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2020-09-04 11:39:10 PM  
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2020-09-04 11:40:25 PM  
I can beat that, subby.  Just not yet.  But there are these people.

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2020-09-04 11:42:13 PM  
But more to on-topic:

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2020-09-04 11:47:03 PM  
How farking heavy was that golf cart?
 
2020-09-04 11:50:58 PM  
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2020-09-04 11:55:33 PM  
This is bad news. I used to drive one of those around back when I worked at the airport, and they're no lightweights, so I can see how things can get real bad, real fast when things go wrong. And let's be honest: these days things seem to be gong wrong all the time.

mithras_angel: I can beat that, subby.  Just not yet.  But there are these people.

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Accidents happen -- whoopsie daisy with that cheek-holster there, sunshine -- be a shame if something happened to your jaw!
 
2020-09-05 12:01:24 AM  

mithras_angel: I can beat that, subby.  Just not yet.  But there are these people.

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2020-09-05 12:05:59 AM  

Peter Weyland: How farking heavy was that golf cart?


Depending on the age of the golf cart in question, you could have an easy 400 pounds of batteries plus the golf cart itself and whatever accessories are attached to it. I should know as I have worked on a golf course for 14 years.
 
2020-09-05 12:21:10 AM  

mithras_angel: I can beat that, subby.  Just not yet.  But there are these people.

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"In other news, a man was fatally shot in the neck today due to an unexpected sneeze..."
 
2020-09-05 12:46:21 AM  

mithras_angel: I can beat that, subby.  Just not yet.  But there are these people.

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What the hell is that I cannot even...
 
2020-09-05 1:02:41 AM  
Now your gonna die wearing that stupid little hat.....
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2020-09-05 1:08:33 AM  
I feel bad for the elderly driver. He was probably on his way to the farmers' market.
 
2020-09-05 1:29:01 AM  

Dimensio: mithras_angel: I can beat that, subby.  Just not yet.  But there are these people.

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What the hell is that I cannot even...


J. Random Moron apparently?  Who in 17 kinds of aggravated sideways fark holsters a firearm so that it continuously points down for a straight shot through your neck and then your entire torso, top to bottom?  This guy's a self-solving problem the first time someone bumps him too hard.  Especially if, as likely with this sort of dipshiat, he's a "I don't use no safety that slows me down when the mud people come to eat my children!" dumbfark.  I'd be tempted to just trip the farker and let nature take it's course.
 
2020-09-05 2:03:27 AM  
okay something is very wrong here.  All Golf carts - even the supped up super models  - always scream with a very loud signal to tell you that you are in fact in reverse.
 
2020-09-05 2:26:56 AM  

jefferator: okay something is very wrong here.  All Golf carts - even the supped up super models  - always scream with a very loud signal to tell you that you are in fact in reverse.


I think what's wrong in this story is any time a person gets in the driver's seat of a vehicle, you make sure you are not directly behind it or in front of it. The article says they talked then the golf cart guy got in the cart to leave. I would be standing up, to the side of the golf cart, and watching him as he leaves. If you just turn back to your yard work you are taking it on faith that nothing can go wrong. The easiest thing in the world is to get out of the line of fire of someone who is about to drive off. Their initial move can only be forward or reverse. If you are to the side and watching them leave then you can move out of the way even if they start to turn in your direction.
 
2020-09-05 3:39:08 AM  
The first time I went to Robson Ranch Denton, I watched a golfer in a cart crash because he was messing with his phone. Right at the gate. The path turned and he needed both hands.
 
2020-09-05 4:50:27 AM  

jefferator: okay something is very wrong here.  All Golf carts - even the supped up super models  - always scream with a very loud signal to tell you that you are in fact in reverse.


I am curious about what well-fed super-models have to do with Volkswagen cars (you did mean cars, right?) so, perhaps you should provide pictures. How overweight are these models?
 
2020-09-05 7:58:46 AM  

mithras_angel: I can beat that, subby.  Just not yet.  But there are these people.

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2020-09-05 9:00:21 AM  
Dafuq? Why can't the neighbour just use a mobility scooter? Was he playing though?
 
2020-09-05 9:40:33 AM  

Jesus McSordid: Dafuq? Why can't the neighbour just use a mobility scooter? Was he playing though?


Looks like a really rural area.  Too far to walk in 105 degree heat and it's more economical and trendier to buy a $10K golf cart rather than take the F-150.  We should be HAPPY he did not use the F-150.
 
2020-09-05 10:05:38 AM  

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I can't imagine how small a penis you have to have to need that accessory.
 
2020-09-05 10:17:31 AM  
The ugly truth is that this was the final escalation of a feud about the fly honeys at the assisted living center.

How many more times must this tragedy play out before we stand up and proclaim "ENOUGH "
 
2020-09-05 10:20:20 AM  

mithras_angel: I can beat that, subby.  Just not yet.  But there are these people.

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And it makes it almost impossible to draw.
 
2020-09-05 10:33:02 AM  

Heamer: I feel bad for the elderly driver. He was probably on his way to the farmers' market.



Actually, he was just on his way to the drug store about 100 feet left of the farmer's market.
 
2020-09-05 2:41:16 PM  
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