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(AP News)   "OMG, Becky, did you like hear what the Pope said? I mean, it was like when Sally like totally dissed Heather and then, ya know, made sure the ENTIRE school knew all about it. Like, apparently that's totally all wrong and stuff"   (apnews.com) divider line
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2020-09-06 9:39:50 AM  
too soon
 
2020-09-06 10:33:01 AM  
All those Friday nights in shul back in the old country -- the dude was listening.   לשון הרע
 
2020-09-06 10:33:02 AM  
All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So he applied basically
He was gone the next day
And went off with the team
It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing you know.......
 
2020-09-06 10:33:40 AM  
Yes your holiness, people joking about your funny hat is worse than 900k deaths worldwide.
 
2020-09-06 10:34:26 AM  
I'm glad his priorities are straight /s.

Does\nthis\nwork?
 
2020-09-06 10:34:33 AM  
How does gossiping stack up against child molesting though?
 
2020-09-06 10:35:24 AM  
I'm pretty sure that's Taylor Swift.
 
2020-09-06 10:37:07 AM  
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2020-09-06 10:37:57 AM  
Oh, my, God Becky, look at her plague 
It is so big, she looks like
One of those pagan guys' witches
But, ya know, who understands those pagan guys?
They only talk to her, because,
She looks like a total pestilence, 'kay?
I mean, her plague, is just so big
I can't believe it's just so deathly, it's like out there
I mean gross, look
She's just so, bubonic
 
2020-09-06 10:38:10 AM  
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2020-09-06 10:38:28 AM  
Speechless Speech / POPE FRANCIS
Youtube jPJ9w1dTjUo
 
2020-09-06 10:41:08 AM  
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2020-09-06 10:43:16 AM  
Now do 'Aligning yourself with idolators so you can control women' for the Cardinals across the pond.
 
2020-09-06 10:46:03 AM  
"Please brothers and sisters, let's try to not gossip," he said. "Gossip is a plague worse than COVID. Worse."

Cussing is worse than murder. A cold is worse than cancer. Adultery is worse than child rape.
 
2020-09-06 10:46:47 AM  
It's about protecting child abusers, if you read TFA to the end. He wants to go back to the system of dealing with "issues" privately and discretely.  Pope, I am disappoint.
 
2020-09-06 10:50:58 AM  
Anonymous Latin-American meat packing glitterati says what?
 
2020-09-06 10:54:03 AM  
Well, that's certainly helped my get the COVID pandemic into context.  Cheers Jesus-boy...
 
2020-09-06 10:54:22 AM  
All too funny I'll have to tell my friend Becky what the Pope said about her now........
 
2020-09-06 10:54:31 AM  
Sometimes the Pope says stuff that is outright wrong.

Is this a surprise to non-catholics?
 
2020-09-06 10:57:02 AM  
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2020-09-06 10:57:58 AM  

sandbar67: How does gossiping stack up against child molesting though?


How to you think most cases get exposed.
 
2020-09-06 10:58:38 AM  
Becky's dead, man.  The gossips drove her to injecting the marijuanas.
 
2020-09-06 11:01:03 AM  
Well, now I truly am on the fence about voting New Pope come ballot time!
 
2020-09-06 11:17:38 AM  

sandbar67: How does gossiping stack up against child molesting though?


Stacked like wood by the back door.

Wait, that doesn't sound right
 
2020-09-06 11:39:33 AM  
How do rumors get started?
They're started by the pious people and...
Pope perturbed 
Over something "they heard" 
So, laypeople get a scolding
 
2020-09-06 11:41:13 AM  

swankywanky: All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So he applied basically
He was gone the next day
And went off with the team
It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing you know.......


..... old Jed's a millionaire?
 
2020-09-06 11:48:28 AM  
I just saw something about gossiping on a church sign yesterday. I guess that's the current message.

It was something like

Lettuce squash the gossip in our garden
 
2020-09-06 11:50:39 AM  
"to divide the Catholic Church."

Someone is clearly not familiar with the history of the christian mythology.
 
2020-09-06 11:52:52 AM  
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I like big hats and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
 
2020-09-06 12:05:02 PM  
Gossip = Conspiracy Theories and Distrust of Media?  If so, then I kinda agree: that stuff got us Trump; Hillary might have halved the death count or better, and she would not have pushed the "Amicankkkans" vs ANTIFA / very fine people on both sides narrative.
 
2020-09-06 12:08:14 PM  
I feel for BatPope right now.

When a workplace becomes toxic with gossip and backbiting it can consume people's lives.  Every waking moment of the day is spent fretting about what the repercussions of any trivial comment could be.
I would bet that this was in response to some super specific situation- like the Basilicas cleaning staff being run by a bunch of mean girls.

"On Wednesdays we wear pellegrina."

/Of course, I've never heard of a church community plagued by rumors and gossip.
//*cough* Giles Corey *cough*
 
2020-09-06 12:09:31 PM  

The Flexecutioner: swankywanky: All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So he applied basically
He was gone the next day
And went off with the team
It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing you know.......

..... old Jed's a millionaire?


The Pixies
I'm Amazed
 
2020-09-06 12:09:43 PM  
If gossiping were banned, entire reality TV shows and networks would disappear overnight.

Sounds great to me.
 
2020-09-06 12:10:20 PM  
There was a website message board forum called "Give Me Gossip". I think it got shut down because of a suicide. One that someone was gaslit into committing. How's that for a gossip about Gossip?
 
2020-09-06 12:15:28 PM  
Becky's still alive?

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2020-09-06 12:17:17 PM  
I just not even right now, literally!
 
2020-09-06 12:35:39 PM  

Elvis Jagger Abdul-Jabbar: "Please brothers and sisters, let's try to not gossip," he said. "Gossip is a plague worse than COVID. Worse."

Cussing is worse than murder. A cold is worse than cancer. Adultery is worse than child rape.


You forgot "condoms are worse than AIDS".

This is a church thoroughly devoid of morality or humanity.
 
2020-09-06 12:53:34 PM  
Do you remember when anti-Catholic propaganda was all like "Papists are secret Satanists" and not just a recounting of their sins that are a matter of public record?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
 
2020-09-06 12:53:55 PM  
Pope is, literally, the polaroid of perfection... [/obscure?]
 
2020-09-06 1:10:21 PM  
If by gossip he means saying something about a third party you haven't said to their face, and if he means over all time and not 2020, then I agree.
 
2020-09-06 1:53:52 PM  
That headline makes me stabby.
 
2020-09-06 1:58:00 PM  

jay_bones15: The Flexecutioner: swankywanky: All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So he applied basically
He was gone the next day
And went off with the team
It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing you know.......

..... old Jed's a millionaire?

The Pixies
I'm Amazed


you got it

//as I get older and stay on Fark longer some things actually are, contrary to what Fark has always been, becoming relatively obscure
 
2020-09-06 2:07:10 PM  

swankywanky: jay_bones15: The Flexecutioner: swankywanky: All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So he applied basically
He was gone the next day
And went off with the team
It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing you know.......

..... old Jed's a millionaire?

The Pixies
I'm Amazed

you got it

//as I get older and stay on Fark longer some things actually are, contrary to what Fark has always been, becoming relatively obscure


the Pixies are not obscure.
 
2020-09-06 2:09:09 PM  

Salmon: swankywanky: jay_bones15: The Flexecutioner: swankywanky: All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So he applied basically
He was gone the next day
And went off with the team
It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing you know.......

..... old Jed's a millionaire?

The Pixies
I'm Amazed

you got it

//as I get older and stay on Fark longer some things actually are, contrary to what Fark has always been, becoming relatively obscure

the Pixies are not obscure.


not to me and not to you, but someone thought it was a Beverly Hillbillies reference or something, I guess

trust me, everything gets slightly more obscure each day
 
2020-09-06 2:12:21 PM  
I Don't Want to Know (2004 Remaster)
Youtube T2xykVVzzWY
 
2020-09-06 2:41:29 PM  
Like "gossiping" about which catholic clergymen sexually abuse little boys?
 
2020-09-06 2:51:16 PM  

sandbar67: How does gossiping stack up against child molesting though?


That's the gossip he wants to stop.
 
2020-09-06 3:02:18 PM  

Salmon: swankywanky: jay_bones15: The Flexecutioner: swankywanky: All I know is that
There were rumours he was into field hockey players
There were rumours
So he applied basically
He was gone the next day
And went off with the team
It's like - he was got - they'd just like
It was like so hush hush
They were so quiet about it
And then the next thing you know.......

..... old Jed's a millionaire?

The Pixies
I'm Amazed

you got it

//as I get older and stay on Fark longer some things actually are, contrary to what Fark has always been, becoming relatively obscure

the Pixies are not obscure.


That particular part of that particular song is pretty obscure.

I know some obscure Taylor Swift lyrics that you'd have to google to figure out.
 
2020-09-06 3:09:24 PM  
Worse than covid?  I've told the Pope a million times not to exaggerate!
 
2020-09-06 3:22:14 PM  

ParallelUniverseParking: Like "gossiping" about which catholic clergymen sexually abuse little boys?


Pastors of most denominations love preaching against gossip. On the one hand, I can sorta see the point, but on the other hand pastors also consider anyone talking about any pastoral misconduct as "gossip."
 
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