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2020-09-09 3:52:42 PM  
FTA: while another added, "Don't use mask to exercise. CO2. Nice going."

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2020-09-09 3:59:16 PM  
She wasn't alone in the room, so, yes subby. She wore a mask, which was appropriate out of consideration for herself and the others in the room with her. I hate that this needs to be explained. It's like living in a nation of kindergartners with oppositional defiant disorder.
 
2020-09-09 4:01:08 PM  
I wear a mask when I work out. I'm also a dance teacher and required to wear one while teaching.

She's a boss for doing cardio with a mask on.
 
2020-09-09 4:01:45 PM  
The comments came in a flurry, however, it didn't stop the "Harley Quinn" voiceover actress to fire back at trolls who lent their two cents.
"For everyone and their mask comments. I wear a mask when I'm in an enclosed space around others, which I was," she wrote in the comments section. "I'm protecting myself and everyone around me. That's why I choose to wear a mask. Thanks for playing."


She should have responded in character as Harley Quinn.
 
2020-09-09 4:02:47 PM  
Good for them, warning her about the dangers of masks and CO2. Every year, millions of people engaged in physical activity die from mask wearing. In fact, the reason why we need all those Mexican caravans of workers is because we need new laborers every year to replace all the ones that die putting up drywall while wearing a mask. The nurse shortage? That's because mask wearing nurses drop dead in hospitals when they lift patients.
 
2020-09-09 4:12:40 PM  
Was subby trying to do the "knock knock knock, Penny" gag?
 
2020-09-09 4:22:43 PM  
Subby, 2 knocks is for a knock-knock joke.  3 knocks is for the OCD Sheldon knock.
 
2020-09-09 4:25:10 PM  
Couldn't find a gif of her jumping rope so this will have to do.

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2020-09-09 4:25:55 PM  

brizzle365: This is why I'm not going to the gym.

2020 has taken it all out of me and I have zero farking fight left at all.

either the rona is going to get me, or hopefully, something else, perhaps a fire. I've always wanted to go out in a fire, nice and quick.


I just read that a kid was killed after a granite table top fell on his head.  Seems pretty quick.
 
2020-09-09 4:30:45 PM  

Cndn Bacon: FTA: while another added, "Don't use mask to exercise. CO2. Nice going."

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Unless you are breathing 100% O2 from a tank, you are breathing in CO2 from atmospheric air even without wearing a mask.
 
2020-09-09 4:33:04 PM  

FrancoFile: Subby, 2 knocks is for a knock-knock joke.  3 knocks is for the OCD Sheldon knock.


and/or Tony Orlando

Knock Three Times - Dawn
Youtube wT5ms2Nvpco
 
2020-09-09 4:34:01 PM  

mongbiohazard: She wasn't alone in the room, so, yes subby. She wore a mask, which was appropriate out of consideration for herself and the others in the room with her. I hate that this needs to be explained. It's like living in a nation of kindergartners with oppositional defiant disorder.


Yep. If she was working out at home, a mask would be a little silly. The minute she's in an enclosed space? Makes perfect sense.
 
2020-09-09 4:36:09 PM  
Nock Nock - Tick T-Oxy
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2020-09-09 4:39:15 PM  
Won't wear a mask? You have no chance with her. Loser.
 
2020-09-09 4:41:54 PM  
MD requires masks in the gym.  It sucks.
 
2020-09-09 4:57:00 PM  
Screw her and her big boobies!
 
2020-09-09 5:00:04 PM  

Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!


I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.
 
2020-09-09 5:23:59 PM  

brizzle365: Luse: Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!

I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.

I am pretty sure she wouldn't even know if you murdered all of us or not. Knock yourself out, big boy.


It's a joke, son, and not at all obscure. The meaning of which is that if it was a stipulation me being allowed in her sweet honey pot means more to me than all of your lives, now yours especially since I can't stand people with no sense of humor.

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2020-09-09 5:37:09 PM  

brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!

I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.

I am pretty sure she wouldn't even know if you murdered all of us or not. Knock yourself out, big boy.

It's a joke, son, and not at all obscure. The meaning of which is that if it was a stipulation me being allowed in her sweet honey pot means more to me than all of your lives, now yours especially since I can't stand people with no sense of humor.

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What, no "I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who farked her" Not brave enough for that one?

Also, learn to read subtle jokes.


Not about bravery. I've no wish to suck anyone's cock, no matter who they farked. Getting my willy wet is what I'm into. You do you tho, no judgement.
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2020-09-09 5:42:31 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: Couldn't find a gif of her jumping rope so this will have to do.

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2020-09-09 5:45:03 PM  
Mary Hopkin - knock knock who's there (HQ)
Youtube xZdBIH-Lado
 
2020-09-09 6:04:37 PM  
She was wearing a mask?  I didn't notice.

boing boing boing
 
2020-09-09 6:36:12 PM  
Lisa Marie with Malcolm McLaren - Something's Jumpin' In Your Shirt
Youtube lJzMAstZs88
 
2020-09-09 6:39:11 PM  

brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!

I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.

I am pretty sure she wouldn't even know if you murdered all of us or not. Knock yourself out, big boy.

It's a joke, son, and not at all obscure. The meaning of which is that if it was a stipulation me being allowed in her sweet honey pot means more to me than all of your lives, now yours especially since I can't stand people with no sense of humor.

[pics.awwmemes.com image 500x383]

What, no "I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who farked her" Not brave enough for that one?

Also, learn to read subtle jokes.

Not about bravery. I've no wish to suck anyone's cock, no matter who they farked. Getting my willy wet is what I'm into. You do you tho, no judgement.
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Well then I suppose turnabout is fair play. I've never heard of your stupid joke and likewise, you've never heard of mine.

Either way, neither of us are getting to fark her.

cheers


Quite the contrary, I'm aware of yours, I just don't suck dick regardless of where it's been. As to whether I get to fark her or not?

The ball's in your court, Kaley, what do you say?

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2020-09-09 6:48:48 PM  

Luse: brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!

I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.

I am pretty sure she wouldn't even know if you murdered all of us or not. Knock yourself out, big boy.

It's a joke, son, and not at all obscure. The meaning of which is that if it was a stipulation me being allowed in her sweet honey pot means more to me than all of your lives, now yours especially since I can't stand people with no sense of humor.

[pics.awwmemes.com image 500x383]

What, no "I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who farked her" Not brave enough for that one?

Also, learn to read subtle jokes.

Not about bravery. I've no wish to suck anyone's cock, no matter who they farked. Getting my willy wet is what I'm into. You do you tho, no judgement.
[media.tenor.com image 220x124] [View Full Size image _x_]

Well then I suppose turnabout is fair play. I've never heard of your stupid joke and likewise, you've never heard of mine.

Either way, neither of us are getting to fark her.

cheers

Quite the contrary, I'm aware of yours, I just don't suck dick regardless of where it's been. As to whether I get to fark her or not?

The ball's in your court, Kaley, what do you say?

[Fark user image image 248x186]


Just fark already, you two.
 
2020-09-09 6:53:22 PM  

mongbiohazard: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!

I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.

I am pretty sure she wouldn't even know if you murdered all of us or not. Knock yourself out, big boy.

It's a joke, son, and not at all obscure. The meaning of which is that if it was a stipulation me being allowed in her sweet honey pot means more to me than all of your lives, now yours especially since I can't stand people with no sense of humor.

[pics.awwmemes.com image 500x383]

What, no "I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who farked her" Not brave enough for that one?

Also, learn to read subtle jokes.

Not about bravery. I've no wish to suck anyone's cock, no matter who they farked. Getting my willy wet is what I'm into. You do you tho, no judgement.
[media.tenor.com image 220x124] [View Full Size image _x_]

Well then I suppose turnabout is fair play. I've never heard of your stupid joke and likewise, you've never heard of mine.

Either way, neither of us are getting to fark her.

cheers

Quite the contrary, I'm aware of yours, I just don't suck dick regardless of where it's been. As to whether I get to fark her or not?

The ball's in your court, Kaley, what do you say?

[Fark user image image 248x186]

Just fark already, you two.


Not out of the question, but I'm still not blowing him. He can blow me if he shaves his facial hair, I'll just close my eyes and pretend it's college again.
 
2020-09-09 7:19:16 PM  

Luse: mongbiohazard: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!

I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.

I am pretty sure she wouldn't even know if you murdered all of us or not. Knock yourself out, big boy.

It's a joke, son, and not at all obscure. The meaning of which is that if it was a stipulation me being allowed in her sweet honey pot means more to me than all of your lives, now yours especially since I can't stand people with no sense of humor.

[pics.awwmemes.com image 500x383]

What, no "I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who farked her" Not brave enough for that one?

Also, learn to read subtle jokes.

Not about bravery. I've no wish to suck anyone's cock, no matter who they farked. Getting my willy wet is what I'm into. You do you tho, no judgement.
[media.tenor.com image 220x124] [View Full Size image _x_]

Well then I suppose turnabout is fair play. I've never heard of your stupid joke and likewise, you've never heard of mine.

Either way, neither of us are getting to fark her.

cheers

Quite the contrary, I'm aware of yours, I just don't suck dick regardless of where it's been. As to whether I get to fark her or not?

The ball's in your court, Kaley, what do you say?

[Fark user image image 248x186]

Just fark already, you two.

Not out of the question, but I'm still not blowing him. He can blow me if he shaves his facial hair, I'll just close my eyes and pretend it's college again.


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2020-09-09 9:20:25 PM  

mongbiohazard: She wasn't alone in the room, so, yes subby. She wore a mask, which was appropriate out of consideration for herself and the others in the room with her. I hate that this needs to be explained. It's like living in a nation of kindergartners with oppositional defiant disorder.


Nope.

farking unreal that you still think like this. Go on.

You're gonna die an elderly person and be buried in a mask out of fear.
 
2020-09-09 10:42:41 PM  

mongbiohazard: oppositional defiant disorder.


aka deficiency of expensive medication
 
2020-09-09 11:21:39 PM  
A couple of years ago, the gym-bro fad was to wear a mask with a port to deliberately restrict air flow while lifting. The idea was that it'd supposedly mimic altitude training. I've never seen any reports of the users dying or even suffering temporary harmful effects.
 
2020-09-09 11:38:22 PM  

Chinesenookiefactory: mongbiohazard: oppositional defiant disorder.

Nope.


Farking LOL!  Well done.
 
2020-09-10 9:39:37 AM  

Luse: brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: brizzle365: Luse: Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!

I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.

I am pretty sure she wouldn't even know if you murdered all of us or not. Knock yourself out, big boy.

It's a joke, son, and not at all obscure. The meaning of which is that if it was a stipulation me being allowed in her sweet honey pot means more to me than all of your lives, now yours especially since I can't stand people with no sense of humor.

[pics.awwmemes.com image 500x383]

What, no "I'd crawl over broken glass to suck the cock of the last man who farked her" Not brave enough for that one?

Also, learn to read subtle jokes.

Not about bravery. I've no wish to suck anyone's cock, no matter who they farked. Getting my willy wet is what I'm into. You do you tho, no judgement.
[media.tenor.com image 220x124] [View Full Size image _x_]

Well then I suppose turnabout is fair play. I've never heard of your stupid joke and likewise, you've never heard of mine.

Either way, neither of us are getting to fark her.

cheers

Quite the contrary, I'm aware of yours, I just don't suck dick regardless of where it's been. As to whether I get to fark her or not?

The ball's in your court, Kaley, what do you say?

[Fark user image 248x186]


Dude, we get it.  Congrats, you are straight.  Something tells me, by your insistent protesting, that you like a finger every once in a while at the very least.
 
2020-09-10 10:59:50 AM  

Luse: Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!

I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.


I have a better scale to measure your determination, it's in inches, feet and miles.
How far would you crawl on all fours on a trail on rusty roofing nails and broken bottles to achieve that end?
 
2020-09-10 11:01:13 AM  
should have read the rest of the comments
 
2020-09-10 2:03:23 PM  

NicoFinn: I wear a mask when I work out. I'm also a dance teacher and required to wear one while teaching.

She's a boss for doing cardio with a mask on.


Yeah, I don't know how you can doing anything athletic with a mask on.  Don't get me wrong, I am all about wearing the masks but breathing and sweating would make them unbearable.  This is why I think they should keep gyms shutdown because I can't see how people can use them safely.

/only exercise I get is at the park or doing yardwork
 
2020-09-10 6:15:27 PM  

frankb00th: Luse: Buttknuckle: Screw her and her big boobies!

I'd murder each and every single one of you with a dull spoon if she'd only let me.

I have a better scale to measure your determination, it's in inches, feet and miles.
How far would you crawl on all fours on a trail on rusty roofing nails and broken bottles to achieve that end?


Honestly, I find it rather flattering that all of you are SO interested in my sex life. I made one, not at all obscure joke. Notice how I in no way am interested in yours? Again, flattered. Get in line, biatches.
 
2020-09-10 6:18:52 PM  

brizzle365: sleze: NicoFinn: I wear a mask when I work out. I'm also a dance teacher and required to wear one while teaching.

She's a boss for doing cardio with a mask on.

Yeah, I don't know how you can doing anything athletic with a mask on.  Don't get me wrong, I am all about wearing the masks but breathing and sweating would make them unbearable.  This is why I think they should keep gyms shutdown because I can't see how people can use them safely.

/only exercise I get is at the park or doing yardwork

I've seen a noticeable uptick in people out jogging while having bandanas and the like on. Honestly don't know about the effectiveness of protection with the spread of the rona or not. But young, healthy people seem to be doing fine with it. As per the usual, the people who need exercise the most, are the ones who likely cannot with a mask on. But then again, one can exercise anywhere, anytime and with anything, with the proper motivation*.

*Which is the real crux, not the mask.


Bingo! The sheer amount of people claiming it to be impossible or difficult to a crazy point seem to be ignoring the fact that the entire article is about her doing it and other idiots claiming how impossible or harmful it is.

We get it, your out of shape fat ass can't handle 2 stairs with a mask on. She can. This is why some of us are here fawning over her and not you. Now put on your mask and get your cardio on or stfu fatties.

/ fattie
// when not working to not be a fatty at home I wear a mask
/// damned dog insists on long walkies, he gets treats for making my fat ass move
 
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