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(Slate)   "Dear Stoya: I'm a 32 year-old straight woman who happens to be a virgin. I don't have any guy friends who'd be cool with a hooking; is it normal for someone like me to take a vacation and hook up with a legal prostitute? I figure it's a good idea"   (slate.com) divider line
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2020-09-02 3:58:51 AM  
Just go to a bar and hang around until last call.
 
2020-09-02 4:52:28 AM  
IF that letter was sincere, I think they gave her VERY good advice.
I wonder if she like gladiator movies, Billy?
 
2020-09-02 7:03:47 AM  
I'm Free Garvey. Pleased to meet you.
 
2020-09-02 7:24:05 AM  

bostonguy: Just go to a bar and hang around until last call.


Two things reading the police blotter and seeing the prostitute photos has taught me.  I don't want to employ a prostitute and there ain't no woman so ugly some guy won't fark her.
 
2020-09-02 7:58:05 AM  

vudukungfu: I'm Free Garvey. Pleased to meet you.

Fred Garvin if that was the reference you were going for.

She could also wait for a couple of wild and crazy guys!
 
2020-09-02 8:09:50 AM  
Quite legit. Quite legit indeed.

I'm getting to the age where one should be very cautious around a woman who doesn't have at least one child.

/ it doesn't mean that she's gonna skin you alive and wear your pelt around. It also doesn't mean that she won't skin you alive and wear your pelt around.
 
2020-09-02 8:12:10 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: vudukungfu: I'm Free Garvey. Pleased to meet you.
Fred Garvin if that was the reference you were going for.

She could also wait for a couple of wild and crazy guys!


Or for a Haddaway earworm.
 
2020-09-02 8:17:55 AM  

iheartscotch: I'm getting to the age where one should be very cautious around a woman who doesn't have at least one child.


I'm in my early 50s and been dating on and off since my wife passed several years ago. The real women to be cautious of are the ones who have never been in a long term relationship at this age. There is usually a reason.
 
2020-09-02 8:20:20 AM  

iheartscotch: I'm getting to the age where one should be very cautious around a woman who doesn't have at least one child.


I know quite a few women who do not want kids and are normal people with good jobs and partners.

I'd also add that I don't want kids, but I'm a TFer.
 
2020-09-02 8:41:44 AM  
Just get a t-shirt that says "I do butt stuff".

Or go lesbian, that would be my suggestion.
 
2020-09-02 8:56:45 AM  
Alternately, accept and celebrate your asexuality.
 
2020-09-02 8:57:22 AM  

Mugato: Just get a t-shirt that says "I do butt stuff".

Or go lesbian, that would be my suggestion.


"I do lesbian butt stuff."
 
2020-09-02 8:57:35 AM  
Have you tried not being ugly?
 
2020-09-02 9:01:54 AM  
If a 32-year-old woman can't find a guy friend willing to fark her, there's something wrong with her.  My guess is that she's on the wrong side of the hot/crazy graph.
 
2020-09-02 9:17:02 AM  

wage0048: If a 32-year-old woman can't find a guy friend willing to fark her, there's something wrong with her.  My guess is that she's on the wrong side of the hot/crazy graph.


You normally don't find out about the crazy until after/during the hook up so excuse my bluntness but she must be a dog.
 
2020-09-02 9:18:18 AM  

EvilEgg: there ain't no woman so ugly some guy won't fark her.


Mama June would be a prime example.
 
2020-09-02 9:30:31 AM  

iheartscotch: Quite legit. Quite legit indeed.

I'm getting to the age where one should be very cautious around a woman who doesn't have at least one child.

/ it doesn't mean that she's gonna skin you alive and wear your pelt around. It also doesn't mean that she won't skin you alive and wear your pelt around.



That's good advice - after I got divorced in my mid-30s, I found it very common for women in that age range to be focused entirely too much on the biological clock (including some who already had kids, but mostly those without). Owning a house and having a steady, decent-paying job made me something of a magnet for them.

That's not to say all of them - there are plenty of child-free women in that age range that were perfectly content to remain child-free (though most of those didn't care for the fact that I already had kids), but one should definitely keep his guard up.

/Was all in favor of dating moms though... Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom, really. Especially subby's mom, though waiting in that line was tedious.
//but trying to coordinate parenting schedules with dating schedules was almost impossible
///so farking glad I'm not trying to find a date anymore
 
2020-09-02 9:41:37 AM  
"I'm looking for Capitan Kirk"
 
2020-09-02 9:45:03 AM  
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2020-09-02 9:51:51 AM  

Mugato: wage0048: If a 32-year-old woman can't find a guy friend willing to fark her, there's something wrong with her.  My guess is that she's on the wrong side of the hot/crazy graph.

You normally don't find out about the crazy until after/during the hook up so excuse my bluntness but she must be a dog.


If you're already friends you should already have a good idea if she's crazy.

I bet she has a married friend who is willing to help her out if she's not after a relationship.
 
2020-09-02 9:59:41 AM  

Yellow Beard: EvilEgg: there ain't no woman so ugly some guy won't fark her.

Mama June would be a prime example.


Yo mama would be another
 
2020-09-02 10:23:02 AM  
Let's not forget that her kink is severing her partner's head.
 
2020-09-02 10:24:46 AM  
Give me a call
 
2020-09-02 10:31:26 AM  

Hooker with a Penis: Give me a call


User name checks out.
 
2020-09-02 10:51:40 AM  
It rarely happens with these letters, but in this case I'm inclined to say: sure, go ahead. You're an adult, you need something, you pay someone to provide it for you. Nobody would even bother to ask this question if it wasn't about sex. "I'm hungry and I can't cook. Is it normal to go to a restaurant?"
 
2020-09-02 11:29:17 AM  
Her door sign: 
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2020-09-02 11:30:29 AM  

fat boy: Yellow Beard: EvilEgg: there ain't no woman so ugly some guy won't fark her.

Mama June would be a prime example.

Yo mama would be another


She's been dead for years. I can't imagine anyone wanting to fark her now.
 
2020-09-02 12:04:26 PM  

vudukungfu: I'm Free Garvey. Pleased to meet you.


I read that as Steve Garvey.
 
2020-09-02 1:11:50 PM  

EvilEgg: bostonguy: Just go to a bar and hang around until last call.

Two things reading the police blotter and seeing the prostitute photos has taught me.  I don't want to employ a prostitute and there ain't no woman so ugly some guy won't fark her.


Options are better in places where it is legal.
 
2020-09-02 2:11:01 PM  
I bet she has a lot of cats.

/has a lot of cats
 
2020-09-02 3:21:43 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: [static.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x139]


elaborate system of trusses.
 
2020-09-02 5:41:27 PM  
For once Stoya was in her wheelhouse.
 
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