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(NHL)   It's 7th game heaven in the Western Conference. Can the Avs and Canucks pull off comebacks or will the Knights and Stars avoid choking? Puck drops at 4pm EST   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-09-04 7:45:28 AM  
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2020-09-04 8:23:21 AM  
Canadian Elimination Day.....


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In other news, Gritty loves Fish Sticks....
 
2020-09-04 8:26:18 AM  
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2020-09-04 8:51:44 AM  
I'm only working a half day and going to have the house to myself the next two days. I'm moist.
 
2020-09-04 9:57:07 AM  
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2020-09-04 10:11:22 AM  
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2020-09-04 12:34:57 PM  
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2020-09-04 12:41:01 PM  
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2020-09-04 1:55:33 PM  
Let's go Avs!  Michael Hutchinson to the rescue!
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2020-09-04 1:55:47 PM  
Here's a sad realization for you: Unless the NHL does something incredibly stupid in scheduling the Conference Finals, this is the last day this season with multiple hockey games.
 
2020-09-04 2:19:06 PM  

RminusQ: Here's a sad realization for you: Unless the NHL does something incredibly stupid in scheduling the Conference Finals, this is the last day this season with multiple hockey games.


I couldn't decide if I should go with this
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or this
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So I'll let you decide...
 
2020-09-04 2:27:22 PM  
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2020-09-04 3:22:41 PM  
Just to make sure, it *is* actually a Game 7 this time, right?
 
2020-09-04 3:25:23 PM  

RminusQ: Here's a sad realization for you: Unless the NHL does something incredibly stupid in scheduling the Conference Finals, this is the last day this season with multiple hockey games.


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2020-09-04 3:33:13 PM  

RminusQ: Here's a sad realization for you: Unless the NHL does something incredibly stupid in scheduling the Conference Finals, this is the last day this season with multiple hockey games.


I wouldn't be surprised to see each remaining series face a back-to-back. Keep in mind that because of the 2-day hiatus last week, everything's behind a bit (last night was to have been the end of 2nd round originally).

/But every 1st round series ended early so maybe we're actually back on schedule overall. I don't know.
 
2020-09-04 3:40:32 PM  
hockey!
 
2020-09-04 3:41:37 PM  

RminusQ: Here's a sad realization for you: Unless the NHL does something incredibly stupid in scheduling the Conference Finals, this is the last day this season with multiple hockey games.


*CHALLENGE ACCEPTED*
 
2020-09-04 3:44:24 PM  
Alright, best way to kick off the long weekend, leave work early, get last errand done, now to sit and do nothing but let my mind go watching the best game of all, a Game 7
 
2020-09-04 3:45:12 PM  

HeathenHealer: I'm only working a half day and going to have the house to myself the next two days. I'm moist.


I'm judging you, not for your post, but other reasons
 
2020-09-04 3:46:47 PM  
It's Game 7 heaven unless you're on the West Coast and the first one starts at 1:00 PM. Still got work to do. Go Faux-diques.
 
2020-09-04 3:47:18 PM  
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2020-09-04 3:52:04 PM  

Heathen: HeathenHealer: I'm only working a half day and going to have the house to myself the next two days. I'm moist.

I'm judging you, not for your post, but other reasons


I'll cure you of that
 
2020-09-04 3:52:22 PM  
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2020-09-04 3:53:18 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-09-04 3:53:26 PM  

HeathenHealer: Heathen: HeathenHealer: I'm only working a half day and going to have the house to myself the next two days. I'm moist.

I'm judging you, not for your post, but other reasons

I'll cure you of that


How long you got, cause that's gonna take a while
 
2020-09-04 3:54:34 PM  
Just got an alert on my phone:  Landeskog is out for the Avs.
 
2020-09-04 3:56:18 PM  
Mike Milbury hates that this game is on USA, he was planning to watch SVU all day.
 
2020-09-04 3:59:17 PM  

buckeyebrain: Just got an alert on my phone:  Landeskog is out for the Avs.


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2020-09-04 4:02:27 PM  
yay day hockey!
 
2020-09-04 4:07:01 PM  
Sabres fans just got triggered.
 
2020-09-04 4:07:56 PM  
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2020-09-04 4:08:24 PM  
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2020-09-04 4:08:54 PM  
They should have put the Canucks game on first so we could have Canada Elimination Day on the USA network.

\ Lame joke is lame.
 
2020-09-04 4:09:04 PM  
was there just a fighter jet flyover sound?
 
2020-09-04 4:09:30 PM  

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If you're talking about the anthem singer, I go back to something I said at the start of the series: there's far more talented singers in Denver than this guy, who sounds like he's barely half-assing it.
 
2020-09-04 4:09:57 PM  

soopey: yay day hockey drinking!


FTFY
 
2020-09-04 4:10:11 PM  
Michael Hutchinson, you're our only hope.

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2020-09-04 4:11:37 PM  

desertgeek: Recoil Therapy: [Fark user image 300x155]

If you're talking about the anthem singer, I go back to something I said at the start of the series: there's far more talented singers in Denver than this guy, who sounds like he's barely half-assing it.


It was more to toss out an anthem related jpg/gif that I hadn't used yet this playoffs, but I agree

_/wow, Cogs is taking the day off/not in the lineup
 
2020-09-04 4:12:17 PM  
Wow, 0 to penalty in 30 seconds.
 
2020-09-04 4:12:57 PM  
Stars got lucky there
 
2020-09-04 4:13:56 PM  
One of my best friends is an Avs fan and FARK NORM GREEN'S GHETTO NORTH STARS. Go Colorado.
 
2020-09-04 4:14:04 PM  
STARSGOAL
 
2020-09-04 4:14:06 PM  
oh boy
 
2020-09-04 4:14:35 PM  
Untied.
 
2020-09-04 4:15:15 PM  
Bah. I jinxed them already.
 
2020-09-04 4:16:24 PM  
Tied.
 
2020-09-04 4:16:44 PM  
fark
 
2020-09-04 4:16:52 PM  
oh boy oh boy
 
2020-09-04 4:16:55 PM  
TIED
 
2020-09-04 4:17:03 PM  
TIED!
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