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(Daily Star)   At the end of the game's gruelling '2020' level, final boss Global Thermonuclear War comes into play (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Scary, People's Republic of China, World War II, Chinese military, Nuclear weapon, military capacity, new Pentagon report, focus of this extra military muscle, South China Sea  
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2020-09-03 8:50:42 AM  
 
2020-09-03 2:52:56 PM  
I just want enough warning to get to ground zero and have a decent amount of drinking time before it hits.
 
2020-09-03 2:53:04 PM  
Trump will nuke China first because he knows more than anyone about war, and so he can get back at 'Chy-nya' for the 'Chinese Flu'.
 
2020-09-03 2:54:22 PM  
I was promise Giant Meteor.

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2020-09-03 2:54:33 PM  
Fark needs a 'Manipulated Media' tag, and it needs to be applied to everything from the Daily Star.
 
2020-09-03 2:56:26 PM  
If they keep doubling another lets see.....7 times then they would reach the USA and USSR levels.  Totally makes a war will happen.

Gotta have something to write about to generate ad revenue
 
2020-09-03 2:59:29 PM  
Not going to happen.  MAD and all that..  we will still have 10x the amount, and SSBNs...  besides, we are in the process of destroying ourselves, and they can just walk in when we are done.
 
2020-09-03 3:01:18 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: I just want enough warning to get to ground zero and have a decent amount of drinking time before it hits.


DwTiyE or GTFO
Ultravox - Dancing With Tears In My Eyes (Official Music Video)
Youtube PSQWUZ8a2Ho
 
2020-09-03 3:02:59 PM  
Radio Activity Rapp (Let's Jam) - MC Fosty & Lovin' C
Youtube CzrdAIyWIqI
 
2020-09-03 3:03:33 PM  
Twilight 22 - Siberian Nights
Youtube jiW7NbkhbJ0

///nuclear winter gonna freeze your brain.
 
2020-09-03 3:04:53 PM  
3fer thursday.
Sun Ra - Nuclear War
Youtube lsPrINajncU
 
2020-09-03 3:05:22 PM  
Trump has destroyed any chance of nuclear nonproliferation.  Almost the first thing he did after gaining the Presidency was start threatening countries with nuclear annihilation.  No longer were our nukes simply a deterrent, they're to be actively used when a weaker nation refuses to do as we say.  The only counter is for everyone else to build a nuclear deterrent of their own.
 
2020-09-03 3:06:22 PM  
Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.
 
jph
2020-09-03 3:08:53 PM  
General Beringer is not happy.

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2020-09-03 3:09:39 PM  
I dont want to play
 
2020-09-03 3:10:42 PM  

the_rhino: I dont want to play


How about a nice game of chess?
 
2020-09-03 3:27:45 PM  

dothemath: Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.


Wouldn't that be a reason for them NOT to kill us all? It'd be like "i need money to pay my bills, so i'm going to shoot my boss in the face so he can't write me checks anymore"
 
2020-09-03 3:28:02 PM  
Coldcut - 'Atomic Moog 2000'
Youtube ztmG1AElrvg
 
2020-09-03 3:36:46 PM  
We'll be fine until Nuclear Gandhi shows up.
 
2020-09-03 3:39:44 PM  

TheSwizz: Fark needs a 'Manipulated Media' tag, and it needs to be applied to everything from the Daily Star.


I'm afraid that would not create a distinct new category, but combine most of the others.
 
2020-09-03 3:40:47 PM  

OlderGuy: Not going to happen.  MAD and all that..  we will still have 10x the amount, and SSBNs...  besides, we are in the process of destroying ourselves, and they can just walk in when we are done.


Hey, does anybody know where our electronic infrastructure is/was made?
 
2020-09-03 3:41:41 PM  

dothemath: Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.


...Recycled from the plastic garbage we shipped to them.
 
2020-09-03 3:59:31 PM  
Beat Pharmacy - Nuclear Race (Appleblim And Komonazmuk dub)
Youtube 23_Do8ZiX-o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ki​HBA​tTit8
 
2020-09-03 3:59:56 PM  
Circle of Ashes
Youtube bG0FYIeF_88
 
2020-09-03 4:14:08 PM  

BeansNfranks: dothemath: Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.

Wouldn't that be a reason for them NOT to kill us all? It'd be like "i need money to pay my bills, so i'm going to shoot my boss in the face so he can't write me checks anymore"


Bless your heart.  You just looked at the whole of human history and concluded that there must be rational, sensible  reasons for starting wars.
 
2020-09-03 4:40:44 PM  

DanInKansas: BeansNfranks: dothemath: Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.

Wouldn't that be a reason for them NOT to kill us all? It'd be like "i need money to pay my bills, so i'm going to shoot my boss in the face so he can't write me checks anymore"

Bless your heart.  You just looked at the whole of human history and concluded that there must be rational, sensible  reasons for starting wars.


$20 on red balloons.
 
2020-09-03 4:48:28 PM  
...we should be so lucky, after this shiatshow of a year thus far...
 
2020-09-03 4:50:32 PM  

fark'emfeed'emfish: OlderGuy: Not going to happen.  MAD and all that..  we will still have 10x the amount, and SSBNs...  besides, we are in the process of destroying ourselves, and they can just walk in when we are done.

Hey, does anybody know where our electronic infrastructure is/was made?


Guaranteed that an iPhone doesn't run nuke subs....  we made most of the military electronics.  Parts came from elsewhere, mostly Japan and SK.. some from China.
 
2020-09-03 5:38:00 PM  

OkieDookie: DanInKansas: BeansNfranks: dothemath: Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.

Wouldn't that be a reason for them NOT to kill us all? It'd be like "i need money to pay my bills, so i'm going to shoot my boss in the face so he can't write me checks anymore"

Bless your heart.  You just looked at the whole of human history and concluded that there must be rational, sensible  reasons for starting wars.

$20 on red balloons.


99 Luftballons
Youtube JW00hp7KVzc
 
2020-09-03 6:07:34 PM  
We should all do practice runs so we can have an idea what to expect.

DEFCON Game Play (AI Controlled)
Youtube 1N9SJeNdSLA
 
2020-09-03 6:43:20 PM  

jim32rr: OkieDookie: DanInKansas: BeansNfranks: dothemath: Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.

Wouldn't that be a reason for them NOT to kill us all? It'd be like "i need money to pay my bills, so i'm going to shoot my boss in the face so he can't write me checks anymore"

Bless your heart.  You just looked at the whole of human history and concluded that there must be rational, sensible  reasons for starting wars.

$20 on red balloons.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JW00hp7K​Vzc]


I remember when she was on MTV in it's heyday.. damn !   Had a Kloss Novabeam  setup.. projector & 80" screen.   She looked soooo  good..
 
2020-09-03 6:44:09 PM  

OlderGuy: fark'emfeed'emfish: OlderGuy: Not going to happen.  MAD and all that..  we will still have 10x the amount, and SSBNs...  besides, we are in the process of destroying ourselves, and they can just walk in when we are done.

Hey, does anybody know where our electronic infrastructure is/was made?

Guaranteed that an iPhone doesn't run nuke subs....  we made most of the military electronics.  Parts came from elsewhere, mostly Japan and SK.. some from China.


Some of them are also horrifyingly old ones from the 1960s that were made when China was still a dirt-broke true Communist country.
 
2020-09-03 6:47:50 PM  

Fireproof: OlderGuy: fark'emfeed'emfish: OlderGuy: Not going to happen.  MAD and all that..  we will still have 10x the amount, and SSBNs...  besides, we are in the process of destroying ourselves, and they can just walk in when we are done.

Hey, does anybody know where our electronic infrastructure is/was made?

Guaranteed that an iPhone doesn't run nuke subs....  we made most of the military electronics.  Parts came from elsewhere, mostly Japan and SK.. some from China.

Some of them are also horrifyingly old ones from the 1960s that were made when China was still a dirt-broke true Communist country.


If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

/not usually the military's thinking
//if it ain't broke, fix it til it is
///or just give it to a private.
 
2020-09-03 6:55:45 PM  

OlderGuy: jim32rr: OkieDookie: DanInKansas: BeansNfranks: dothemath: Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.

Wouldn't that be a reason for them NOT to kill us all? It'd be like "i need money to pay my bills, so i'm going to shoot my boss in the face so he can't write me checks anymore"

Bless your heart.  You just looked at the whole of human history and concluded that there must be rational, sensible  reasons for starting wars.

$20 on red balloons.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JW00hp7K​Vzc]

I remember when she was on MTV in it's heyday.. damn !   Had a Kloss Novabeam  setup.. projector & 80" screen.   She looked soooo  good..


Saw her in Germany in the mid 80s, great show
 
2020-09-03 8:29:02 PM  

Fireproof: OlderGuy: fark'emfeed'emfish: OlderGuy: Not going to happen.  MAD and all that..  we will still have 10x the amount, and SSBNs...  besides, we are in the process of destroying ourselves, and they can just walk in when we are done.

Hey, does anybody know where our electronic infrastructure is/was made?

Guaranteed that an iPhone doesn't run nuke subs....  we made most of the military electronics.  Parts came from elsewhere, mostly Japan and SK.. some from China.

Some of them are also horrifyingly old ones from the 1960s that were made when China was still a dirt-broke true Communist country.


We still built the electronics for them... of course, you need the 8" floppy to run them.....
 
2020-09-03 8:49:27 PM  
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2020-09-04 2:22:47 PM  

OlderGuy: jim32rr: OkieDookie: DanInKansas: BeansNfranks: dothemath: Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.

Wouldn't that be a reason for them NOT to kill us all? It'd be like "i need money to pay my bills, so i'm going to shoot my boss in the face so he can't write me checks anymore"

Bless your heart.  You just looked at the whole of human history and concluded that there must be rational, sensible  reasons for starting wars.

$20 on red balloons.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JW00hp7K​Vzc]

I remember when she was on MTV in it's heyday.. damn !   Had a Kloss Novabeam  setup.. projector & 80" screen.   She looked soooo  good..


NENA & KIM WILDE - Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime [Live At Pop 2003 - Sat 1]
Youtube eUKuuotR1J8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M​EFR9E​kkqmI
 
2020-09-04 5:06:18 PM  

LewDux: OlderGuy: jim32rr: OkieDookie: DanInKansas: BeansNfranks: dothemath: Gotta admit it would be pretty hi-larious if they nuked us with missiles paid for with the money we gave them for all the plastic garbage they sell to us.

Wouldn't that be a reason for them NOT to kill us all? It'd be like "i need money to pay my bills, so i'm going to shoot my boss in the face so he can't write me checks anymore"

Bless your heart.  You just looked at the whole of human history and concluded that there must be rational, sensible  reasons for starting wars.

$20 on red balloons.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/JW00hp7K​Vzc]

I remember when she was on MTV in it's heyday.. damn !   Had a Kloss Novabeam  setup.. projector & 80" screen.   She looked soooo  good..

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Dayum !   Fired up the DLP projector for that !   Many thanks.
 
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