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(Some Guy)   "The Vatican is establishing a new department that will try to disassociate the reverence of the Virgin Mary with Italian organised crime." She'll make you an offer you couldn't refuse. Don't make her get her son, he will show you the wrath of God   ( divider line
    More: Weird, Mafia, Organized crime, Christianity, Mary, Sicily, Roman Catholic Church, Pontifical International Marian Academy, new department  
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2020-09-01 3:27:17 PM  
12 votes:
"We do not refer to the Virgin Mother as 'Mary with a cherry'."
2020-09-01 3:34:46 PM  
8 votes:
So they weren't wise men.  They were wise guys?
2020-09-01 2:54:55 PM  
6 votes:
"It's a Vatican message...the Virgin sleeps with the sturgeon."
2020-09-01 3:53:19 PM  
4 votes:
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Get on with it!

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2020-09-01 3:35:01 PM  
4 votes:
Leave the cross.

Take the cannoli.
2020-09-01 3:34:15 PM  
4 votes:
Nice savior ya got here in dis manger.  Real shame if sumtin were ta happen to it.
2020-09-01 3:30:39 PM  
4 votes:
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2020-09-01 9:06:33 PM  
2 votes:
I guess the Roman Catholic Church no longer wants to be...  Mary-d to the mob.
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2020-09-01 4:24:23 PM  
2 votes:
FACT: Mary the mother of Jesus lacks the qualifications to be ordained Catholic clergy. Her vagina, however virginal, disqualifies her.

This wouldn't be true in the early Church. Yes, modern Catholic women have fewer opportunities within Catholicism than Catholic women in the First Century.

Not categorically excluding half the people on Earth from the priesthood might go a long way in solving your endemic "priest shortage" you stupid misogynistic, pedophile-protecting homophobic dickholes.

But yes, your mafia connections are also a bad look.
2020-09-01 3:59:06 PM  
1 vote:

Weatherkiss: Because when I think of the major problems the Catholic Church should really solve immediately, it isn't raping kids, it's the optics of having the church associated with organized crime.

The two aren't necessarily unrelated.
2020-09-01 3:41:43 PM  
1 vote:

Rev. Skarekroe: Don't forget what happened last time a pope tried to cross the mob.

They left a dead bishop in the landing?
2020-09-01 3:41:00 PM  
1 vote:
Don't forget what happened last time a pope tried to cross the mob.
2020-09-01 3:36:32 PM  
1 vote:
These guys have much more important work to do. They've never issued a report on how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, and we're all waiting
2020-09-01 3:28:11 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe stop buttfarking little kids while youre at it, padre.
2020-09-01 2:14:09 PM  
1 vote:
Disconnecting the Catholic Church from organized crime? They basically invented it.
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