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2020-09-01 4:21:18 PM  
It's Tuesday.

I had an eye doctor appointment earlier and now...the light...it BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS...
 
2020-09-01 8:48:03 PM  

crypticsatellite: It's Tuesday.

I had an eye doctor appointment earlier and now...the light...it BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNS...


Good thing it's night now.  Watch out for the full moon.
 
2020-09-01 8:55:14 PM  
I think Oprah is really farking with us.  Cleopatra?
 
2020-09-01 8:58:40 PM  
Animal Planet has a Yeti show followed by a Mega Bear show.
 
2020-09-01 9:01:58 PM  
Happy Carrington Event Anniversary!
 
2020-09-01 9:02:26 PM  
Yes, more ancient things being...unearthed...
 
2020-09-01 9:05:37 PM  
https://spaceweather.com Has an article on how the Carrington Event is not so unique.
 
2020-09-01 9:05:57 PM  

IronTom: Animal Planet has a Yeti show followed by a Mega Bear show.


Wanna switch to that?
 
2020-09-01 9:06:15 PM  

crypticsatellite: Happy Carrington Event Anniversary!

Happy Carrington Event Anniversary to you too!


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2020-09-01 9:07:44 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: Animal Planet has a Yeti show followed by a Mega Bear show.

Wanna switch to that?


It is a hard choice, unearthings seems more sciencey, but Yetis seem more squatchy.
 
2020-09-01 9:08:04 PM  
Oooo, they just Science on the Yeti show.
 
2020-09-01 9:09:25 PM  
I think I've seen the Mega Bear show. It's the real deal, not the lame forced drama crap. If it's the same show I'm thinking of...
 
2020-09-01 9:10:20 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Animal Planet has a Yeti show followed by a Mega Bear show.

Wanna switch to that?

It is a hard choice, unearthings seems more sciencey, but Yetis seem more squatchy.


I'm on the squatchy by channel.
 
2020-09-01 9:10:53 PM  

crypticsatellite: https://spaceweather.com Has an article on how the Carrington Event is not so unique.


They should make a movie about it.  They have snow tornadoes, sharknados, meteor shows, all kinds of cataclysmic things to destroy the Earth.  Asylum could make a great Carrington Event show.
 
2020-09-01 9:11:27 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Animal Planet has a Yeti show followed by a Mega Bear show.

Wanna switch to that?

It is a hard choice, unearthings seems more sciencey, but Yetis seem more squatchy.

I'm on the squatchy by channel.


me too.  It looks well made.  I liked the drive along the mountainside path.
 
2020-09-01 9:12:58 PM  

crypticsatellite: I think I've seen the Mega Bear show. It's the real deal, not the lame forced drama crap. If it's the same show I'm thinking of...


There have been many bear sightings in my neighborhood.  A few years ago there was bear shiat out back.  It stunk.  The bears out back are not Mega Bears, they say.
 
2020-09-01 9:13:22 PM  
That pose is how the bear took a shiat in my backyard.
 
2020-09-01 9:14:31 PM  

IronTom: That pose is how the bear took a shiat in my backyard.


Hahahaahah
 
2020-09-01 9:15:38 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: I think I've seen the Mega Bear show. It's the real deal, not the lame forced drama crap. If it's the same show I'm thinking of...

There have been many bear sightings in my neighborhood.  A few years ago there was bear shiat out back.  It stunk.  The bears out back are not Mega Bears, they say.


Yeah, no. The Mega Bears are freaking HUGE. It's like almost approaching dinosaur levels.
 
2020-09-01 9:15:39 PM  
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Smells like resin.
 
2020-09-01 9:16:07 PM  

IronTom: That pose is how the bear took a shiat in my backyard.


Did you find any left over Charmin?
 
2020-09-01 9:16:27 PM  

IronTom: [cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x350]

Smells like resin.


It looks delicious!
 
2020-09-01 9:17:25 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: [cdn.images.express.co.uk image 590x350]

Smells like resin.

It looks delicious!


Bone Broth.
 
2020-09-01 9:18:11 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: That pose is how the bear took a shiat in my backyard.

Did you find any left over Charmin?


hahahahaha, just a soiled rabbit.
 
2020-09-01 9:20:27 PM  
A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shiat in the woods.
The bear asks the rabbit "Do you have a problem with shiat sticking to your fur?"
And the rabbit replies "No."
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.


Was gonna make it small print, but then I remembered your eyes.
 
2020-09-01 9:20:45 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: That pose is how the bear took a shiat in my backyard.

Did you find any left over Charmin?

hahahahaha, just a soiled rabbit.


Hahahahhha, I bet the rabbit was pissed off, too.
 
2020-09-01 9:21:35 PM  

IronTom: A bear and a rabbit are both taking a shiat in the woods.
The bear asks the rabbit "Do you have a problem with shiat sticking to your fur?"
And the rabbit replies "No."
So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Was gonna make it small print, but then I remembered your eyes.


Thank you. That came through loud and clear.

Though, I think my eyes are back to normal now.
 
2020-09-01 9:26:16 PM  
Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.
 
2020-09-01 9:27:14 PM  

IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.


Oh, it is in the first paragraph.
 
2020-09-01 9:29:12 PM  

IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.


Yes, it did.
 
2020-09-01 9:29:47 PM  

IronTom: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Oh, it is in the first paragraph.


Haahahhaa, I was thinking, did he read it?
 
2020-09-01 9:30:05 PM  
Our braaaaaaaaaaains
 
2020-09-01 9:30:08 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Yes, it did.


That would be cool to watch, and watch, since the TV wouldn't work, the cell phones wouldn't work, etc.
 
2020-09-01 9:30:35 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Oh, it is in the first paragraph.

Haahahhaa, I was thinking, did he read it?


Tried to get the gist of it in order to comment so intelligently.
 
2020-09-01 9:32:15 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Yes, it did.

That would be cool to watch, and watch, since the TV wouldn't work, the cell phones wouldn't work, etc.


You could read by it. That was mentioned, too.
 
2020-09-01 9:32:31 PM  
This guy tilts his head when he talks.  An affectation.
 
2020-09-01 9:32:32 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Oh, it is in the first paragraph.

Haahahhaa, I was thinking, did he read it?

Tried to get the gist of it in order to comment so intelligently.


I do the same, sometimes.
 
2020-09-01 9:33:13 PM  

IronTom: This guy tilts his head when he talks.  An affectation.


Maybe he pulled a muscle earlier in the day.
 
2020-09-01 9:34:16 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Yes, it did.

That would be cool to watch, and watch, since the TV wouldn't work, the cell phones wouldn't work, etc.

You could read by it. That was mentioned, too.


Wow.  You could simulate a Carrington event in your room at night with projectors.

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2020-09-01 9:35:06 PM  
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That's a big bear. Possibly mega.
 
2020-09-01 9:35:27 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Yes, it did.

That would be cool to watch, and watch, since the TV wouldn't work, the cell phones wouldn't work, etc.

You could read by it. That was mentioned, too.

Wow.  You could simulate a Carrington event in your room at night with projectors.

[i.pinimg.com image 300x214]


I recently got one! It's actually really cool.
 
2020-09-01 9:35:47 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: This guy tilts his head when he talks.  An affectation.

Maybe he pulled a muscle earlier in the day.


hahahahahaaha, "There I was, crawling through the Yeti cave, when a Yeti fell on me and I pulled a muscle."
 
2020-09-01 9:36:05 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Yes, it did.

That would be cool to watch, and watch, since the TV wouldn't work, the cell phones wouldn't work, etc.

You could read by it. That was mentioned, too.

Wow.  You could simulate a Carrington event in your room at night with projectors.

[i.pinimg.com image 300x214]

I recently got one! It's actually really cool.


The same thing?
 
2020-09-01 9:36:13 PM  
Can't quite read by it comfortably, though.
 
2020-09-01 9:36:48 PM  

crypticsatellite: [Fark user image 736x1098]


That's a big bear. Possibly mega.


Those people represent one meal.
 
2020-09-01 9:37:15 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Yes, it did.

That would be cool to watch, and watch, since the TV wouldn't work, the cell phones wouldn't work, etc.

You could read by it. That was mentioned, too.

Wow.  You could simulate a Carrington event in your room at night with projectors.

[i.pinimg.com image 300x214]

I recently got one! It's actually really cool.

The same thing?


A different one. I projects a star field and you can have "nebulae" slowing swirling around. Everything is blue.
 
2020-09-01 9:37:28 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: IronTom: Can't tell if the Carrington Event caused aurora that could be seen from Florida.

Yes, it did.

That would be cool to watch, and watch, since the TV wouldn't work, the cell phones wouldn't work, etc.

You could read by it. That was mentioned, too.

Wow.  You could simulate a Carrington event in your room at night with projectors.

[i.pinimg.com image 300x214]

I recently got one! It's actually really cool.


I have one, and it is really fun to watch the stars fly over the sky.
 
2020-09-01 9:37:43 PM  

IronTom: crypticsatellite: [Fark user image 736x1098]


That's a big bear. Possibly mega.

Those people represent one meal.


A light meal.
 
2020-09-01 9:38:30 PM  
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2020-09-01 9:38:36 PM  

crypticsatellite: IronTom: crypticsatellite: [Fark user image 736x1098]


That's a big bear. Possibly mega.

Those people represent one meal.

A light meal.


It could fit their whole head in it's mouth.
 
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