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(Some Guy)   "The Vatican is establishing a new department that will try to disassociate the reverence of the Virgin Mary with Italian organised crime." She'll make you an offer you couldn't refuse. Don't make her get her son, he will show you the wrath of God   (occrp.org) divider line
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2020-09-01 2:14:09 PM  
10 votes:
Disconnecting the Catholic Church from organized crime? They basically invented it.
 
2020-09-01 3:28:11 PM  
8 votes:
Cool.
Maybe stop buttfarking little kids while youre at it, padre.
 
2020-09-01 3:30:45 PM  
7 votes:
Because when I think of the major problems the Catholic Church should really solve immediately, it isn't raping kids, it's the optics of having the church associated with organized crime.
 
2020-09-01 4:14:31 PM  
5 votes:

Weatherkiss: Because when I think of the major problems the Catholic Church should really solve immediately, it isn't raping kids, it's the optics of having the church associated with organized crime.


I mean, technically the fact they covered up for pedophiles would make them an organized crime syndicate themselves. They're just a tax advantaged organized crime syndicate.
 
2020-09-01 4:24:23 PM  
3 votes:
FACT: Mary the mother of Jesus lacks the qualifications to be ordained Catholic clergy. Her vagina, however virginal, disqualifies her.

This wouldn't be true in the early Church. Yes, modern Catholic women have fewer opportunities within Catholicism than Catholic women in the First Century.

Not categorically excluding half the people on Earth from the priesthood might go a long way in solving your endemic "priest shortage" you stupid misogynistic, pedophile-protecting homophobic dickholes.

But yes, your mafia connections are also a bad look.
 
2020-09-01 4:14:16 PM  
2 votes:
"It's not religion! It's superstion!"
Really? Well that's enough to make a cat laugh. I don't know what I'd do if I absolutely had to leave a kid in the care of either a mafiosi or a monsignor.
 
2020-09-01 3:30:16 PM  
2 votes:
Unless It's the It's All  a Bunch of Total Bullshiat department, I don't give a fuq.
 
2020-09-01 6:42:54 PM  
1 vote:

NikolaiFarkoff: Disconnecting the Catholic Church from organized crime? They basically invented it.


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2020-09-01 4:46:14 PM  
1 vote:
In each and every Catholic thread

Christopher Hitchens on the Catholic Church
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2020-09-01 4:37:52 PM  
1 vote:
I like that baptism scene out of the Godfather:

"Do you renounce Satan" "I do"

BLAM BLAM BLAM

"And all of his works" "I do"

BLAM BLAM BLAM
 
2020-09-01 3:30:39 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-09-01 3:27:17 PM  
1 vote:
"We do not refer to the Virgin Mother as 'Mary with a cherry'."
 
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