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(The Hill)   Jerry Falwell Jr. says he welcomes an investigation, because he didn't come close to doing anything wrong, and he vows to go down swinging   (thehill.com) divider line
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2020-09-04 9:32:12 PM  
Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?
 
2020-09-04 9:35:21 PM  

wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?


I don't believe it was just sitting on the corner and watching.  For the amount of investment he put in Granda, there had to be more.
 
2020-09-04 9:42:52 PM  
I am a cuckold; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he cleans pool waters.
He stirs the pole: he leadeth me in the paths of debauchery for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of syph, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou lube my *** with oil; my ** runneth over.
Surely Goodness and Mercy shall follow me as long I drop Benjamins; and I will dwell in the house of Sin for ever.
 
2020-09-04 9:45:01 PM  

BizarreMan: wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?

I don't believe it was just sitting on the corner and watching.  For the amount of investment he put in Granda, there had to be more.


Cleanup detail?
 
2020-09-04 9:46:01 PM  

wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?


I guess it depends on how long and flaccid it is.
 
2020-09-04 9:53:09 PM  

wearsmanyhats: BizarreMan: wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?

I don't believe it was just sitting on the corner and watching.  For the amount of investment he put in Granda, there had to be more.

Cleanup detail?


Fluffer.
 
2020-09-04 9:53:15 PM  

wearsmanyhats: BizarreMan: wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?

I don't believe it was just sitting on the corner and watching.  For the amount of investment he put in Granda, there had to be more.

Cleanup detail?


Oreo cookie.
 
2020-09-04 9:56:04 PM  
Weenie waggers for Christ.
farking hypocrite - why even listen to him anymore - he's a con-man and a freak
 
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2020-09-04 10:06:11 PM  
and he vows to go down swinging

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2020-09-04 10:12:25 PM  
I thought he'd just take a "wait and see" attitude.
 
2020-09-04 10:20:46 PM  
He's too busy eating his wife's cream pies to be concerned.
 
2020-09-04 11:43:31 PM  

BizarreMan: wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?

I don't believe it was just sitting on the corner and watching.  For the amount of investment he put in Granda, there had to be more.


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2020-09-05 2:21:05 AM  
♫ I see by your outfit that you are a pool boy. I see by your outfit that you are a pool boy, too. We see by our outfits that we are both pool boys. If you get an outfit you can be a pool boy, too. ♫
 
2020-09-05 2:26:16 AM  
I think evangelist Christians would largely agree he did do something wrong.

He might not have done anything illegal. But only an idiot would say they're the same thing in this case.
 
2020-09-05 2:27:21 AM  
John Anderson - Swingin'
Youtube qvGaSu1XoF0
 
2020-09-05 2:29:40 AM  
Dude..Take your money, the pool boy, and go someplace and live the rest of your lives out of sight..

You got 10 FARKING MILLION DOLLARS out of that grift called Liberty..Plus all the rest you and your
dad conned out of people over the years..JUST FARKING DISAPPEAR...
 
2020-09-05 2:35:10 AM  
Why not link to the original Reuters story?
 
2020-09-05 2:39:58 AM  

naughtyrev: I am a cuckold; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he cleans pool waters.
He stirs the pole: he leadeth me in the paths of debauchery for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of syph, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou lube my *** with oil; my ** runneth over.
Surely Goodness and Mercy shall follow me as long I drop Benjamins; and I will dwell in the house of Sin for ever.


User nam
/etc
 
2020-09-05 2:43:54 AM  

christofari: naughtyrev: I am a cuckold; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he cleans pool waters.
He stirs the pole: he leadeth me in the paths of debauchery for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of syph, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou lube my *** with oil; my ** runneth over.
Surely Goodness and Mercy shall follow me as long I drop Benjamins; and I will dwell in the house of Sin for ever.

User nam
/etc


Personal nam?
EVERYONE HAS A NAM.
me?
Bone spurs
Coffee vending machine.
Cup no coffee
Coffee no cup
 
2020-09-05 2:45:28 AM  
Investigation into what?

If everything's consensual and everyone involved is on the level, what crime has been committed?
 
2020-09-05 2:46:13 AM  

BizarreMan: wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?

I don't believe it was just sitting on the corner and watching.  For the amount of investment he put in Granda, there had to be more.


I believe he just watched. He doesn't look like the kind of guy who'd do something deviant like take part in a threesome.
 
2020-09-05 2:51:26 AM  

Ishkur: Investigation into what?

If everything's consensual and everyone involved is on the level, what crime has been committed?


He was governed by a code of conduct at Liberty.

He doesn't have to have done anything illegal to be in violation of the code, which would likely also mean he can kiss his severance goodbye (or have someone else kiss it goodbye while he watches).

That said, anyone with his sense of entitlement, anger issues, and flexible relationship to the truth is likely also a criminal.
 
2020-09-05 2:54:28 AM  

towatchoverme: He was governed by a code of conduct at Liberty.

He doesn't have to have done anything illegal to be in violation of the code, which would likely also mean he can kiss his severance goodbye (or have someone else kiss it goodbye while he watches).


ah -- so purely an internal matter. Not an actual legal matter.
 
2020-09-05 2:56:29 AM  

christofari: christofari: naughtyrev: I am a cuckold; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he cleans pool waters.
He stirs the pole: he leadeth me in the paths of debauchery for his name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of syph, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou lube my *** with oil; my ** runneth over.
Surely Goodness and Mercy shall follow me as long I drop Benjamins; and I will dwell in the house of Sin for ever.

User nam
/etc

Personal nam?
EVERYONE HAS A NAM.
me?
Bone spurs
Coffee vending machine.
Cup no coffee
Coffee no cup


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2020-09-05 3:05:32 AM  
Zappa - Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk
Youtube -79uI_u9Src


/go away!
 
2020-09-05 3:06:05 AM  

wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?


I guess it's in between soft and hard swinging.
 
2020-09-05 3:17:38 AM  
Number one question asked of all investigators before they can begin working for Liberty:

"By a show of hands....how many of you have had relations with Mrs. Falwell while Jerry watched?"
 
2020-09-05 3:30:50 AM  

IamTomJoad: Number one question asked of all investigators before they can begin working for Liberty:

"By a show of hands....how many of you have had relations with Mrs. Falwell while Jerry watched?"


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2020-09-05 3:31:48 AM  

Ishkur: towatchoverme: He was governed by a code of conduct at Liberty.

He doesn't have to have done anything illegal to be in violation of the code, which would likely also mean he can kiss his severance goodbye (or have someone else kiss it goodbye while he watches).

ah -- so purely an internal matter. Not an actual legal matter.


It's kind of there in the headline - "Liberty Investigation"
 
2020-09-05 3:38:59 AM  

west.la.lawyer: Weenie waggers for Christ.
farking hypocrite - why even listen to him anymore - he's a con-man and a freak


Everything he did would have been kinda awesome, if he wasn't Jerry Falwell Jr. If he had declared himself apostate, and then was a real academic at a real university who went on sex party vacay, this all would've been no biggie, maybe even worth some high fives.
 
2020-09-05 3:58:39 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: west.la.lawyer: Weenie waggers for Christ.
farking hypocrite - why even listen to him anymore - he's a con-man and a freak

Everything he did would have been kinda awesome, if he wasn't Jerry Falwell Jr. If he had declared himself apostate, and then was a real academic at a real university who went on sex party vacay, this all would've been no biggie, maybe even worth some high fives.


I don't know about awesome, but yelling at "queers" and anyone not straight for 20 years earns you a place in hell.
 
2020-09-05 4:09:45 AM  
Wow, he sounds a bit uptight. He should get laid so he can loosen up a bit.
 
2020-09-05 4:17:33 AM  
Excuse me, baby
I don't mean to be rude
But I guess tonight I'm just not, I'm just not in the mood
So if you don't mind (yeah, yeah, yeah)
I would like to
Watch
 
2020-09-05 4:31:44 AM  

wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?


It certainly can be.  Some husbands love watching, and filming, other men have sex with their wives.  I would have no problem with my wife, were I married, have sex with another man while I filmed and engaged with this man.  Some husbands and wives do just prefer to film and watch.  I would prefer to be an active participant in this fun and games.  It takes all kinds.
 
2020-09-05 4:32:20 AM  
I thought we weren't allowed to kink-shame anymore. He wasn't able to perform so well anymore, so he got orgasm technicians to operate on his wife. It's not like he's sucking them off, he just enjoys her pleasure.
 
2020-09-05 4:33:21 AM  

swaniefrmreddeer: He's too busy eating his wife's cream pies to be concerned.


Hahaha, no thanks.  I would eat mine own and no one else's, thank you very much.
 
2020-09-05 4:34:25 AM  

Ishkur: Investigation into what?

If everything's consensual and everyone involved is on the level, what crime has been committed?


Exactly.
 
2020-09-05 4:36:10 AM  

wildcardjack: I thought we weren't allowed to kink-shame anymore. He wasn't able to perform so well anymore, so he got orgasm technicians to operate on his wife. It's not like he's sucking them off, he just enjoys her pleasure.


And if he's all into watching that stiff dick that's right in front of him, that don't make him gay in the eyes of evangelicals I'm sure.
 
2020-09-05 4:43:39 AM  

FullofMT: Ishkur: Investigation into what?

If everything's consensual and everyone involved is on the level, what crime has been committed?

Exactly.


It's not the sex antics that they are looking into. It's the payments to the people that he had doing his wife and where that money came from.

The school has a strict policy about behavior and they two of them violated that policy.

Regular folks can do as they please in the bedroom, these guys want everyone else to follow their "code", but now that they have to abide by the same rules saying "it's between consenting adults" is just a pathetic attempt to deflect from the possibly illegal payoffs.......to the guys who got offf
 
2020-09-05 4:52:24 AM  

FullofMT: Ishkur: Investigation into what?

If everything's consensual and everyone involved is on the level, what crime has been committed?

Exactly.


Does anyone on Fark actually read TFA?
 
2020-09-05 5:11:00 AM  
I shall watch the outcome with growing interest
 
2020-09-05 5:57:19 AM  

HempHead: wearsmanyhats: BizarreMan: wearsmanyhats: Is it really swinging if you just watch some guy bang your wife?

I don't believe it was just sitting on the corner and watching.  For the amount of investment he put in Granda, there had to be more.

Cleanup detail?

Oreo cookie.


spit roast.
 
2020-09-05 6:01:32 AM  
"I welcome [the investigation] because it will prove that all you guys are liars," Falwell told Reuters this week, "You got nothing," he reportedly added. (He's got his go bag ready)

He also reportedly warned the outlet not to question his two adult sons, both of whom are still employed by the university. (They will, Jer, they will. The days of people being intimidated by you are drawing to a close. They smell blood and it's all over you, along with some country white  juice)

The wire service has published a series of stories about Falwell and the school in recent months.
"Trust me, you do not want to mess with me, OK?" (Talk about waving a red flag in front of a bull, son.)
 
2020-09-05 6:10:22 AM  

west.la.lawyer: Weenie waggers for Christ.
farking hypocrite - why even listen to him anymore - he's a con-man and a freak


rage, rage, against the lying of the right
 
2020-09-05 6:19:53 AM  
Really brings Falwell's religiousness into question. I have friends who had very religious parents and turned away from the faith but none are pieces of shiat. They are still moral and principled people, they just started drinking and stopped praying.
 
2020-09-05 6:25:42 AM  

Bill the unknowing: I shall watch the outcome with growing interest


You know who ELSE watched the outcome with growing interest?
 
2020-09-05 6:29:18 AM  

ReaverZ: Really brings Falwell's religiousness into question. I have friends who had very religious parents and turned away from the faith but none are pieces of shiat. They are still moral and principled people, they just started drinking and stopped praying.


True for every religious type who's fiddled with kids, or covered up the kiddy-fiddling, or farked a nun or a vulnerable parishoner, or so so many other crimes. At least Falwell isn't being immoral by doing what he did if he is actually non-religious and everybody was consenting.

Nevertheless, I'm guessing he's likely to try to sue any newspapers which question his actual faith despite his actions, just seems like that sorta guy.
 
2020-09-05 6:33:02 AM  
I can't wait to watch this
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2020-09-05 7:10:56 AM  

FullofMT: Ishkur: Investigation into what?

If everything's consensual and everyone involved is on the level, what crime has been committed?

Exactly.


One of the allegations involves a topless coed from his college at his ranch. That's a big deal.
 
2020-09-05 7:18:55 AM  
Putting aside the swinging, most felons believe they "did nothing wrong." I suspect the same is true for Jerry.

Willing to bet the investigation will uncover metric tons of wrongness he committed.
 
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