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(AP News)   "OMG, Becky, did you like hear what the Pope said? I mean, it was like when Sally like totally dissed Heather and then, ya know, made sure the ENTIRE school knew all about it. Like, apparently that's totally all wrong and stuff"   (apnews.com) divider line
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2020-09-06 10:37:57 AM  
16 votes:
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her plague 
It is so big, she looks like
One of those pagan guys' witches
But, ya know, who understands those pagan guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total pestilence, 'kay?
I mean, her plague, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so deathly, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, bubonic
 
2020-09-06 10:41:08 AM  
11 votes:
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2020-09-06 11:41:13 AM  
7 votes:

swankywanky: All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So he applied basically
He was gone the next day
And went off with the team
It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing you know.......


..... old Jed's a millionaire?
 
2020-09-06 10:35:24 AM  
7 votes:
I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.
 
2020-09-06 10:38:10 AM  
5 votes:
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2020-09-06 9:39:50 AM  
5 votes:
too soon
 
2020-09-06 10:58:38 AM  
4 votes:
Becky's dead, man.  The gossips drove her to injecting the marijuanas.
 
2020-09-06 10:54:22 AM  
4 votes:
All too funny I'll have to tell my friend Becky what the Pope said about her now........
 
2020-09-06 12:15:28 PM  
3 votes:
Becky's still alive?

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2020-09-06 10:54:31 AM  
3 votes:
Sometimes the Pope says stuff that is outright wrong.

Is this a surprise to non-catholics?
 
2020-09-06 10:37:07 AM  
3 votes:
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2020-09-06 10:33:40 AM  
3 votes:
Yes your holiness, people joking about your funny hat is worse than 900k deaths worldwide.
 
2020-09-06 4:46:13 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-06 12:35:39 PM  
2 votes:

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: "Please brothers and sisters, let's try to not gossip," he said. "Gossip is a plague worse than COVID. Worse."

Cussing is worse than murder. A cold is worse than cancer. Adultery is worse than child rape.


You forgot "condoms are worse than AIDS".

This is a church thoroughly devoid of morality or humanity.
 
2020-09-06 11:52:52 AM  
2 votes:
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I like big hats and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
 
2020-09-06 11:48:28 AM  
2 votes:
I just saw something about gossiping on a church sign yesterday. I guess that's the current message.

It was something like

Lettuce squash the gossip in our garden
 
2020-09-06 11:01:03 AM  
2 votes:
Well, now I truly am on the fence about voting New Pope come ballot time!
 
2020-09-06 10:33:02 AM  
2 votes:
All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So he applied basically
He was gone the next day
And went off with the team
It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing you know.......
 
2020-09-06 3:22:14 PM  
1 vote:

ParallelUniverseParking: Like "gossiping" about which catholic clergymen sexually abuse little boys?


Pastors of most denominations love preaching against gossip. On the one hand, I can sorta see the point, but on the other hand pastors also consider anyone talking about any pastoral misconduct as "gossip."
 
2020-09-06 3:09:24 PM  
1 vote:
Worse than covid?  I've told the Pope a million times not to exaggerate!
 
2020-09-06 12:08:14 PM  
1 vote:
I feel for BatPope right now.

When a workplace becomes toxic with gossip and backbiting it can consume people's lives.  Every waking moment of the day is spent fretting about what the repercussions of any trivial comment could be.
I would bet that this was in response to some super specific situation- like the Basilicas cleaning staff being run by a bunch of mean girls.

"On Wednesdays we wear pellegrina."

/Of course, I've never heard of a church community plagued by rumors and gossip.
//*cough* Giles Corey *cough*
 
2020-09-06 12:05:02 PM  
1 vote:
Gossip = Conspiracy Theories and Distrust of Media?  If so, then I kinda agree: that stuff got us Trump; Hillary might have halved the death count or better, and she would not have pushed the "Amicankkkans" vs ANTIFA / very fine people on both sides narrative.
 
2020-09-06 11:50:39 AM  
1 vote:
"to divide the Catholic Church."

Someone is clearly not familiar with the history of the christian mythology.
 
2020-09-06 11:39:33 AM  
1 vote:
How do rumors get started?
They're started by the pious people and...
Pope perturbed 
Over something "they heard" 
So, laypeople get a scolding
 
2020-09-06 11:17:38 AM  
1 vote:

sandbar67: How does gossiping stack up against child molesting though?


Stacked like wood by the back door.

Wait, that doesn't sound right
 
2020-09-06 10:57:02 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-06 10:50:58 AM  
1 vote:
Anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati says what?
 
2020-09-06 10:46:47 AM  
1 vote:
It's about protecting child abusers, if you read TFA to the end. He wants to go back to the system of dealing with "issues" privately and discretely.  Pope, I am disappoint.
 
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