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(Gaston Gazette)   ♪ ♫ ♪ No town hates like Gaston, nor race-baits like Gaston, calls Black people monkeys, primate like Gaston ♪ ♫ ♪   (gastongazette.com) divider line
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2020-09-07 7:37:36 AM  
Keep it klassy, kracker.
 
2020-09-07 7:37:46 AM  
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All this for a family squabble
 
2020-09-07 7:41:30 AM  
Sharing a photo of a Black man punching a white man at a protest in St. Louis, Missouri, England wrote, "the Black bastards need to be shot."
Though England still agreed with his post, he admitted the word "bastard" was harsh.



People like this need a couple (hundred) good Richard Spencer elbows to the mouth so they learn some f*cking manners.
 
2020-09-07 7:49:46 AM  
Well at least he's owning it, not trying to deny it.
 
2020-09-07 7:51:09 AM  
So, . . . don't vote for him.  That's the cool part of America.
 
2020-09-07 7:54:08 AM  
 That old bastard looks like a pedophile.  I've seen pictures of pedophiles before. We can't hide from the truth. I tell it like it is.

Ok, maybe saying "bastard" was a bit harsh.
 
2020-09-07 7:55:03 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: So, . . . don't vote for him.  That's the cool part of America.


The uncool part about America is that this guy is going to get a sizeable number of votes.
 
2020-09-07 7:55:48 AM  
Virtual high five for subs on the headline.
 
2020-09-07 7:59:59 AM  
"It's not because of her color. I've seen white people who look like monkeys," England said.

What a white monkey may look like...

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2020-09-07 8:02:02 AM  
Gaston is a little wide spot on the state road that takes people across the river from Roanoke Rapids to their summer houses on the north side of the lake.  It's one of those tiny towns where if you need anything more sophisticated than the dollar general, you have to "go into town".
 
2020-09-07 8:03:08 AM  
Usually I have to wait for my morning constitutional in order to see what a piece of shiat looks like. Thanks, Gaston Gazette!
 
2020-09-07 8:07:14 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Gaston is a little wide spot on the state road that takes people across the river from Roanoke Rapids to their summer houses on the north side of the lake.  It's one of those tiny towns where if you need anything more sophisticated than the dollar general, you have to "go into town".


Know how I can tell you (and subby) DNRTFA?
 
2020-09-07 8:07:18 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Gaston is a little wide spot on the state road that takes people across the river from Roanoke Rapids to their summer houses on the north side of the lake.  It's one of those tiny towns where if you need anything more sophisticated than the dollar general, you have to "go into town".


This is Gaston County, the redneck milltown suburb of Charlotte. Historically fewer black people there.
 
2020-09-07 8:08:38 AM  

FarkingSmurf: "It's not because of her color. I've seen white people who look like monkeys," England said.

What a white monkey may look like...

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I thought a white monkey was a white person doing a job in China, specifically because they were white.

white monkey jobs

/The old white guy in the article is a racist
//That's racist anywhere
///because three
 
2020-09-07 8:13:54 AM  
He seems nice.
 
2020-09-07 8:14:12 AM  
I don't believe you, where are the dishes?
 
2020-09-07 8:14:17 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Gaston is a little wide spot on the state road that takes people across the river from Roanoke Rapids to their summer houses on the north side of the lake.  It's one of those tiny towns where if you need anything more sophisticated than the dollar general, you have to "go into town".


Damnit, that means I'll have to get all dressed up.
 
2020-09-07 8:17:11 AM  

FarkingSmurf: "It's not because of her color. I've seen white people who look like monkeys," England said.

What a white monkey may look like...

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how soon we forget

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2020-09-07 8:20:25 AM  
This guy is a creeper if I ever done did see one.
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2020-09-07 8:23:43 AM  
Oblig...
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2020-09-07 8:29:15 AM  

Chompachangas: This guy is a creeper if I ever done did see one.
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He got all dressed up and wore his Good Tie.


For a photoshoot in his buddy's  basement bar.
 
2020-09-07 8:32:31 AM  

frankb00th: [Fark user image image 300x300]
All this for a family squabble


Protect the assets!!
 
2020-09-07 8:35:30 AM  

FarkingSmurf: What a white monkey may look like...


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2020-09-07 8:59:37 AM  

Bonzo_1116: Zeb Hesselgresser: So, . . . don't vote for him.  That's the cool part of America.

The uncool part about America is that this guy is going to get a sizeable number of votes.


More than likely he'll win in a landslide.
 
2020-09-07 9:11:07 AM  

johnperkins: Oblig...
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Well that's completely unrealistic.

The actual response would have been for the guy to shout over the person asking the questions, accusing him of being unAmerican and putting words in his mouth like liberals tend to do all the time, then saying that the interviewer is the one who called immigrants monkeys.
 
2020-09-07 9:25:21 AM  
There's a reason why I left Gastonia.
 
2020-09-07 9:27:04 AM  

Chompachangas: This guy is a creeper if I ever done did see one.
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Who in their right mind thinks taking an official portrait in an unfinished basement/garage makes sense?
 
2020-09-07 9:30:11 AM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: So, . . . don't vote for him.  That's the cool part of America.


Yeah, Amerikkka is super duper cool. Bigots, racists, nazis, white supremacists, conspiracy nutters, God botheres, covidiots, crooked cops, xenophobic assholes, gun worshiping morons, science denying pinheads, and dumbfarks.
Cool cool cool.
 
2020-09-07 9:51:41 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: UNC_Samurai: Gaston is a little wide spot on the state road that takes people across the river from Roanoke Rapids to their summer houses on the north side of the lake.  It's one of those tiny towns where if you need anything more sophisticated than the dollar general, you have to "go into town".

Know how I can tell you (and subby) DNRTFA?


I read the article and still missed the "county" part.
 
2020-09-07 10:04:18 AM  

UNC_Samurai: The Reverend Sam Hill: UNC_Samurai: Gaston is a little wide spot on the state road that takes people across the river from Roanoke Rapids to their summer houses on the north side of the lake.  It's one of those tiny towns where if you need anything more sophisticated than the dollar general, you have to "go into town".

Know how I can tell you (and subby) DNRTFA?

I read the article and still missed the "county" part.


I missed it myself.

I even went back after the post you are quoting....

Did it again, its in the very first sentence only.
 
2020-09-07 10:09:59 AM  
Those two rings (index and pinky) are an Illuminati sign for Dog Farker, Orgy Master.

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2020-09-07 10:10:25 AM  

FarkingSmurf: "It's not because of her color. I've seen white people who look like monkeys," England said.

What a white monkey may look like...

[i.pinimg.com image 290x436]


Y'all forgot the MAGAt hat and Trunp flag
 
2020-09-07 10:11:27 AM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: UNC_Samurai: Gaston is a little wide spot on the state road that takes people across the river from Roanoke Rapids to their summer houses on the north side of the lake.  It's one of those tiny towns where if you need anything more sophisticated than the dollar general, you have to "go into town".

Know how I can tell you (and subby) DNRTFA?


And I came in here to point that out. I have very mixed feelings on the hometown of my cousins. Mostly based on which cousin (one is normal, the other...not so much).

\uncle moved the family down there as part of the movement of Northern mills to the South in '70 or so
\\neither mill exists anymore, North or South
\\\not even sure his offshoot does
 
2020-09-07 10:13:39 AM  

Shakin_Haitian: There's a reason why I left Gastonia.


+1
I lived with a woman from Gastonia for 6 years. She is a nut case but her family is really awesome. Been up and down Wilkinson Blvd more times than I would like to remember.

Racism in the western parts of NC boarding SC is beyond revolting, it is weird. Although there are plenty of completely open, in your face Klan in the area, you can work next to a person for more than a year and never get any kind of hint that they are racist, then one day they will just blurt out something like "you will never believe what I saw this n****r doing at Waffle House last night."

Or the combination of over the top polite manners and matter of fact racism was another deeply disturbing and way to common around the Charlotte area. Actual run in I had at a gas station one morning. Some guy I never met being the full Southern Gentile while we are getting coffee "How ya'll doing this morning, yes sir, I am just fine thank you, amazing weather isn't it? No sir, I not today, me and the crew are headed out toward Monroe, working on framing a house out there, nice folks, young couple just starting out with their family. Where are you off to this morning? Oh yes sir, that is true, keeping busy is about all we do around here (man looks out the store window at his crew in the truck at the gas pumps)...Now what in the hell is that n****r up to? Excuse me, I need to see what this boy is up to, I swear, you give them a job so they ain't a welfare burden on folks and you can't get them to sit still for 2 minutes, ya'll have a nice day."

It is farking unsettling and frightening.
 
2020-09-07 10:34:58 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: That old bastard looks like a pedophile.  I've seen pictures of pedophiles before. We can't hide from the truth. I tell it like it is.

Ok, maybe saying "bastard" was a bit harsh.


We have all seen Joe Biden.
 
2020-09-07 10:38:11 AM  
This is Jim

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Jim grew up in North Carolina. For just $1.97 a day you could buy Jim or someone just like him a dog whistle. Each month you'll receive a campaign solicitation from Jim filled with racially charged words that Jim can claim you are a racist for misunderstanding him. Won't you help Jim?
 
2020-09-07 10:39:35 AM  
"Sharing a photo of a Black man punching a white man at a protest in St. Louis, Missouri, England wrote, 'the Black bastards need to be shot.'"

Now look, this isn't all bad, he's trying to meet folks halfway by capitalizing "Black"
 
2020-09-07 10:42:39 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Gaston is a little wide spot on the state road that takes people across the river from Roanoke Rapids to their summer houses on the north side of the lake.  It's one of those tiny towns where if you need anything more sophisticated than the dollar general, you have to "go into town".


Actually, that's Dallas.

The racist scumbag lives in Gastonia, not Gaston.
 
2020-09-07 10:57:45 AM  
He's especially good at discriminating
 
2020-09-07 11:06:03 AM  
They think it's ok now. There's president, er precedent.
 
2020-09-07 11:10:23 AM  
I hope this asshat does not win but given it's the deep south who knows even at this day and age.  That said i have always been of the opinion that it should be required for someone to actively have a child attending school in the district one is running for school board in.

To go by the photos of this racist asshat he seems to old too have kids in school, save perhaps in the last couple years of high school, if that.  The article does not say one way or the other not that i'd expect it to that \is immaterial to the story.

Basically my view is this is you don't have kids in school than you should have no say in how the school district is operated save for voting on the occasional bond issue.
 
2020-09-07 11:32:16 AM  
Does that old bastard have a MULLET???  Hair in back is down past his collar!
 
2020-09-07 12:40:19 PM  

WilderKWight: johnperkins: Oblig...
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Well that's completely unrealistic.

The actual response would have been for the guy to shout over the person asking the questions, accusing him of being unAmerican and putting words in his mouth like liberals tend to do all the time, then saying that the interviewer is the one who called immigrants monkeys.


That was a presidential debate from the manga Eagle: The Making Of An Asian American President.  The guy who first said the "monkey around" line, who makes the "oops" face was the conservative candidate.  The younger guy, the main character, was the liberal candidate.
 
2020-09-07 12:50:06 PM  

Bonzo_1116: Zeb Hesselgresser: So, . . . don't vote for him.  That's the cool part of America.

The uncool part about America is that this guy is going to get a sizeable number of votes.


This is one of those cases where you wish we had town-meeting voting, not secret ballots.  So you know which of your neighbors to shun and/or shame.
 
2020-09-07 1:19:44 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: FarkingSmurf: "It's not because of her color. I've seen white people who look like monkeys," England said.

What a white monkey may look like...

[i.pinimg.com image 290x436]

how soon we forget

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Yes. And if we lived in a timeline without slavery, redlining, and three hundred years of pseudo-scientific race theory, it might possibly be socially acceptable to insult someone as simian, regardless of their ethnicity.

But we live in this timeline. Do some reading.
 
2020-09-07 1:23:47 PM  

FrancoFile: Bonzo_1116: Zeb Hesselgresser: So, . . . don't vote for him.  That's the cool part of America.

The uncool part about America is that this guy is going to get a sizeable number of votes.

This is one of those cases where you wish we had town-meeting voting, not secret ballots.  So you know which of your neighbors to shun and/or shame.


Yeah, except a bunch of them would unabashedly openly vote for him.

You think a politician would be so openly racist if it didn't pander directly to his base?  He's speaking truth to power in his mind and his voters love it.
 
2020-09-07 1:30:48 PM  
I'm especially good at discriminating!
 
2020-09-07 2:57:58 PM  

FrancoFile: Bonzo_1116: Zeb Hesselgresser: So, . . . don't vote for him.  That's the cool part of America.

The uncool part about America is that this guy is going to get a sizeable number of votes.

This is one of those cases where you wish we had town-meeting voting, not secret ballots.  So you know which of your neighbors to shun and/or shame.


I'm not sure a voting system open to intimidation and retaliation is a good idea.
 
2020-09-07 3:35:52 PM  

Bonzo_1116: Zeb Hesselgresser: So, . . . don't vote for him.  That's the cool part of America.

The uncool part about America is that this guy is going to get a sizeable number of votes.


Well, who are you going to vote for?  The honest bigot or the pious hypocrite who pays lip-service to civil rights?
 
2020-09-07 3:39:52 PM  

FarkingSmurf: "It's not because of her color. I've seen white people who look like monkeys," England said.

What a white monkey may look like...

[i.pinimg.com image 290x436]


That's absolutely adorable - awwww.  And I'll bet it's at least 4 times as smart as the dumbass racist mother farker running his mouth.  An amazing dual-purpose post - /salute.
 
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