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(CBC)   Over 18000 people try to visit their girlfriend in Canada, you wouldn't know her   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, U.S. Customs and Border Protection, Tourism, Canada Border Services Agency, strict travel restrictions, visit people, Tourist attractions, Canada-U.S. border, Labour Day weekend  
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2695 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Sep 2020 at 4:50 AM (18 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-09-07 5:08:18 AM  
15 votes:
Her name is Alberta, she lives in Vancouver
2020-09-07 4:57:07 AM  
14 votes:
I'm trying to get home to Halifax for Christmas but there's no way I'm self-quarantining the entire time.

So knock it off, America. I can't spend 12 days alone with my Mom.
2020-09-07 5:55:37 AM  
12 votes:

Pugdaddyk: vrax: My friend lives up in Victoria...

uh, phrasing please

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2020-09-07 10:39:58 AM  
4 votes:

Pugdaddyk: vrax: My friend lives up in Victoria...

uh, phrasing please

At least it wasn't Regina.
2020-09-07 12:53:16 PM  
3 votes:

vrax: My friend lives up in Victoria and she said that it's common to report Americans right now.  Any license plates and people with obvious accents get called in.  And rightly so.

"I ain't from Bahwston! I'm a fahkin Canadian motha fahka, look at mah fahkin hockey shirt"
2020-09-07 9:45:37 AM  
3 votes:

Be polite walk on the right: 18000 Americans

1 Canadian girlfriend

/submitter fail English
//me? unpossible

Yeah, well, she is the town bike...
2020-09-07 12:43:24 PM  
2 votes:

Satampra Zeiros: Becky? From Burlington? Does the butt stuff?

nobody in Burlington does butt stuff. That's why they go to rub and tugs in Guelph.
2020-09-07 7:58:19 AM  
2 votes:
President Biden will solve this with a 3 month lockdown and mandatory vaccine.  We will stop this virus
2020-09-07 6:33:48 AM  
2 votes:
18000 Americans

1 Canadian girlfriend

/submitter fail English
//me? unpossible
2020-09-07 5:30:38 AM  
2 votes:

smileyphase: BIPOC

Had to look that up. It sounded like some sort of military term for a rocket delivery system and not the 50th term in the 'whites vs. world' culture thing. Lame.
2020-09-07 12:59:50 PM  
1 vote:

towatchoverme: Dafuq you talking about? Outfitters are busier than they've ever been. Domestic tourism is through the roof.

Yeah, even a world-wide disaster isnt enough to keep these brave warriors away from their very basic desires to KILL EVERYTHING THEY CAN LEGALLY KILL..

Because its all about you, and your need to demonstrate how youre not afraid.

/thats why they need $50000 worth of gear to go on a 2-day hunting trip.
//its just them, ther guide, and their space-age technology.  RUGGED AND MANLY
2020-09-07 12:58:51 PM  
1 vote:

WelldeadLink: "That pattern prompted the Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) to remind people about the ban on non-essential travel before the Labour Day weekend - traditionally a busy time for cross-border visits."

Story published on the Sunday of that weekend.
Good jorb!

Wut?  The press release came out on August 31st.  The article is about people showing up anyways.​c​es-agency/news/2020/08/travel-restrict​ions-to-canada-remain-in-place-for-sep​tember-long-weekend.html
2020-09-07 5:16:09 AM  
1 vote:
Feck off, plague rats, eh?

//not sorry
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