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    More: Obvious, Prince, Prince Harry, Prince William of Wales, Royal family, Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, Monarch, Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom, Meghan Markle  
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2020-09-02 9:27:30 AM  
"A source tells In Touch..."

Yeah, I'm sure he was really looking forward to hanging out with the Cambridges at the Queen's summer residence.
 
2020-09-02 9:28:01 AM  
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2020-09-02 9:34:04 AM  
To be fair, there are a lot of us annoyed about being stuck in the USA right now.
 
2020-09-02 9:35:40 AM  
Harry, buddy, think of all that Californian ass you can sneak a peek at

Unless you'd rather be thinking of Her Majesty's hams
 
2020-09-02 9:40:59 AM  
I don't know whether to feel sorrier for the Prince, or the poor Kuwaitis running out of money.
 
2020-09-02 9:47:24 AM  
If only there were amazing things to see and do in California...sigh.

To be fair, the guy misses his family. Totally understandable.

To be even more fair, you can't relinquish your Superman powers and then be upset when a guy kicks your ass in a diner.
 
2020-09-02 10:05:11 AM  
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2020-09-02 10:06:44 AM  
"As you're well-aware if you have even a bb fledgling interest in the royals, "
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2020-09-02 10:07:38 AM  
I call bullshiat, it's not like he can't afford to at least rent a private plane, if he really wanted to go.
 
2020-09-02 10:08:17 AM  
They didn't have the BMW you wanted in the color you wanted already on the lot?
 
2020-09-02 10:09:11 AM  
I think Harry has come to realize that Meghan is far and away too much maintenance even for a royal
 
2020-09-02 10:12:28 AM  

NikolaiFarkoff: If only there were amazing things to see and do in California...sigh.

To be fair, the guy misses his family. Totally understandable.

To be even more fair, you can't relinquish your Superman powers and then be upset when a guy kicks your ass in a diner.


Is there really that much to see and do out there during a lockdown?

Agreed

Lol
 
2020-09-02 10:19:11 AM  
Pfft, I can top that.  My preferred brand of Spaghetti sauce wasn't in stock, I had to buy another brand!  I am outraged.
 
2020-09-02 10:25:01 AM  
Igor Jakovsky:

Is there really that much to see and do out there during a lockdown?

I just read yesterday that Yosemite is projected to have its quietest fall season in modern history. California is surprisingly quiet outside of the major cities/coasts.
 
2020-09-02 10:27:34 AM  
Sounds like one of his biggest problems is mouthy "insiders" greedy for tabloid cash.

I was all set to harp on him for supposedly wanting to shun the limelight and still seeking publicity, but almost all of these things are "sources say" or "an insider tells us" -type garbage.
 
2020-09-02 10:33:26 AM  
I was supposed to be vacationing with the royals in Balmoral too, it sucks I was going to defend my king of cornhole crown now that damn Middleton girl will get it uncontested.
 
2020-09-02 11:22:41 AM  
THEY WILL PAY!!!
 
2020-09-02 12:05:46 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: To be fair, there are a lot of us annoyed about being stuck in the USA right now.


So, when restrictions are lifted.......
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2020-09-02 12:15:40 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: To be fair, there are a lot of us annoyed about being stuck in the USA right now.

So, when restrictions are lifted.......
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Personally, I have a family funeral which is being delayed since none of us can get to Canada right now.
 
2020-09-02 12:20:09 PM  
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat:
Personally, I have a family funeral which is being delayed since none of us can get to Canada right now.

They waiting to die until you can get up there, or did they just stick the body in the freezer and wait for a good time?
 
2020-09-02 12:34:57 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: If only there were amazing things to see and do in California...sigh.

To be fair, the guy misses his family. Totally understandable.

To be even more fair, you can't relinquish your Superman powers and then be upset when a guy kicks your ass in a diner.


He sounds miserable.  She looks miserable.  I don't think this will last. He will go back to England and get his title back. And a messy divorce will follow.
 
2020-09-02 1:42:51 PM  

BullBearMS: They didn't have the BMW you wanted in the color you wanted already on the lot?


The leather seats weren't the right color. Oh and the stereo wasn't the top end series. Hmmph!

I want to see how Harry would deal with being a plebe office worker or a grocery stocker. Making sandwiches at Subway for entitled teens at the mall. Buck up, Harry! So you miss time with Gam-Gam at her summer castle. Big deal. He and Meg are "stuck" in a mansion in Santa Barbara. The horror of it all!
 
2020-09-02 2:03:41 PM  

Hooker with a Penis: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat:
Personally, I have a family funeral which is being delayed since none of us can get to Canada right now.

They waiting to die until you can get up there, or did they just stick the body in the freezer and wait for a good time?


The second one... except it's the opposite of the freezer.
 
2020-09-02 3:37:23 PM  
How dreadful. Steady on, good sir. We shall keep you in our prayers and in our hearts until your safe return.

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2020-09-02 4:12:12 PM  

Unscratchable_Itch: How dreadful. Steady on, good sir. We shall keep you in our prayers and in our hearts until your safe return.

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Dame Maggie had the best lines in that show.
 
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