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2020-09-03 4:19:47 PM  
I knew Steve Oedekerk, Steve Oedekerk was a friend of mine. Dave Daubenmire, you are no Steve Oedekerk.
 
2020-09-03 4:28:23 PM  
So, asshole is a race now?
 
2020-09-03 4:31:17 PM  
Yeah, I had that encounter recently at the library.  When I asked her to wear a mask, over her mouth and nose please, I learned from our local self-identified "bringer of the Light" and "unjudging Truth-teller" that I'm a f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness.  Also, I'm part of the conspiracy trying to make People of the Light sick with masks and closed windows, under the guise of false virtue saying I'm trying to keep people safe.  And no matter what I do, she will NEVER say that my lies are the truth.  She sees me clearly - she sees all clearly, and she can see my darkness.

Because I asked her to comply with the local government mandate for masks in government buildings.  And asked her to leave when she started screaming and cursing me out.

/Trump voter?  Why, yes.  Yes she is.  Formerly Sanders voter.
//Oh - sorry, I'm not supposed to say that any Sanders voter ever voted Trump, am I?
///God Damn, spirituality is f*cking insane.
 
2020-09-03 4:33:56 PM  
Asshole: This is American if you don't like it LEAVE!
...

Store Employee: We require masks if you don't like it there's the door.
Asshole: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
 
2020-09-03 4:44:07 PM  
Don't he think businesses should be able to refuse service to homosexuals? Guess we all know what his opinion on this is worth.
 
2020-09-03 4:58:39 PM  
I got ten bucks that says this farkstick never actually went into any of these businesses.  He talks a big game but he's a chickenshiat.  You can see it in his eyes.
 
2020-09-03 5:05:09 PM  
"I know the mask doesn't work, and I'm not going to wear my mask to make the worker at T-Mobile feel better. I'm not gonna do that. That's bearing false witness."

No, it's being a farking child.

An adult in that situation would be happy to endure an extremely minor inconvenience to make other people feel better.  I've run into several such adults recently who mistakenly believe there is no utility in their wearing masks, but who nevertheless wear masks because they know it makes others more comfortable, and they don't want to be dicks.
 
2020-09-03 5:32:41 PM  
This guy is a consummate jackass.  They should punch him in the head, then refuse him entry.
 
2020-09-03 5:33:41 PM  
These people are too dumb to know how dumb they are.
 
2020-09-03 5:34:10 PM  
The people of 1918 would like a word with you Mr. mask slacker.
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You're lucky you weren't locked up.
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2020-09-03 5:35:19 PM  
One is a choice, the other is an inborn condition

(although you could argue that blind stupidity is also an inborn condition but as far as I know, that is not a protected class unless you're rich)
 
2020-09-03 5:37:11 PM  
"I ain't wearing no mask," Daubenmire declared. "I know the mask doesn't work, and I'm not going to wear my mask to make the worker at T-Mobile feel better. I'm not gonna do that. That's bearing false witness."

"I think the forced wearing of masks is exceedingly dangerous to our American society," he continued. "I will have no part of it. The T-Mobile guy said, 'Well, we'll have to do the work outside.' They wouldn't let me in, and the boss got involved, the manager got involved with it. I said, 'Ma'am, I have a heart condition. I don't even have to tell you that, but I have reasons that I'm not gonna wear a mask. It's medical. Are you refusing to give me service because of a medical condition that I have?'"

"And then I really pulled the trump card," Daubenmire recounted. "I said, 'I think I was born with this medical condition. I'm not sure. I think I was. And I want to ask you something ma'am: Would you refuse to serve somebody because they're Black?'"

Sorry, Dave. What was that about Bearing False Witness (which, incidentally, isn't about lying in general, only lying when making an accusation against your neighbor, or in support of someone making such an accusation. Basically it's the biblical equivalent of perjury.)
 
2020-09-03 5:37:34 PM  
FTA:

"I ain't wearing no mask," Daubenmire declared. "I know the mask doesn't work, and I'm not going to wear my mask to make the worker at T-Mobile feel better. I'm not gonna do that. That's bearing false witness."
"I think the forced wearing of masks is exceedingly dangerous to our American society," he continued. "I will have no part of it. The T-Mobile guy said, 'Well, we'll have to do the work outside.' They wouldn't let me in, and the boss got involved, the manager got involved with it. I said, 'Ma'am, I have a heart condition. I don't even have to tell you that, but I have reasons that I'm not gonna wear a mask. It's medical. Are you refusing to give me service because of a medical condition that I have?'"

Now. Replace every "mask" above with the word "pants."

Makes it kind of hard how these mouth breathers (pun intended) are able to remember it's left foot, then right foot, then left foot again.
 
2020-09-03 5:39:53 PM  
What a talking thumb might look like:
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2020-09-03 5:40:28 PM  

Heamer: These people are too dumb to know how dumb they are.


They have a syndrome:

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2020-09-03 5:42:01 PM  
Somebody get this guy on a ventilator, and do it quick.
He's got no oxygen getting to his brain.
 
2020-09-03 5:44:49 PM  
And yet, if an upstanding citizen whipped out a cudgel and proceeded to treat this individual like a baby for seal, they would be the ones to go to jail. What a world.
 
2020-09-03 5:45:54 PM  
Isn't anybody going to defend this asshole?
Don't we have the unalienable right as Americans to make fools of ourselves?
What is freedom if we can't be jerks?
 
2020-09-03 5:48:33 PM  
"I don't believe masks work and I ain't going to wear one!!!"

"Humm, well I on the other hand disagree and believe that masks do indeed work, I guess the only difference between the two of us is I run a business you would like to visit."
 
2020-09-03 5:52:40 PM  
They should spray this guy with a fire hose and sic the dogs on him and then ask him to repeat what he just said.
 
2020-09-03 5:53:11 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I had that encounter recently at the library.  When I asked her to wear a mask, over her mouth and nose please, I learned from our local self-identified "bringer of the Light" and "unjudging Truth-teller" that I'm a f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness.  Also, I'm part of the conspiracy trying to make People of the Light sick with masks and closed windows, under the guise of false virtue saying I'm trying to keep people safe.  And no matter what I do, she will NEVER say that my lies are the truth.  She sees me clearly - she sees all clearly, and she can see my darkness.

Because I asked her to comply with the local government mandate for masks in government buildings.  And asked her to leave when she started screaming and cursing me out.

/Trump voter?  Why, yes.  Yes she is.  Formerly Sanders voter.
//Oh - sorry, I'm not supposed to say that any Sanders voter ever voted Trump, am I?
///God Damn, spirituality is f*cking insane.


I hope you responded with "Lady, I am THE f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness and you would do well not to forget it".
 
2020-09-03 5:55:23 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I had that encounter recently at the library.  When I asked her to wear a mask, over her mouth and nose please, I learned from our local self-identified "bringer of the Light" and "unjudging Truth-teller" that I'm a f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness.  Also, I'm part of the conspiracy trying to make People of the Light sick with masks and closed windows, under the guise of false virtue saying I'm trying to keep people safe.  And no matter what I do, she will NEVER say that my lies are the truth.  She sees me clearly - she sees all clearly, and she can see my darkness.

Because I asked her to comply with the local government mandate for masks in government buildings.  And asked her to leave when she started screaming and cursing me out.

/Trump voter?  Why, yes.  Yes she is.  Formerly Sanders voter.
//Oh - sorry, I'm not supposed to say that any Sanders voter ever voted Trump, am I?
///God Damn, spirituality is f*cking insane.

I hope you responded with "Lady, I am THE f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness and you would do well not to forget it".


was this her?  because it sounds like it was her

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2020-09-03 5:57:26 PM  
The only argument I'd like to see them make, and it might actually manage to stick, is discrimination against the mentally retarded.  I'm sure we can find all sorts of evidence in support of that argument.
 
2020-09-03 5:58:24 PM  

Heamer: These people are too dumb to know how dumb they are.


It's not stupidity.  It's belligerent selfishness.  They've never had to sacrifice a single moment's comfort and convenience for anyone or anything in their lives, and worse, they're immersed in a culture and religion that regards complete selfishness and self-absorption as the highest cardinal virtues.
 
2020-09-03 6:00:17 PM  
That Ayn Rand garbage ruins your mind.
 
2020-09-03 6:03:09 PM  
Bearing false witness... religious nutbaggery permeates everything. Or, as Hitchens would point out, poisons everything.
 
2020-09-03 6:05:22 PM  
How come only right wingers have medical conditions that preclude them from wearing a mask?
 
2020-09-03 6:05:52 PM  
He's vile.

Makes Michael Werner, uh, Savage seem interesting and intelligent.
 
2020-09-03 6:08:11 PM  

Todd300: He's vile.

Makes Michael Werner, uh, Savage seem interesting and intelligent.


you mean Weiner

Michael Alan Weiner

and yes...it's much worse, and so much more fitting
 
2020-09-03 6:09:22 PM  
I stand corrected:

Romeo and Juliet laws are now about legalizing kid sex.

Why are conservatives obsessed with kid sex ?

https://michaelsavage.com/california-​l​egislature-passes-bill-reducing-penalt​ies-for-oral-anal-sex-with-willing-chi​ldren/
 
2020-09-03 6:10:18 PM  

swankywanky: Todd300: He's vile.

Makes Michael Werner, uh, Savage seem interesting and intelligent.

you mean Weiner

Michael Alan Weiner

and yes...it's much worse, and so much more fitting


iPad shuttered and threw up a little lithium when I typed it.
 
2020-09-03 6:11:58 PM  
Until not wearing a mask is considered assault, which is what it is, this will not change. If threatened I will respond appropriately, and I encourage all who meet such creatures ( and I don't mean the non maskers who keep  their distance and look bashfully around as they wander) to do the same. Self defense is protected, and allowed.
Spray me or my family with a chemical or biological weapon? My response will be swift, and defensible.
 
2020-09-03 6:13:39 PM  

swankywanky: Marbleisheavy: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I had that encounter recently at the library.  When I asked her to wear a mask, over her mouth and nose please, I learned from our local self-identified "bringer of the Light" and "unjudging Truth-teller" that I'm a f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness.  Also, I'm part of the conspiracy trying to make People of the Light sick with masks and closed windows, under the guise of false virtue saying I'm trying to keep people safe.  And no matter what I do, she will NEVER say that my lies are the truth.  She sees me clearly - she sees all clearly, and she can see my darkness.

Because I asked her to comply with the local government mandate for masks in government buildings.  And asked her to leave when she started screaming and cursing me out.

/Trump voter?  Why, yes.  Yes she is.  Formerly Sanders voter.
//Oh - sorry, I'm not supposed to say that any Sanders voter ever voted Trump, am I?
///God Damn, spirituality is f*cking insane.

I hope you responded with "Lady, I am THE f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness and you would do well not to forget it".

was this her?  because it sounds like it was her

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No.  Worse.  She's a follower of Sophia/Christ Consciousness.
 
2020-09-03 6:26:23 PM  
radical right-wing activist Dave Daubenmire

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2020-09-03 6:32:36 PM  
Benevolent Misanthrope:
/Trump voter?  Why, yes.  Yes she is.  Formerly Sanders voter.
//Oh - sorry, I'm not supposed to say that any Sanders voter ever voted Trump, am I?
///God Damn, spirituality is f*cking insane.


Meh, some people who voted for Obama also voted for Trump.
Some people also think the Earth is flat.
Some people also think they were kidnapped by aliens.
It's very rare though, and you can find examples of anything if you try hard enough.
 
2020-09-03 6:35:40 PM  
The difference between
racial
and
ideological
discrimination is entirely not at all the same thing.

Racial is just yahoos playing make believe in the most ass hole way possible.
They just make belvei that a skin color intrinsically mean jack shat about anyone.
CULTURE, IDEOLOGY is ALL THAT ACTUAL MATTERS.

And you dam well fooking better understated that a skin color is not a choice anyone makes.
but your dangerous, hateful, adversarial, ignorant ideology, that you openly own and claim in front of us?
That is you declaring to be our enemy.
Your choice, your will, your desire to uphold the ideology of being an adversarial enemy, that you choose.

yes for that willful choice of being a dangerous selfish fook nutt of a hater.
YES for that you will be seen to the door, you will be shown off, you will not be invited in nor counted as one of us, but counted as the enemy of us that openly declared by willful action, that you seek our destruction, that you seek to behave in an anti-social unacceptable way.

yes you can and should be shunned, you should not be invited to play in any reindeer games.
 
2020-09-03 6:37:16 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I learned from our local self-identified "bringer of the Light" and "unjudging Truth-teller" that I'm a f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness.  Also, I'm part of the conspiracy trying to make People of the Light sick with masks and closed windows, under the guise of false virtue saying I'm trying to keep people safe.


You: TELL NO ONE WHAT YOU KNOW. WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. COMPLY AND JOIN US FOR OUR WEEKLY SATANIC CHILDREN'S READING HOUR.
 
2020-09-03 6:43:54 PM  

sithon: So, asshole is a race now?


One in particular for going on centuries.
 
2020-09-03 7:05:53 PM  
Never heard of this piece of shiat before, why are you bringing it to my attention?
Why is anyone paying any attention to this piece of shiat?
 
2020-09-03 7:12:15 PM  
How is it none of these clowns who have clearly visited bars in the recent past don't know the "we have the right to refuse service" signs? Businesses do not have to serve you. They are not forced. Yes this is extremely problematic when it comes to race and religion -- but frankly businesses that start that crap don't do very well in the future.

/ Wasn't there some evil cookie lady? Or was that an evil cake lady? Or, good heavens, an evil Muffin Man!?
// Oh, right, that's the pillow guy.
 
2020-09-03 7:29:13 PM  

Marbleisheavy: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I had that encounter recently at the library.  When I asked her to wear a mask, over her mouth and nose please, I learned from our local self-identified "bringer of the Light" and "unjudging Truth-teller" that I'm a f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness.  Also, I'm part of the conspiracy trying to make People of the Light sick with masks and closed windows, under the guise of false virtue saying I'm trying to keep people safe.  And no matter what I do, she will NEVER say that my lies are the truth.  She sees me clearly - she sees all clearly, and she can see my darkness.

Because I asked her to comply with the local government mandate for masks in government buildings.  And asked her to leave when she started screaming and cursing me out.

/Trump voter?  Why, yes.  Yes she is.  Formerly Sanders voter.
//Oh - sorry, I'm not supposed to say that any Sanders voter ever voted Trump, am I?
///God Damn, spirituality is f*cking insane.

I hope you responded with "Lady, I am THE f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness and you would do well not to forget it".


You win.  Smunnied.  I wish i were both that quick-witted and had that few f*cks to give about keeping my job.
 
2020-09-03 8:07:45 PM  
I can see calling the guy a farging idiot, but privlidged? I realize that's the in racist thing to call white people these days, but I don't see it in him. Idiocy maybe, but not privilege.
 
2020-09-03 8:09:10 PM  
Oh... this guy again.

I know this will *shock* most of you, but he's a raging racist, in addition to being a maskhole.

His equating a visit to the zoo with the evils interracial marriage is one of those examples of "if you're not smart enough to understand something, just double-down in your ignorance".

/Yes, the podcast where he said this is still out there
//no hate like "Christian" hate
 
2020-09-03 8:13:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I had that encounter recently at the library.  When I asked her to wear a mask, over her mouth and nose please, I learned from our local self-identified "bringer of the Light" and "unjudging Truth-teller" that I'm a f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness.  Also, I'm part of the conspiracy trying to make People of the Light sick with masks and closed windows, under the guise of false virtue saying I'm trying to keep people safe.  And no matter what I do, she will NEVER say that my lies are the truth.  She sees me clearly - she sees all clearly, and she can see my darkness.

Because I asked her to comply with the local government mandate for masks in government buildings.  And asked her to leave when she started screaming and cursing me out.

/Trump voter?  Why, yes.  Yes she is.  Formerly Sanders voter.
//Oh - sorry, I'm not supposed to say that any Sanders voter ever voted Trump, am I?
///God Damn, spirituality is f*cking insane.


You didnt provide your response to her and I'm curious.

I'd like that I would have completely agreed with her and then told her that she still cant enter without a mask.  but her church
might.
 
2020-09-03 8:16:51 PM  

pearls before swine: "I know the mask doesn't work, and I'm not going to wear my mask to make the worker at T-Mobile feel better. I'm not gonna do that. That's bearing false witness."

No, it's being a farking child.

An adult in that situation would be happy to endure an extremely minor inconvenience to make other people feel better.  I've run into several such adults recently who mistakenly believe there is no utility in their wearing masks, but who nevertheless wear masks because they know it makes others more comfortable, and they don't want to be dicks.

That's bearing false witness...


I always want to ask "to whom?"  "Bearing false witness" is just ye olde-speak for lying, but wearing is not "bearing a witness" at all.

I think for this guy he's just "bearing false and witless"
 
2020-09-03 8:36:47 PM  

the voice of raisin: Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I had that encounter recently at the library.  When I asked her to wear a mask, over her mouth and nose please, I learned from our local self-identified "bringer of the Light" and "unjudging Truth-teller" that I'm a f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness.  Also, I'm part of the conspiracy trying to make People of the Light sick with masks and closed windows, under the guise of false virtue saying I'm trying to keep people safe.  And no matter what I do, she will NEVER say that my lies are the truth.  She sees me clearly - she sees all clearly, and she can see my darkness.

Because I asked her to comply with the local government mandate for masks in government buildings.  And asked her to leave when she started screaming and cursing me out.

/Trump voter?  Why, yes.  Yes she is.  Formerly Sanders voter.
//Oh - sorry, I'm not supposed to say that any Sanders voter ever voted Trump, am I?
///God Damn, spirituality is f*cking insane.

You didnt provide your response to her and I'm curious.

I'd like that I would have completely agreed with her and then told her that she still cant enter without a mask.  but her church
might.


I asked her politely to leave.  Repeatedly.  Then, "Leave or be removed."  I stood a respectful distance away, balanced back on my heels with my hands behind my back.  Did not escalate, just kept saying I needed her to leave when she would stop packing up to move toward getting in my face.  Accompanied her to the door and explained she could come back the next day if she is willing to follow the mandate and act in a respectful manner.  Got a "fark you, biatch" for my pains.

She came back in for a moment to get a cord she left, refused to put on a mask. I called the cops and then told her to leave again.  She then stopped at the circulation desk to tell my staff she loved them and respected and honored them but that I was an evil biatch.   She finally left before the cop got there, which is great police work, Lou, since I can walk to the damn cop shop in under 5 minutes.

All part of the job, but a pain in my ass.
 
2020-09-03 9:03:00 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Yeah, I had that encounter recently at the library.  When I asked her to wear a mask, over her mouth and nose please, I learned from our local self-identified "bringer of the Light" and "unjudging Truth-teller" that I'm a f*cking coont who represents evil and lies and false virtue and darkness.  Also, I'm part of the conspiracy trying to make People of the Light sick with masks and closed windows, under the guise of false virtue saying I'm trying to keep people safe.  And no matter what I do, she will NEVER say that my lies are the truth.  She sees me clearly - she sees all clearly, and she can see my darkness.

Because I asked her to comply with the local government mandate for masks in government buildings.  And asked her to leave when she started screaming and cursing me out.

/Trump voter?  Why, yes.  Yes she is.  Formerly Sanders voter.
//Oh - sorry, I'm not supposed to say that any Sanders voter ever voted Trump, am I?
///God Damn, spirituality is f*cking insane.


Give her a half smile, then turn away, place a hand to your ear and stage whisper

"It's working perfectly. She believes exactly what we want her to"
 
2020-09-03 9:15:51 PM  
Idonwanna party.
 
2020-09-03 9:51:37 PM  
"Bearing false witness"?!?

What the ACTUAL fark???
 
2020-09-03 10:02:54 PM  
So this asshole's gimmick is he dresses like a high school football coach? for someone who's homophobic this desperate clinging to all things macho he has going on is kinda gay.
 
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