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(CNN)   It's time to find out EXACTLY why Trump went to Walter Reed hospital last year   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Vice President of the United States, President of the United States, Joe Biden, Donald Trump v, medical staff, White House, Vice President Mike Pence, Trump's trip  
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2020-09-01 3:28:39 PM  
46 votes:
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2020-09-01 5:32:02 PM  
22 votes:
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2020-09-01 3:03:52 PM  
22 votes:
Knowing his dumb ass, it probably involved something with a warning about "4 hours" on it.
 
2020-09-01 1:47:56 PM  
18 votes:
By Chris Cillizza?

And isn't a list? Punctuated by emojis and littered with slang?

Which timeline is this?
 
2020-09-01 4:42:45 PM  
17 votes:
He managed to pee without it burning for once and got so excited he slipped and whacked his noggin?
 
2020-09-01 5:05:19 PM  
15 votes:
There to witness birth of a child...
...identity of mother anonymous.
...identity of father unknown.
 
2020-09-01 5:04:32 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-09-01 5:24:17 PM  
8 votes:
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2020-09-01 5:08:53 PM  
8 votes:

duppy: [Fark user image image 520x488]


Well, like the rest of him there's no way in hell his colon had a bright idea...
 
2020-09-01 5:08:01 PM  
8 votes:
We're not going to find out until he's long out of the White House, likely to protect national security. However, I hope he's still alive when they eventually share that he stroked out and pooped his pants.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:40 PM  
8 votes:
Syphilis spirochetes were launching themselves out of his ears.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:28 PM  
8 votes:
Who gives a fark? Why does it matter? It obviously doesn't matter to anyone who can do anything about it. It's not like Mitch and the other motherfarkers give a fark about having a babbling lunatic in the White House, they're fine with it. Obviously.

So let's move on. I mean, I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance, I'd put that shiat on repeat and if some sort of gagging noise managed to escape his puckered facehole, I'd make it a ringtone, but failing that, I don't give a shiat about his "health." As long as he's alive, I don't give a fark about it. The only report I want to see about his health is an autopsy.
 
2020-09-01 5:26:27 PM  
7 votes:

OldRod: Strokeahontas


LOL
I just googled "Strokeahontas"
No Trump but a list of very NSFW videos to choose from
 
2020-09-01 5:08:38 PM  
6 votes:
He got the same treatment Paul McCartney did in 1966
 
2020-09-01 5:23:24 PM  
5 votes:
Seeing "Strokeahontas" on Twitter... sounds like Trump got himself a new nickname
 
2020-09-01 5:07:16 PM  
5 votes:
Surgeon General will put out a statement that he was brought in because doctors were so astounded by him having the bigliest health of anyone they've ever known and wanted to see it for themselves. The fact that they might test his resistance to anesthesia via pure grit and determination (which he did successfully) is why Pence was on-hand.

And people will say "well, we have to assume it is true; accusing the Surgeon General of lying is a grave charge if we don't have evidence" and that will be that.
 
2020-09-01 5:18:38 PM  
4 votes:
Well we know he didnt go there to pay his taxes.
 
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2020-09-01 6:59:12 PM  
3 votes:
We know what happened: Trump has oldmanitis and had a flare-up. The doctors ran some tests, and ultimately concluded that the risk of his body and soul getting any further apart was truly minimal. He returned to the white house, where he remained until his next round of golf.

My question is, who the hell edited this article?
 
2020-09-01 5:38:11 PM  
3 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance, I'd put that shiat on repeat and if some sort of gagging noise managed to escape his puckered facehole, I'd make it a ringtone,...


Holy sh*t, how YOU doin'?
 
2020-09-01 5:15:20 PM  
3 votes:
Miss Teen USA bit off his mushroom cap.
 
2020-09-01 5:14:32 PM  
3 votes:

duppy: [Fark user image 520x488]


That is the cover of my next Melissa Etheridge / Slayer crossover album.
 
2020-09-01 5:05:52 PM  
3 votes:
I don't really give a shiat. Unless he doesn't or becomes comatose who gives a fark?
 
2020-09-01 5:02:34 PM  
3 votes:
Armageddon!
 
2020-09-01 7:08:09 PM  
2 votes:

FormlessOne: Adderall-induced cerebral vascular accident.


If only it could be a gram-negative sepsis where he underwent disseminated intervascular coagulation.  It would be glorious to behold.  Someone would sell tickets.
 
2020-09-01 6:53:40 PM  
2 votes:

DrD'isInfotainment: I'm thinking, a stint.


It's pronounced "stent."
 
2020-09-01 5:20:19 PM  
2 votes:
I think it is the only long term plan he has ever had. After he got back, one of his lawyers told him it was a great set up for after he is out of office, and the indictments start flowing. "Diminished capacity and unable to participate in his own defence".
 
2020-09-01 5:08:18 PM  
2 votes:

lolmao500: leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.

Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.


A leader is a fuhrer.
A representative is American.

It's an insult to describe any American politician as a leader.

The translation of fuhrer is leader.
 
2020-09-01 5:05:51 PM  
2 votes:

leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.


Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.
 
2020-09-01 5:04:25 PM  
2 votes:
Ooh. Is something going to happen when we find out?
 
2020-09-01 5:03:47 PM  
2 votes:
Clearly the collective attempts by Farkers to fry Donald J Trump's brain with psychic powers during his campaign pressers have been effective.

Keep it up!
 
2020-09-01 7:01:54 PM  
1 vote:

ABQGOD: Ooh. Is something going to happen when we find out?


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2020-09-01 6:32:04 PM  
1 vote:

C18H27NO3: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance

This is the sole reason I suffer through his pressers.


I hope the opposite as if he drops dead, they would memorialize him. If he died from "outside causes", they would make him a martyr. But if he lives, he will just be a disgrace. And an inmate. Really crossing fingers for the inmate part.
 
2020-09-01 6:22:05 PM  
1 vote:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance


This is the sole reason I suffer through his pressers.
 
2020-09-01 6:14:42 PM  
1 vote:

Purple_Urkle: Clearly the collective attempts by Farkers to fry Donald J Trump's brain with psychic powers during his campaign pressers have been effective.

Keep it up!


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2020-09-01 5:33:14 PM  
1 vote:
I'm thinking, a stint.
 
2020-09-01 5:11:45 PM  
1 vote:

AxiomJackson: [Fark user image 320x213] [View Full Size image _x_]


That always bugs me.  The coxswain, as far as I experienced it, doesn't sit there yelling 'stroke' every time you pull on the oar.  My (admittedly limited) experience was that the only time they did something remotely like that was to give timing to the rowers when we were modifying the ratio of time spent pulling vs recovering to the set position on each stroke as part of a power surge.  Other than that, they provide directions -- things like one side of the boat needing to pull harder to change course to avoid an obstacle.
 
2020-09-01 5:11:25 PM  
1 vote:

Glorious Golden Ass: The don't give patients cognitive assessments because they think their brain isn't damaged.


Maybe he'd passed some sort of observational psych. evaluation that he was suspected of being an imposter.
 
2020-09-01 5:10:35 PM  
1 vote:
That's o.k. subby , I'll  just read the same  kind of thread 15 threads south of this one.
 
2020-09-01 5:09:30 PM  
1 vote:
Mitch McConnell, Senate Majority Fuhrer.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:59 PM  
1 vote:

ABQGOD: Ooh. Is something going to happen when we find out?


No.
 
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