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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Norwegian lawmaker nominates himself for Comedian of the Year   (wmur.com) divider line
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2020-09-09 1:38:05 PM  
How much did Trump pay him for the Noble Prize nomination?

The only way he's gonna win it is if he bribes the whole committee and/or threatens them with international sanctions if they don't give it to him.
 
2020-09-09 9:58:24 PM  
So deserving of a "peace" prize:

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2020-09-09 9:59:32 PM  
There's only one reason that Donald Trump wants a Nobel Prize and we all know it.

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2020-09-09 10:00:53 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: How much did Trump pay him for the Noble Prize nomination?

The only way he's gonna win it is if he bribes the whole committee and/or threatens them with international sanctions if they don't give it to him.


It's just another far-right wingnut trying to make a name for themselves.
 
2020-09-09 10:02:38 PM  
When he doesn't get it. He'll probably do like his mentor did and make it illegal for any American to ever accept one again.
 
2020-09-09 10:05:30 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: How much did Trump pay him for the Noble Prize nomination?

The only way he's gonna win it is if he bribes the whole committee and/or threatens them with international sanctions if they don't give it to him.


He's a far-right pol who also likes Putin.

He probably didn't have to be paid.
 
2020-09-09 10:07:25 PM  
It turns out the requirements to get nominated are really, really, low. In grad school, I almost convinced my advisor to nominate me on the basis of "hasn't committed any war crimes". His PhD was sufficient to be considered a person in good standing (there's requirements of who can nominate, but most college professors meet them). While he aligned with me politically and was amused by the whole idea, I think in the end he didn't feel like going to the effort. God I would have loved to put that on my resume.
 
2020-09-09 10:08:51 PM  
Name someone who has done more to support peace this year

And name what Obama did to earn his while you're at it.

I'm proud of the leader of Norway's Progressive party for nominating Trump. He's more than earned it.
 
2020-09-09 10:12:45 PM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Name someone who has done more to support peace this year

And name what Obama did to earn his while you're at it.

I'm proud of the leader of Norway's Progressive party for nominating Trump. He's more than earned it.


lol

That;s some good satire.

Cheers, mate.
 
2020-09-09 10:15:37 PM  

Gordon Bennett: There's only one reason that Donald Trump wants a Nobel Prize and we all know it.

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It comes with a substantial cash prize, so two reasons.
 
2020-09-09 10:21:26 PM  
Of Earth's entire population, Trump is still going to be one of the last few to EVER have a chance of winning a Nobel. It really must burn him that Obama got one and he had not even done anything yet. I lol every time this topic comes up because I also know how desperate Trump is to one up Obama at any cost.

Of course with Donnie at the helm and how successful he has been at combating this pandemic, it won't be long until he actually could be one of the last humans on earth. At that point he can nominate himself and gloat with his blow up dolls.
 
2020-09-09 10:23:39 PM  
Has the Rotting Yam tweeted yet about how great this Norway guy is, and maybe the US should buy Norway, and how the Noble Prize is a thing, a thing that it is to be had, like piece in the Middle East that it's something...really something, and I de severe it, no one has worked harder to do this for this piece of work and the prize.
 
2020-09-09 10:25:35 PM  
If you read the nominator's bio, it's really no surprise he got tapped for the honor.  He's got the kind of "cred" those "hep cat" youngsters really go wall-eyed for! (among conservative circles, anyway):

He is most widely known for his opposition to immigration, especially Muslim immigration, and has claimed that Norway is a victim of "sneaking Islamization" and that Muslim immigrants are "threatening Norwegian culture".
In 2010 he wrote that "we don't believe in multiculture" and claimed that immigration of non-ethnic Norwegians is "idiocy"


Oh, and he's a big supporter of Putin and thinks everybody in the West should pat Pooty on the back for anschlussing the crap out of Crimea.

He's been under near constant guard from Norwegian security for a long time due to death threats, and his wife says he suffers from stress syndrome and has become subject to "epileptic seizures" and occasional bouts of amnesia because people are just so darned intolerant towards him.

I can't see the words of this fine political specimen going anywhere but straight into the ears of the prize committee, you betcha!
 
2020-09-09 10:27:45 PM  

ssa5: Of Earth's entire population, Trump is still going to be one of the last few to EVER have a chance of winning a Nobel. It really must burn him that Obama got one and he had not even done anything yet. I lol every time this topic comes up because I also know how desperate Trump is to one up Obama at any cost.


He'll create his OWN award, the most prestigious award ever, and award it to himself! With blackjack! and Hookers!

/It absolutely kills him that people genuinely love president Obama and somehow only Nazi's revere Trump himself
 
2020-09-09 10:33:14 PM  
Wasn't thier a rule about nominations being kept secret for 20 years? Or was that just for the other prizes?
 
2020-09-09 10:42:12 PM  

joepennerlives: If you read the nominator's bio, it's really no surprise he got tapped for the honor.  He's got the kind of "cred" those "hep cat" youngsters really go wall-eyed for! (among conservative circles, anyway):

He is most widely known for his opposition to immigration, especially Muslim immigration, and has claimed that Norway is a victim of "sneaking Islamization" and that Muslim immigrants are "threatening Norwegian culture".
In 2010 he wrote that "we don't believe in multiculture" and claimed that immigration of non-ethnic Norwegians is "idiocy"

Oh, and he's a big supporter of Putin and thinks everybody in the West should pat Pooty on the back for anschlussing the crap out of Crimea.

He's been under near constant guard from Norwegian security for a long time due to death threats, and his wife says he suffers from stress syndrome and has become subject to "epileptic seizures" and occasional bouts of amnesia because people are just so darned intolerant towards him.

I can't see the words of this fine political specimen going anywhere but straight into the ears of the prize committee, you betcha!



No wonder Ralphy likes him.
 
2020-09-09 10:48:52 PM  
Remarkable turd the Norwegian douche, isn't it?
 
2020-09-09 10:54:17 PM  
Kangaroo_Ralph:

...but seriously, being Black and President in a racist ass country was a sign that race relations could be addressed. It's such a racist ass country that just winning the vote by a small margin was progress.

Why, who were you voting for? I mean, there had to be someone more deserving nominated for you to object so strenuously, right?
 
2020-09-09 11:19:16 PM  
Two countries which have never been at war and do not share a common border.

And to achieve this "peace", he is selling both sides advanced weapons of war.

What an accomplishment.
 
2020-09-09 11:20:22 PM  
I feared this would happen when Alf died.
 
2020-09-09 11:23:30 PM  
Norwegian lawmaker nominates himself for Comedian of the Year

Goes to show that other countries are governed by nut jobs as well.
 
2020-09-09 11:30:17 PM  
Let's skip all this and just get to the part where we all piss on his grave.
 
2020-09-09 11:33:17 PM  

J.R. 'Bob' Chinaski: Let's skip all this and just get to the part where we all piss on his grave.


Enough piss, and trump tower can keel over into the swamp.
 
2020-09-09 11:42:50 PM  
I guess hitler could have been nominated for negotiating a peace with the ussr
 
2020-09-10 12:17:55 AM  
Wasn't this the "peace deal" that says both sides agree to hold off on any aggressive actions for ninety days or some nonsense?
 
2020-09-10 12:36:33 AM  

ntropy2012: Wasn't this the "peace deal" that says both sides agree to hold off on any aggressive actions for ninety days or some nonsense?


Yeah, and in exchange the US sells both sides advanced weapons.
 
2020-09-10 1:00:04 AM  

Excelsior: ssa5: Of Earth's entire population, Trump is still going to be one of the last few to EVER have a chance of winning a Nobel. It really must burn him that Obama got one and he had not even done anything yet. I lol every time this topic comes up because I also know how desperate Trump is to one up Obama at any cost.

He'll create his OWN award, the most prestigious award ever, and award it to himself! With blackjack! and Hookers!

/It absolutely kills him that people genuinely love president Obama and somehow only Nazi's revere Trump himself


That's what Hitler did.

Minus the blackjack and hookers.

Plenty of meth, though.
 
2020-09-10 1:21:18 AM  
depends just hold the announcement till jan 21 and if he walks out the white house by himself give him one for "removing the greatest obstacle to peace in the modern era"
 
2020-09-10 1:36:13 AM  

bluewave69: depends just hold the announcement till jan 21 and if he walks out the white house by himself give him one for "removing the greatest obstacle to peace in the modern era"


Even Hitler ended up killing Hitler in the end.
 
2020-09-10 1:43:57 AM  

Excelsior: Norwegian lawmaker nominates himself for Comedian of the Year

Goes to show that other countries are governed by nut jobs as well.


The FRP is the party for assholes. Their platform is basically "fewer immigrants, more jet skis." They left the government in a hissy fit over repatriating a sick kid (whose mother had married an Isis fighter). In other words, Trump supporters. Luckily they are only polling around 10% these days.
 
2020-09-10 2:47:06 AM  

mithras_angel: Farking Clown Shoes: How much did Trump pay him for the Noble Prize nomination?

The only way he's gonna win it is if he bribes the whole committee and/or threatens them with international sanctions if they don't give it to him.

He's a far-right pol who also likes Putin.

He probably didn't have to be paid.


Yeah, this fool is a known quantity. He has white house-level Islamophobia. His main problem is that he can't suck Trump's dick all the way from Norway.
 
2020-09-10 3:31:23 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Name someone who has done more to support peace this year

And name what Obama did to earn his while you're at it.

I'm proud of the leader of Norway's Progressive party for nominating Trump. He's more than earned it.


Yeah, all those fires that Trump keeps throwing gasoline on don't count. Oh, and neither does ramping up the drone program beyond even Obama-levels while removing what little accountability it had, assassinating an Iranian general who was on a diplomatic mission to Iraq (thus further farking relations with BOTH countries), kissing the asses of dictators like the Saudis and Kim Jong-un (never mind his relationship with Vladimir Putin)...
 
2020-09-10 5:31:05 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: Name someone who has done more to support peace this year


Me. I have done more to support peace this year than Trump, and I have done jack shiat.
 
2020-09-10 5:36:17 AM  

Excelsior: Norwegian lawmaker nominates himself for Comedian of the Year

Goes to show that other countries are governed by nut jobs as well.


How is he governing?
 
2020-09-10 10:44:08 AM  

MasterPython: Wasn't thier a rule about nominations being kept secret for 20 years? Or was that just for the other prizes?


The Nobel Committee doesn't reveal nominations but the submitter could.
 
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