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rudemix [OhFark]
2020-09-08 8:40:14 AM  
I had the pleasure of watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii, stoned or possibly tripping, with best buddies back in the day. We howled with laughter all through it. Either the toilet snake or the deadly frisbee are my favorites from it.
 
Leader O'Cola
2020-09-08 8:41:46 AM  
Doctor Strange ask Thanos to spare Iron Man's life and hand over the Time Stone
Youtube K0-0woj54cU



So the snap isn't actually random in deciding who lives or dies. The entire premise of his crusade is undermined.
 
natazha [BareFark]
2020-09-08 8:43:06 AM  
I'd say the entire "Evolution" movie, except it was so stupid I bailed after about 20 minutes.  The Day After Tomorrow is probably stupider, but I only saw the trailer.
 
Rapmaster2000
2020-09-08 8:43:52 AM  
Stallone's "Cobra".  Pretty much all of it.  The grocery store, the car chase, his apartment with his gun cleaning kit in the refrigerator.  All of it.  You spend half the movie trying to understand the thing Stallone just did.  Why did he put the newspaper on the grill?  Why did he rip that guy's shirt?  Why is there some kind of foundry in the middle of an orange grove?  Why is everything on fire?
 
Leader O'Cola
2020-09-08 8:47:30 AM  
Drive Angry - Hydrogen Truck (whole scene)
Youtube GRZNLNkxgIg
 
buntz
2020-09-08 8:48:02 AM  

natazha: I'd say the entire "Evolution" movie, except it was so stupid I bailed after about 20 minutes.  The Day After Tomorrow is probably stupider, but I only saw the trailer.


Aw, that's a guilty pleasure of mine.  It's basically Ghostbusters but with aliens!  I also like R.I.P.D. which is a terrible movie, basically Men in Black, but with ghosts.  But I appreciated what they were TRYING to do.
 
YouSaidWhat
2020-09-08 8:53:11 AM  
Rambo III - Arrow Scene / Helicopter Explosion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8NpU​C​E1W3E&app=desktop
 
Interceptor1 [BareFark]
2020-09-08 8:54:28 AM  
For a stupid scene I'd have to say when that Mad Max turns on the supercharger in the first movie. Completely stupid but I gave it a pass since it's a fun movie.

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soopey [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-08 8:55:55 AM  
Have you ever seen Torque? There's sooooooooooooo many stupid scenes to chose from in that one movie alone. We should never have been blessed and cursed with such a very bad Fast and Furious ripoff with motorcycles. It had a decent budget, but it clearly wasn't spent on writers.

I give you, a motorcycle fight sponsored by Pepsi Co. (the maker of Mountain Dew).
TORQUE - Bike Duel
Youtube vBCeFJ66oRM
 
born_yesterday [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 8:56:46 AM  
The Venice tunnel scene in Last Crusade.  Watching Indy's torch drip flaming drip after flaming drip after flaming drip into the petroleum, just to have the bad guy light the petroleum...with a single match.
 
ltdanman44
2020-09-08 8:58:41 AM  
Garbage Day! (high quality)
Youtube i7gIpuIVE3k
 
ltdanman44
2020-09-08 8:59:59 AM  
"The Goonies" - Joe Pantoliano/Joey Pants (1985) #1
Youtube 9ga2HRbpjJE
 
Flappyhead
2020-09-08 9:01:07 AM  
Miami Connection, all of it.  Any scene with Cameron Mitchell in Terror in Beverly Hills.  The tongue in cheek internet search in Challenge of Five Gauntlets.
 
ranchguy
2020-09-08 9:01:16 AM  
Lone Wolf McQuade (8/12) Movie CLIP - Buried Alive (1983) HD
Youtube pfLTbzU0FXo
 
holdmybones
2020-09-08 9:02:18 AM  

rudemix: I had the pleasure of watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii, stoned or possibly tripping, with best buddies back in the day. We howled with laughter all through it. Either the toilet snake or the deadly frisbee are my favorites from it.


I was on mushrooms the first time I watched Kung Pow: Enter the Fist  I was howling with laughter. Tears were flowing.
 
Dr Jack Badofsky [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 9:02:48 AM  

buntz: natazha: I'd say the entire "Evolution" movie, except it was so stupid I bailed after about 20 minutes.  The Day After Tomorrow is probably stupider, but I only saw the trailer.

Aw, that's a guilty pleasure of mine.  It's basically Ghostbusters but with aliens!  I also like R.I.P.D. which is a terrible movie, basically Men in Black, but with ghosts.  But I appreciated what they were TRYING to do.


Marissa Miller
 
Target Builder
2020-09-08 9:05:26 AM  
The Core.
 
nigeman
2020-09-08 9:07:29 AM  
https://youtu.be/1nzd0R_OeOc
 
Michael J Faux
2020-09-08 9:09:45 AM  
There are definitely FUNNIER dumb scenes, but my favorite stupid movie scene is the train crawl and Chunnel fight in the first Mission Impossible. It's utterly ludicrous, but so well staged, shot and scored (a rare non-signature-Elfman Danny Elfman score) that I think I've watched it fifty times.
 
Wasn't Looking at his Neck
2020-09-08 9:12:04 AM  
Two from the original Cabin Fever (the latter is an adlib from my brother):

- what was the origin and point of her using that canoe?
- "WHAT'S IN THE FARKING BOX?!?!?"
 
Gentlequiet
2020-09-08 9:12:37 AM  

rudemix: I had the pleasure of watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii, stoned or possibly tripping, with best buddies back in the day. We howled with laughter all through it. Either the toilet snake or the deadly frisbee are my favorites from it.


He's just a thrower!
 
buntz
2020-09-08 9:13:38 AM  

Michael J Faux: There are definitely FUNNIER dumb scenes, but my favorite stupid movie scene is the train crawl and Chunnel fight in the first Mission Impossible. It's utterly ludicrous, but so well staged, shot and scored (a rare non-signature-Elfman Danny Elfman score) that I think I've watched it fifty times.


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Hey McNab! Chunnel's on HBO tonight! Why don't you stop by?
 
Noticeably F.A.T. [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 9:14:23 AM  

Rapmaster2000: You spend half the movie trying to understand the thing Stallone just did.


No you don't. You park your butt on the couch and just enjoy the stupid. Muscles, tits and explosions don't require explanations.
 
169th Cousin [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 9:15:14 AM  
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Bad bit in the bit bucket
2020-09-08 9:16:48 AM  

rudemix: I had the pleasure of watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii, stoned or possibly tripping, with best buddies back in the day. We howled with laughter all through it. Either the toilet snake or the deadly frisbee are my favorites from it.


Is that the movie with a guy using a bazooka to kill a huge snake coming out of a toilet?
 
RedZoneTuba [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 9:19:44 AM  
Ator inventing, building, and flying the animal skin & stick hang glider in Cave Dwellers.
 
Nick Nostril [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 9:21:32 AM  
The Deforestation Scene from Predator...

Predator (1987) - Old Painless Is Waiting Scene (1/5) | Movieclips
Youtube wgzxSr6l9Y4
 
holdmybones
2020-09-08 9:27:11 AM  
Quick Change Mexican Joust
Youtube wQNI7q6ABnc
 
skyotter
2020-09-08 9:30:22 AM  
Fuck this cowboy shit!
Youtube LxhDLo8UOK8
 
kbronsito [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 9:31:05 AM  
i.pinimg.comView Full Size
 
Marcos P
2020-09-08 9:35:08 AM  

holdmybones: rudemix: I had the pleasure of watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii, stoned or possibly tripping, with best buddies back in the day. We howled with laughter all through it. Either the toilet snake or the deadly frisbee are my favorites from it.

I was on mushrooms the first time I watched Kung Pow: Enter the Fist  I was howling with laughter. Tears were flowing.


The last time I had mushrooms I watched the origonal batman movie and I laughed so hard there were some moments I thought i was going to suffocate
 
Flappyhead
2020-09-08 9:37:17 AM  

Bad bit in the bit bucket: rudemix: I had the pleasure of watching Hard Ticket to Hawaii, stoned or possibly tripping, with best buddies back in the day. We howled with laughter all through it. Either the toilet snake or the deadly frisbee are my favorites from it.

Is that the movie with a guy using a bazooka to kill a huge snake coming out of a toilet?


Yep.  It also features nunchucks being used as a projectile.
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 9:39:15 AM  
Is subby referencing 30 Days of Night? 'Cause it's been awhile since I watched that one.
 
Fano
2020-09-08 9:39:28 AM  
'I' Tamil Movie Terrible Fight Scene || Risk Fighting Scene in Indian Cinemas
Youtube byOw4AYd7-8
 
luddite v2.0
2020-09-08 9:42:22 AM  
The exploding sheep in Bad Taste....you know what, just all of Bad Taste
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Darth_Saltine
2020-09-08 9:43:48 AM  
money talks funny moments
Youtube rKfpDNTPHOg


The "bazooka in the stadium scene" from Money Talks (1:20 in the video above), it's the laugh from the big guy that seals the deal.
 
Flincher [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 9:52:18 AM  
Con Air - Sayonara
Youtube wPVAq94Tk9M
 
Candygram4Mongo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-08 9:57:07 AM  
Vin Diesel with a solar powered submarine.

Oh, was that on an inland body of water, too?

Because I think I read it was an inland body of water. Although perhaps with access to the ocean. Not sure.

But how can a submarine possibly have enough solar panels to make it fully operational? And then charge those panels on the surface of the open water during daylight hours to make it operational underwater? And it just goes on like that...
 
Capo Del Bandito
2020-09-08 9:58:42 AM  

Leader O'Cola: So the snap isn't actually random in deciding who lives or dies. The entire premise of his crusade is undermined.


He never said it was random, he said it was an algorithm of sorts, and Strange saw a future where Iron Man survived. Problem solved.
 
some_beer_drinker [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 10:00:56 AM  
that video on porn hub with your mother in it
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 10:06:24 AM  
Welcome to the 'That Guy' support group. Please grab a donut from the snack table & nitpick its quality when you sit down.
 
Leader O'Cola
2020-09-08 10:12:52 AM  

Capo Del Bandito: Leader O'Cola: So the snap isn't actually random in deciding who lives or dies. The entire premise of his crusade is undermined.

He never said it was random, he said it was an algorithm of sorts, and Strange saw a future where Iron Man survived. Problem solved.


Thanos and Doctor Strange conversation at Titan|AVENGERS:INFINITY WAR
Youtube cM-DoO84Sf4



"random. dispassionate. fair to rich and poor alike".  that's his crusade. his vision.  he acquired the stones/IG to make it easy to do.

by agreeing to spare stark, the snap is short 1 person with a sure outcome. it is therefore not random.
 
TheraTx
2020-09-08 10:13:58 AM  
speaking of Vin Diesel didn't he ride a motorcycle on the ocean, big waves too?
 
Snotnose [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 10:23:20 AM  
Watched a vampire movie 20-30 years ago.  Our Hero hung from a rafter, thereby making the shadow of a cross on the floor, and the vampire ran away.
 
Everything is Awful
2020-09-08 10:29:14 AM  
A-team tank scene
 
Dr Jack Badofsky [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 10:30:02 AM  

TheraTx: speaking of Vin Diesel didn't he ride a motorcycle on the ocean, big waves too?


Yes, but it was based on a real event.

DC SHOES: ROBBIE MADDISON'S "PIPE DREAM"
Youtube lDi9uFcD7XI
 
scrumpox
2020-09-08 10:31:51 AM  
Battle in Outer Space (1959) - Toho studios.
A scientist explains to a UN gathering that the mass of an item is reduced as it gets cooled close to absolute zero and that was how an entire train trestle to be lifted.
I think my buddy & I rewound that speech a half-dozen times to be sure he said it.
I'll try to find it on Gootube...
 
skyotter
2020-09-08 10:35:53 AM  

Everything is Awful: A-team tank scene


Sorry, I have to rewatch that now.
The A-Team (4/5) Movie CLIP - You Can't Fly a Tank, Fool! (2010) HD
Youtube rTBkVOYzVZA
 
runs with mutts [TotalFark]
2020-09-08 10:41:21 AM  
Yesterday we watched Starflight One, a 1983 TV movie that has Lee Majors and Hal Linden in it. Gold bars leaked out a hole in the fancy airplane into space, but they kinda dripped out the hole, like the air had the viscosity of jello. Actors stumbled "weightlessly" through tubes between ships while keeping their feet oriented perpendicular to their direction of travel. Hal Linden's character got to travel through space in an airtight coffin, like you would bury if you hadn't left the body in the cargo hold. And Lee Majors' character was named Cody, and he was having marital issues he resolved by kissing his lady friend on multiple occasions. It was pretty epic.
 
Recoil Therapy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-09-08 10:41:29 AM  
Not so much a particular scene but an idea/plot point of the movie.

In "Deep Impact" there was a sub plot of selected/randomly chosen people to be locked in a cave/bunker/whatever, and then available to repopulate the US if everyone east of the Rockies was wiped out by the incoming tidal wave/tsunami/whatever it was (been a while) ... and it seemed that at least half the women sent into this cave were either post- menopausal or at the very far end of their child bearing years.  Good thinking there guys, good thinking...

That's when I decided that, as bad as it was (& it was), Armageddon was the better/more realistic disaster movie of that summer.
 
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