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(NYPost)   Wear your mask, wash your hands, keep your distance, so the Little Green Men can't give you coronavirus 5G mind control antennas   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-09-02 9:03:14 AM  
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2020-09-02 10:29:48 AM  
TREAT NOW, HUMAN!
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2020-09-02 1:52:22 PM  
The aliens wouldn't use the 5g or corona virus to give us the ability to see them.
 
2020-09-02 1:53:50 PM  
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2020-09-02 1:53:54 PM  
OMG she tried to warn us

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2020-09-02 1:59:54 PM  
Correlates with an increased rate of alcohol consumption.
 
2020-09-02 2:00:33 PM  
Check out the correlation with excessive drinking.


/if excessive drinking were a thing
 
2020-09-02 2:00:45 PM  
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2020-09-02 2:00:59 PM  

eddie_irvine: Correlates with an increased rate of alcohol consumption.


I like the way you think
 
2020-09-02 2:01:41 PM  
Tinfoil hats spoiled the last mind control efforts by the CIA.

5G is a totally different beast.  It actually uses the moisture along your tongue as an antenna to redirect the waves to your brain.  Every time you open your mouth, they implant thoughts in your mind. Mouth breathers are super susceptible to this sort of mental attack.

The only way to prevent the mind control is to permanently cover your mouth with any sort of material.  The 5G does not penetrate fabric well.  So wear a mouth covering. Some sort of face mask is the only defense against the Chinese/Democrats seeking to control you.

If you see anyone out and around wearing a facemask, they know about this new form of mind control, they are your allies against the mind invaders.  Give them a thumbs up.

If you see someone without a mask, they may be a puppet/mind-zombie.  You can't trust them. They are the enemy, you can maybe break the mind control by yelling at them. But you have a small window, so yell at them to wear a mask and then they too won't get controlled in the future.

Only you can save humanity. Help the people who aren't wearing masks by screaming in their faces to make sure you break the mind control that has them.

We are all counting on you.
 
2020-09-02 2:08:27 PM  
my body is ready to be probed
 
2020-09-02 2:09:02 PM  
There's only one little green man I believe in:
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2020-09-02 2:42:21 PM  
UFO sightings are up 51 percent

This being 2020, I assume most of them are real.
 
2020-09-02 3:34:23 PM  
Who told you about the mind antennas, subby? WHO TOLD YOU?!?
 
2020-09-02 3:50:51 PM  
Starlink
 
2020-09-02 4:50:05 PM  
Know who else had 5G Mind Control Antennas?

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