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(Wrestling Inc)   The Rock no longer can smell what he is cooking   (wrestlinginc.com) divider line
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2020-09-02 8:27:13 PM  
Do you have the original of that?
 
2020-09-02 8:30:21 PM  

markie_farkie: Do you have the original of that?


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2020-09-02 8:35:29 PM  
Well I would love to test people who come into my house, Dwayne.  Can you loan me the money and fame that I would need to make that happen?
 
2020-09-02 8:38:37 PM  

KingOfTown: markie_farkie: Do you have the original of that?

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Done. Thread now self-isolating.
 
2020-09-02 8:42:27 PM  

KingOfTown: markie_farkie: Do you have the original of that?

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2020-09-02 8:53:31 PM  
Thread done in two. Somebody hit the lights.
 
2020-09-02 8:58:03 PM  
I can't remember ever smelling anything thanks to sinus operations in my mid-single digit years so I have sympathy for him.
 
2020-09-02 9:05:58 PM  
Anosmia. That shiat isn't funny. I wouldn't wish it on anybody.
 
2020-09-02 9:08:14 PM  
Well that's not gneiss.
 
2020-09-02 9:24:43 PM  

Morchella: I can't remember ever smelling anything thanks to sinus operations in my mid-single digit years so I have sympathy for him.


That would suck.
 
2020-09-02 9:25:48 PM  

Archie Goodwin: Well that's not gneiss.


Geology related puns should not be taken for granite.
 
2020-09-02 9:37:21 PM  

iron de havilland: Archie Goodwin: Well that's not gneiss.

Geology related puns should not be taken for granite.


No schist!
 
2020-09-02 9:39:51 PM  

Morchella: I can't remember ever smelling anything thanks to sinus operations in my mid-single digit years so I have sympathy for him.


Yeah, but you can still sniff a good beer from a mile away.
 
2020-09-02 9:49:03 PM  

The Third Man: iron de havilland: Archie Goodwin: Well that's not gneiss.

Geology related puns should not be taken for granite.

No schist!


Well, since a sheepshagger has entered the thread. Here's a current snapshot of the wiki page for Rubislaw Quarry. And I swear I haven't just edited it for the bit I done highlighted.

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/I understand it's one of the largest holes in Europe, and subby's mum hasn't even been here.
//But were it full of whisky, I think commercial interests in extraction would find a way.
 
2020-09-02 10:10:47 PM  
Put The Rock on the list of scores of millions of Americans who refuse to read, cannot extrapolate, don't understand simple concepts like vectors, duration, and diversity of households, cannot calculate slope, don't know how to clean a bullhead, haven't used a vacuum cleaner in years and DID NOT PAY ATTENTION IN FEBRUARY, YOU farkING CRETINOUS SLOBS. GO fark YOURSELVES.
 
2020-09-03 12:49:09 AM  
He'll get over it.
 
2020-09-03 12:59:49 AM  

plecos: Well I would love to test people who come into my house, Dwayne.  Can you loan me the money and fame that I would need to make that happen?


He seems like a genuinely nice guy, but his game has definitely given him a bit of ASN.
 
2020-09-03 1:11:54 AM  
On the up side, he doesn't cook for himself. He has people for that.
 
2020-09-03 1:19:36 AM  

Strongbeerrules: On the up side, he doesn't cook for himself. He has people for that.


I hear he is still hands on when it comes to pie.
 
2020-09-03 1:21:25 AM  

August11: Put The Rock on the list of scores of millions of Americans who refuse to read, cannot extrapolate, don't understand simple concepts like vectors, duration, and diversity of households, cannot calculate slope, don't know how to clean a bullhead, haven't used a vacuum cleaner in years and DID NOT PAY ATTENTION IN FEBRUARY, YOU farkING CRETINOUS SLOBS. GO fark YOURSELVES.

A: Why are you singling out Americans?

And B: What's a bullhead?

 
2020-09-03 1:42:46 AM  

Strongbeerrules: August11: Put The Rock on the list of scores of millions of Americans who refuse to read, cannot extrapolate, don't understand simple concepts like vectors, duration, and diversity of households, cannot calculate slope, don't know how to clean a bullhead, haven't used a vacuum cleaner in years and DID NOT PAY ATTENTION IN FEBRUARY, YOU farkING CRETINOUS SLOBS. GO fark YOURSELVES.

A: Why are you singling out Americans?

And B: What's a bullhead?


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Also a band, a Belgian film, and a city in Arizona.
 
2020-09-03 2:04:07 AM  

Strongbeerrules: August11: Put The Rock on the list of scores of millions of Americans who refuse to read, cannot extrapolate, don't understand simple concepts like vectors, duration, and diversity of households, cannot calculate slope, don't know how to clean a bullhead, haven't used a vacuum cleaner in years and DID NOT PAY ATTENTION IN FEBRUARY, YOU farkING CRETINOUS SLOBS. GO fark YOURSELVES.

A: Why are you singling out Americans?

And B: What's a bullhead?


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2020-09-03 2:06:39 AM  

iron de havilland: Archie Goodwin: Well that's not gneiss.

Geology related puns should not be taken for granite.


I would say something but it wouldn't be gneiss.

Ha! Take that you geologist! Stamp collector! Dad joker.  ; )

I just want to be part of the fun.
 
2020-09-03 2:20:50 AM  

brantgoose: iron de havilland: Archie Goodwin: Well that's not gneiss.

Geology related puns should not be taken for granite.

I would say something but it wouldn't be gneiss.

Ha! Take that you geologist! Stamp collector! Dad joker.  ; )

I just want to be part of the fun.


You should start with a clean slate.
 
2020-09-03 4:07:29 AM  

plecos: Well I would love to test people who come into my house, Dwayne.  Can you loan me the money and fame that I would need to make that happen?


You don't need the fame, just the money.
 
2020-09-03 4:18:00 AM  
Against COVID-19, all that eating healthy and working-out doesn't do squat.
 
2020-09-03 4:21:10 AM  

Mooammar Al-Cowddafi: Against COVID-19, all that eating healthy and working-out doesn't do squat.


Comorbidities say what?
 
2020-09-03 5:19:40 AM  

ZMugg: Strongbeerrules: August11: Put The Rock on the list of scores of millions of Americans who refuse to read, cannot extrapolate, don't understand simple concepts like vectors, duration, and diversity of households, cannot calculate slope, don't know how to clean a bullhead, haven't used a vacuum cleaner in years and DID NOT PAY ATTENTION IN FEBRUARY, YOU farkING CRETINOUS SLOBS. GO fark YOURSELVES.

A: Why are you singling out Americans?

And B: What's a bullhead?

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Also a band, a Belgian film, and a city in Arizona.


Melvins album too.
 
2020-09-03 5:21:44 AM  

August11: Put The Rock on the list of scores of millions of Americans who refuse to read, cannot extrapolate, don't understand simple concepts like vectors, duration, and diversity of households, cannot calculate slope, don't know how to clean a bullhead, haven't used a vacuum cleaner in years and DID NOT PAY ATTENTION IN FEBRUARY, YOU farkING CRETINOUS SLOBS. GO fark YOURSELVES.


So edgy.
 
2020-09-03 5:22:20 AM  
Poor guy looks like he is on his death bed. Lol.
 
2020-09-03 5:54:38 AM  

WTFDYW: Morchella: I can't remember ever smelling anything thanks to sinus operations in my mid-single digit years so I have sympathy for him.

That would suck.


Particularly since smell also affects taste.
 
2020-09-03 7:29:23 AM  
HOTY material right here
 
2020-09-03 7:32:50 AM  
So I'm guessing they're going to change the name of his latest superhero project to Black Plague Adam?
 
2020-09-03 7:33:20 AM  
Although, at first glance, I thought the article was about him getting a divorce
 
2020-09-03 7:59:29 AM  

plecos: Well I would love to test people who come into my house, Dwayne.  Can you loan me the money and fame that I would need to make that happen?


A thermometer isn't that expensive, Jared.
 
2020-09-03 8:22:17 AM  

bfh0417: Poor guy looks like he is on his death bed. Lol.


I voted this funny.   It is the best joke on Fark so far today.
 
2020-09-03 9:10:41 AM  
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Did I dealt it?
 
2020-09-03 9:43:34 AM  
Sounds like he needs to know his role and cover his mouth and nose.
 
2020-09-03 10:38:37 AM  

omnimancer28: Mooammar Al-Cowddafi: Against COVID-19, all that eating healthy and working-out doesn't do squat.

Comorbidities say what?


...and today I learned what "Comorbidities" means.
 
2020-09-03 11:04:05 AM  
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2020-09-03 11:29:13 AM  

Akbar the Trappiste Monk: HOTY material right here


Came here to say this.
 
2020-09-03 12:41:23 PM  

Mooammar Al-Cowddafi: omnimancer28: Mooammar Al-Cowddafi: Against COVID-19, all that eating healthy and working-out doesn't do squat.

Comorbidities say what?

...and today I learned what "Comorbidities" means.


Blows up a starship and anything else around within a paraec?
 
2020-09-03 1:16:26 PM  
Cold, Subby.
 
2020-09-03 1:21:25 PM  
That legit sucks for him. I genuinely hope he and his are going to be okay.
 
2020-09-03 2:38:27 PM  
Glad to see the lights are still on in here.
 
2020-09-03 7:16:25 PM  
 
2020-09-03 7:16:38 PM  

Therion: Thread done in two. Somebody hit the lights.


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