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(Axios)   Half-Scoop, 2017: "As we drove past the rows of white grave markers [at Arlington Cemetery], in the gravity of the moment...I also thought of...all the sacrifices we'd have to make-giving up a huge chunk of our business and all international deals"   (axios.com) divider line
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2020-09-06 11:04:42 AM  
I forgot about that insensitive, self-centered bit of stupidity.

Thanks for the reminder.
 
2020-09-06 11:41:35 AM  
what a loser
 
2020-09-06 11:46:55 AM  
And yet, you didn't.  The grift went merrily rolling right along.  Was there ever a moment that this cabal was skimming off every transaction, policy, budget, department?
 
2020-09-06 12:28:10 PM  
Like Father, like Son.

Though I don't know how. I can't imagine that Two Scoops spent any time around any of his children. Although, I guess desperate pleas for love and affection from Daddy never really go away
 
2020-09-06 1:54:21 PM  
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2020-09-06 2:05:06 PM  
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2020-09-06 2:34:10 PM  
Why would Half-Scoop have to give up anything? I don't recall him being elected.
 
2020-09-06 2:35:42 PM  
Only a Trump could look at reminders of the ultimate sacrifice and think "just like those who died too soon, I also will be slightly inconvenienced"
 
2020-09-06 2:36:53 PM  
Equating pretend sacrifices that are really selfish cash grabs with the deaths of real warriors SHOULD be enough to offend every supposed patriot in this country.

Should.
 
2020-09-06 2:37:01 PM  
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Putz?
 
2020-09-06 2:39:40 PM  
Every inconvenience he suffers is going to be blamed on AntiFa.
 
2020-09-06 2:39:51 PM  
Does anyone else think Barron looks a lot life half scoop?
 
2020-09-06 2:40:00 PM  
If one person attacks your family, they're an a-hole.

If everyone is attacking your family, you're the a-holes.
 
2020-09-06 2:41:49 PM  

Epicedion: Why would Half-Scoop have to give up anything? I don't recall him being elected.


Yes.  And if it were even true, is he admitting he;s a worse businessman than his father? Allegedly, he and his dumber brother are the ones who are running the business.
 
2020-09-06 2:41:53 PM  
Has Half-Scoop chosen his prison chain gang name yet?  Perhaps Dragline can help him with that.
 
2020-09-06 2:42:09 PM  

Meatloaf Baby: Does anyone else think Barron looks a lot life half scoop?


Barron looks like Ivan Drago. Not so much like the other spawn.
 
2020-09-06 2:42:43 PM  

neeNHA: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Putz?


Jesus, he looks so SO much like Vince McMahon right there.
 
2020-09-06 2:44:52 PM  
What is it with beards making people's faces more punchable?
 
2020-09-06 2:46:49 PM  

Meatloaf Baby: Does anyone else think Barron looks a lot life half scoop?


In the last photo of Barron I saw, he looked like a wax statue of Elon Musk.
 
2020-09-06 2:46:54 PM  
Don't forget that for daddy, avoiding STDs was his personal Viet Nam. The whole family is one giant festering swamp of shiate.
 
2020-09-06 2:47:09 PM  
Not only insensitive, but a lie.
 
2020-09-06 2:47:56 PM  
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2020-09-06 2:48:58 PM  

cookiefleck: neeNHA: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Putz?

Jesus, he looks so SO much like Vince McMahon right there.


Vince was obviously putting it to Trump's wife while Trump was busy sexually assaulting tweens at Epstein's resort.
 
2020-09-06 2:50:06 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: I forgot about that insensitive, self-centered bit of stupidity.

Thanks for the reminder.


Why would anyone remember it?  It's not like anyone actually bought the book to read it.
 
2020-09-06 2:50:45 PM  

Meatloaf Baby: Does anyone else think Barron looks a lot life half scoop?


Yep.  He looks like a wax statue of Elon Musk, all right.

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2020-09-06 2:52:51 PM  

hotrod2001: What is it with beards making people's faces more punchable?


You're right, she certainly does.

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2020-09-06 2:56:02 PM  
Dear Trumps and associated trash,

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2020-09-06 2:56:33 PM  
"But then we gave up nothing and kept criming and f*ck you ha ha"
 
2020-09-06 2:56:49 PM  

cookiefleck: neeNHA: [Fark user image image 850x478]

Putz?

Jesus, he looks so SO much like Vince McMahon right there.


No. No he doesn't.

He looks a hell of a lot more like

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than he looks like

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I realize everyone enjoys the joke and all, but half scoop looks nothing like McMahon.
 
2020-09-06 3:01:39 PM  

UncleDirtNap: hotrod2001: What is it with beards making people's faces more punchable?

You're right, she certainly does.

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Let's see... What is it a woman is referred to when they accept money in return for sex and "companionship?"


/word on the street is she has a heart of gold.
 
2020-09-06 3:03:44 PM  
I've been to Arlington. I live here.

That is either the Stupidest or the sickest thing I've ever heard.

fark you, Eric Trump.
 
2020-09-06 3:04:01 PM  
He won't do well in prison .. Hope he has a 6'5'' 290 lb. cellmate named Bubba ..
 
2020-09-06 3:06:26 PM  
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2020-09-06 3:20:57 PM  

Epicedion: Why would Half-Scoop have to give up anything? I don't recall him being elected.


Further, I specifically recall the Trumps saying they'd put a firewall between the business side and the politics side.

// a revocable trust, not blind, with his two sons as trustees and with the profits going into Dad's pockets
 
2020-09-06 3:29:46 PM  
Pubic hair for a beard says what?
 
2020-09-06 3:31:04 PM  

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heartbreaker
 
2020-09-06 3:34:09 PM  
And yet they didn't "give up" a goddamn thing...
 
2020-09-06 3:35:49 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Epicedion: Why would Half-Scoop have to give up anything? I don't recall him being elected.

Further, I specifically recall the Trumps saying they'd put a firewall between the business side and the politics side.

// a revocable trust, not blind, with his two sons as trustees and with the profits going into Dad's pockets


And then he HIRED HIS SONS TO WORK IN THE WHITE HOUSE too.
 
2020-09-06 3:35:50 PM  

Meatloaf Baby: Does anyone else think Barron looks a lot life half scoop?


Personally, I think he bears a rather strong resemblance to a young Putin:

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2020-09-06 3:49:32 PM  

Epicedion: Why would Half-Scoop have to give up anything? I don't recall him being elected.


He probable thought he was going to be secretary of state
 
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2020-09-06 4:18:01 PM  
I recently had a dream in which Don Jr. was torn apart by the bare hands of a crowd.
 
2020-09-06 4:20:23 PM  

casual disregard: I've been to Arlington. I live here.

That is either the Stupidest or the sickest thing I've ever heard.

fark you, Eric Trump.


I don't live there but have been to the cemetery. It was sobering to watch the changing of the guard. I also went to see the eternal flame at JFKs grave and found the grave of RFK. Looking out over the cemetery is indeed sobering.

When I was on a training trip I went to the VN wall with a guy from VN. We were both very quiet for a bit then decided it wasn't our fault and both sides were to blame for the deaths. We had a good time hanging out during the training classes.

I never served but my uncles did. One was career Navy and the other drafted for VN. Another was Navy in WWII.

In VN my uncle was a squad leader. He lost his entire squad twice. Not dead lost but he told them to meet up somewhere and he forgot where. Great family story.
 
2020-09-06 4:20:35 PM  
How many homeless people do we think Barron's killed so far?

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2020-09-06 4:21:38 PM  
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2020-09-06 4:51:29 PM  
So far the only deals they gave up on were the public Russian deals. They now do them through back channels.

Fark them.
 
2020-09-06 4:51:51 PM  
Such sacrifice. Such heroics.
 
2020-09-06 4:53:57 PM  

hotrod2001: What is it with beards making people's faces more punchable?


Because people with beards love themselves so much they want to grow more of themselves.
 
2020-09-06 5:17:47 PM  

hotrod2001: What is it with beards making people's faces more punchable?


The only member of the ZZ Top trio without a beard is Frank Beard.
 
2020-09-06 5:31:40 PM  
Jr. - "I guess you'd call me hyper-rational, stoic."

No, we wouldn't, really. Just delusional.
 
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