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(Times of Israel) Weeners Let's check in on the status of Israel-Chilean relations, shall we? Oh. Oh that's definitely a penis   (timesofisrael.com) divider line
    More: Weeners, Israel, Israeli traveler, Israeli journalist, Chile, London Jewish Chronicle, Tal Y'aakobi, Chilean border official, Israeli law  
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2020-09-05 2:17:39 PM  
Sometimes foreign affairs gets so juvenile that it comes down to re-drawing each other's maps to look like penises.

Ooo! Chili has a long one!

Israeli's map is more of a Chode.
 
2020-09-05 6:10:00 PM  

brantgoose: Sometimes foreign affairs gets so juvenile that it comes down to re-drawing each other's maps to look like penises.

Ooo! Chili has a long one!

Israeli's map is more of a Chode.


Peru scoffs at Chile's (lack of) girth
 
2020-09-05 6:15:54 PM  

johnny_vegas: brantgoose: Sometimes foreign affairs gets so juvenile that it comes down to re-drawing each other's maps to look like penises.

Ooo! Chili has a long one!

Israeli's map is more of a Chode.

Peru scoffs at Chile's (lack of) girth


Meanwhile in the Principality of Monaco....
 
2020-09-05 7:14:23 PM  
Ay least he remembered to circumcise it.
 
2020-09-05 7:44:37 PM  
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Call your doctor if your passport has an erection lasting longer than four years.
 
2020-09-05 7:49:14 PM  
Dickbutt would've been funnier.
 
2020-09-05 7:50:48 PM  
What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?
 
2020-09-05 7:51:35 PM  
Looks like a pretty good size, so it could not had been chilli
 
2020-09-05 7:52:25 PM  

Porous Horace: What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?


Penis.

Penis penis penis.

Penis.
 
2020-09-05 7:52:48 PM  
this was back in 2015
 
2020-09-05 7:53:04 PM  

libranoelrose: Porous Horace: What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?

Penis.

Penis penis penis.

Penis.


8=============D
 
2020-09-05 7:56:03 PM  

Doctor Doodle: libranoelrose: Porous Horace: What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?

Penis.

Penis penis penis.

Penis.

8=============D


5===========D

/ftfy
 
2020-09-05 7:59:10 PM  
As an American, I'm well aware of the fact that hailing from a country whose government is engaging in all manner of racist jackassery makes people not like you so much.
 
2020-09-05 8:05:07 PM  
Imma call maybe BS? AFAIK it's "Palestina" in spanish, not "Palestinia".
 
2020-09-05 8:07:42 PM  

Porous Horace: What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?


To get a green

Read the ensuring compensated
 
2020-09-05 8:09:56 PM  

sotua: Imma call maybe BS? AFAIK it's "Palestina" in spanish, not "Palestinia".


Correcto.
 
2020-09-05 8:10:13 PM  

brantgoose: Sometimes foreign affairs gets so juvenile that it comes down to re-drawing each other's maps to look like penises.

Ooo! Chili has a long one!

Israeli's map is more of a Chode.


Pervert
 
2020-09-05 8:11:29 PM  
sotua:

Let's not even mention the drawing is circumcised

While the rates in South America are low, especially compared with Israel/Palestine
 
2020-09-05 8:11:55 PM  

Doctor Doodle: this was back in 2015


Obama did it!
 
2020-09-05 8:17:25 PM  
Hey, he took a little more time than most do and he even threw in some pubes for good measure, I think he really cares.
 
2020-09-05 8:17:33 PM  
That's hostile...? Shoot, I've been drawing ducks in people's con books for years!
 
2020-09-05 8:18:31 PM  

Doctor Doodle: libranoelrose: Porous Horace: What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?

Penis.

Penis penis penis.

Penis.

8=============D


~~ ~c=======3

/ascii
//@ my penis
 
2020-09-05 8:20:56 PM  

johnny_vegas: brantgoose: Sometimes foreign affairs gets so juvenile that it comes down to re-drawing each other's maps to look like penises.

Ooo! Chili has a long one!

Israeli's map is more of a Chode.

Peru scoffs at Chile's (lack of) girth


Brazil is kind of waxy.
 
2020-09-05 8:22:15 PM  

King Something: johnny_vegas: brantgoose: Sometimes foreign affairs gets so juvenile that it comes down to re-drawing each other's maps to look like penises.

Ooo! Chili has a long one!

Israeli's map is more of a Chode.

Peru scoffs at Chile's (lack of) girth

Meanwhile in the Principality of Monaco....


I'm guessing Italy's into some kind of foot fetish...
 
2020-09-05 8:23:17 PM  
Israel just needs to get a little Taoist.  "No attachment to dust."  Get out of Dodge.  I say this as a yid myself.  Move everybody to Nevada.  The orthodoxes can not get drunk with the Mormons, and the reformed can get legal weed.
Give Palestine back to the Palestinians; it's the Holy Land, Jake.
 
2020-09-05 8:23:32 PM  
"There was no reason to do this, only because I am Jewish."

Or because Israeli.

Or because of how many Israeli will hide behind their religion to justify their nation's actions, as if the two are inseparable.
 
2020-09-05 8:23:57 PM  

Porous Horace: What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?


It's a penis in a passport! When is it not relevant?
 
2020-09-05 8:24:34 PM  

Discordulator: "There was no reason to do this, only because I am Jewish."

Or because Israeli.

Or because of how many Israeli will hide behind their religion to justify their nation's actions, as if the two are inseparable.


At the very least, at least the penis appears to be circumcised.
 
2020-09-05 8:26:30 PM  
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You know we got pathetically far into this diplomatic penis thread without someone making a "Welcome to Jamaica" joke.

/Fark, I am disappoint.
 
2020-09-05 8:27:11 PM  
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2020-09-05 8:28:30 PM  
Many moons ago, I was traveling to the US for the first time with my brand new and fancy green card. Talking to the INS officer (yes, it was still INS back then) at LAX arrivals, he says: "you know, your green card... " and I'm thinking "now what???" "well, it'll expire in a couple years, so instead of renewing it, you may want to think about applying for citizenship" He proceeds to write down the INS web address and the appropriate form # in my passport, and then basically signs it with "Citizenship!". Then he says" you probably don't want to wait too long, because fee are going to double soon. Not sure where all this money goes. I certainly won't see any of it".
 
2020-09-05 8:28:59 PM  

libranoelrose: Porous Horace: What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?

Penis.

Penis penis penis.

Penis.


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2020-09-05 8:30:51 PM  

studebaker hoch: [Fark user image 435x184]

Call your doctor if your passport has an erection lasting longer than four years.


This story shows it's ugly head someplace every year often not mentioning that it didn't just happen.

That looks like a drawing of a circumcised penis as found in Israel. Circumcision is rare in Chile and South America though I can't find specific figures for Chile.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevale​n​ce_of_circumcision#Americas
The overall prevalence of circumcision is reported to be 6.9% in Colombia, and 7.4% in Brazil (13% in Rio de Janeiro), with most of those being done due to medical issues later in life.[16]

Maybe Tal Y'aakobi just wanted to get into the newspapers along with the dick pic he drew.

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Help! I'm being oppressed.
 
2020-09-05 8:35:04 PM  

studebaker hoch: [Fark user image image 435x184]

Call your doctor if your passport has an erection lasting longer than four years.


TFA says it happened two years ago, so we're all the way back to 2013.
 
2020-09-05 8:37:54 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Porous Horace: What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?

It's a penis in a passport! When is it not relevant?


Still relevant in 2020

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2020-09-05 8:45:00 PM  
Let's just be honest here. Israelis deserve to have penises drawn in their passports.

But so do Americans.
And Brits.
And Germans.
And Turks.
And literally everyone from everywhere because drawing a dick in someone's passport is HILARIOUS.
 
2020-09-05 8:56:00 PM  

docsigma: [Fark user image 331x255] [View Full Size image _x_]

You know we got pathetically far into this diplomatic penis thread without someone making a "Welcome to Jamaica" joke.

No mon, that tattoo doesn't say Tiny, it's "Ticonderoga New York".
 
2020-09-05 8:59:04 PM  

PlasticMoby: Let's just be honest here. Israelis deserve to have penises drawn in their passports.

But so do Americans.
And Brits.
And Germans.
And Turks.
And literally everyone from everywhere because drawing a dick in someone's passport is HILARIOUS.


I don't see how it's defaces. It's the Chili stamp. Dude is uncomfortable with dick on his passport.  It's  a funny story.
 
2020-09-05 9:08:40 PM  
After returning to Israel, Ya'akobi had to order a new passport which cost him NIS 1230 ($315).

The interwebby thing says an Israeli passport costs NIS 250 (about 75 USD). Not insignificant but not nearly as bad as three hundred dollars. Maybe it costs a lot more for a rush job.

I would have simply cut out that page if it was that upsetting to me.
 
2020-09-05 9:10:56 PM  

Befuddled: After returning to Israel, Ya'akobi had to order a new passport which cost him NIS 1230 ($315).

The interwebby thing says an Israeli passport costs NIS 250 (about 75 USD). Not insignificant but not nearly as bad as three hundred dollars. Maybe it costs a lot more for a rush job.

I would have simply cut out that page if it was that upsetting to me.


glass parking lot
 
2020-09-05 9:14:12 PM  

bigdog1960: PlasticMoby: Let's just be honest here. Israelis deserve to have penises drawn in their passports.

But so do Americans.
And Brits.
And Germans.
And Turks.
And literally everyone from everywhere because drawing a dick in someone's passport is HILARIOUS.

I don't see how it's defaces. It's the Chili stamp. Dude is uncomfortable with dick on his passport.  It's  a funny story.


Buddy,you sound like you could use a mushroom stamp on your passport ASAP!
 
2020-09-05 9:16:04 PM  
I too am appalled by the Israeli oppression of the Palestinian people, but I'm not sure that drawing phalluses in the passports of random Jews is the solution to the conflict.
 
2020-09-05 9:37:44 PM  
I'm sure this actually happened.
 
2020-09-05 9:40:46 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: I too am appalled by the Israeli oppression of the Palestinian people, but I'm not sure that drawing phalluses in the passports of random Jews is the solution to the conflict.


Maybe not, but it is pretty funny.
 
2020-09-05 10:02:23 PM  
Dick move.
 
2020-09-05 10:26:54 PM  

PlasticMoby: bigdog1960: PlasticMoby: Let's just be honest here. Israelis deserve to have penises drawn in their passports.

But so do Americans.
And Brits.
And Germans.
And Turks.
And literally everyone from everywhere because drawing a dick in someone's passport is HILARIOUS.

I don't see how it's defaces. It's the Chili stamp. Dude is uncomfortable with dick on his passport.  It's  a funny story.

Buddy,you sound like you could use a mushroom stamp on your passport ASAP!


its called a mushroom tattoo and they go on your forehead not your passport
 
2020-09-05 10:34:05 PM  

libranoelrose: Porous Horace: What was the point of submitting and approving of this 5-year-old story?

Penis.

Penis penis penis.

Penis.


mightier than the sword
 
2020-09-05 10:41:12 PM  
A subtle reminder that our passports aren't worth shiat.

The World has isolated America. This means something. This is important.
 
2020-09-05 10:50:31 PM  
But that penis also looks circumcised.
 
2020-09-05 10:57:20 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: Israel just needs to get a little Taoist.  "No attachment to dust."  Get out of Dodge.  I say this as a yid myself.  Move everybody to Nevada.  The orthodoxes can not get drunk with the Mormons, and the reformed can get legal weed.
Give Palestine back to the Palestinians; it's the Holy Land, Jake.


As someone in Nevada, I'd welcome having a real economy again.  Plus new neighbors who don't care what I talk about with my doctor!
 
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