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2020-09-01 5:02:47 PM  
42 votes:
I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.
 
2020-09-01 5:05:48 PM  
39 votes:
The don't give patients cognitive assessments because they think their brain isn't damaged.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:28 PM  
19 votes:
Who gives a fark? Why does it matter? It obviously doesn't matter to anyone who can do anything about it. It's not like Mitch and the other motherfarkers give a fark about having a babbling lunatic in the White House, they're fine with it. Obviously.

So let's move on. I mean, I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance, I'd put that shiat on repeat and if some sort of gagging noise managed to escape his puckered facehole, I'd make it a ringtone, but failing that, I don't give a shiat about his "health." As long as he's alive, I don't give a fark about it. The only report I want to see about his health is an autopsy.
 
2020-09-01 5:05:51 PM  
17 votes:

leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.


Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.
 
2020-09-01 5:08:01 PM  
11 votes:
We're not going to find out until he's long out of the White House, likely to protect national security. However, I hope he's still alive when they eventually share that he stroked out and pooped his pants.
 
2020-09-01 5:13:13 PM  
10 votes:
Spoiler alert, we'll never find out until after he leaves office.  We should know if our president is no longer capable of being in the job. But, the Republicans would happily prop up his corpse.
 
2020-09-01 5:04:32 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-09-01 5:19:56 PM  
9 votes:
I actually worry that he might drop before the election. Any Republican other than Trump would probably get more votes than Trump will. A Republican victory would be a pretty bad outcome for the country even without Trump.
 
2020-09-01 5:15:11 PM  
9 votes:
My mom had 3 mini strokes a few years ago. She is not the same as she was before them,they left her more unsteady,she has seizures,gets easily upset. How Trump needed help down that ramp is the same way I have to walk with my mom down the ramp where we live.
 
2020-09-01 5:11:06 PM  
8 votes:
Whatever it was, there's a better than 99% chance that Trump and his goons will accuse Biden of having had that malady.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:33 PM  
8 votes:
What was that Star Trek (TOS) episode where it turned out the Nazi-guy was being manipulated from behind the scenes?

I'd like to think the same is with Trumphole but, sadly, I think he's doing it all on his own.

I don't want him to die until he's been living in a prison cell for at least a few years.
 
2020-09-01 5:41:22 PM  
7 votes:
I'd love for him to stroke out and end up as a vegetable and then have to watch as all of his kids are indicted after Jan 21.
 
2020-09-01 5:20:19 PM  
7 votes:
I think it is the only long term plan he has ever had. After he got back, one of his lawyers told him it was a great set up for after he is out of office, and the indictments start flowing. "Diminished capacity and unable to participate in his own defence".
 
2020-09-01 5:24:17 PM  
6 votes:
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2020-09-01 5:14:24 PM  
6 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Who gives a fark? Why does it matter? It obviously doesn't matter to anyone who can do anything about it. It's not like Mitch and the other motherfarkers give a fark about having a babbling lunatic in the White House, they're fine with it. Obviously.

So let's move on. I mean, I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance, I'd put that shiat on repeat and if some sort of gagging noise managed to escape his puckered facehole, I'd make it a ringtone, but failing that, I don't give a shiat about his "health." As long as he's alive, I don't give a fark about it. The only report I want to see about his health is an autopsy.


The best part is no one mentioned a stroke until bunkie did. He brought this on himself as usual so it is kind of important.
 
2020-09-01 5:10:00 PM  
6 votes:
Intellectually, stroking out and ending up as a vegetable would had been a step up for this moron.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:16 PM  
6 votes:
Surgeon General will put out a statement that he was brought in because doctors were so astounded by him having the bigliest health of anyone they've ever known and wanted to see it for themselves. The fact that they might test his resistance to anesthesia via pure grit and determination (which he did successfully) is why Pence was on-hand.

And people will say "well, we have to assume it is true; accusing the Surgeon General of lying is a grave charge if we don't have evidence" and that will be that.
 
2020-09-01 5:19:12 PM  
5 votes:
I want him to choke to death on his own tongue on live tv. Tonight.
 
2020-09-01 5:10:51 PM  
5 votes:

emersonbiggins: lolmao500: leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.

Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.

What if Trump was just the world's best political beta tester?  He found all the ways the American system can be subverted, broken or overthrown.  For that, I suppose I'm grateful.


problem is that he is finding all the features that no one in power thinks is a bug
 
2020-09-01 5:08:09 PM  
5 votes:

lolmao500: leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.

Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.


What if Trump was just the world's best political beta tester?  He found all the ways the American system can be subverted, broken or overthrown.  For that, I suppose I'm grateful.
 
2020-09-01 5:11:01 PM  
4 votes:

lolmao500: leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.

Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.


I want them to have to vote on ANYTHING that passes the other chamber.  It'll temper the derp and make everyone's record clear.
 
2020-09-01 5:03:47 PM  
4 votes:
Clearly the collective attempts by Farkers to fry Donald J Trump's brain with psychic powers during his campaign pressers have been effective.

Keep it up!
 
2020-09-01 7:08:09 PM  
3 votes:

FormlessOne: Adderall-induced cerebral vascular accident.


If only it could be a gram-negative sepsis where he underwent disseminated intervascular coagulation.  It would be glorious to behold.  Someone would sell tickets.
 
2020-09-01 6:28:09 PM  
3 votes:
"...leader of the free world..."

Bollocks.
 
2020-09-01 5:59:59 PM  
3 votes:

A Terrible Human: My mom had 3 mini strokes a few years ago. She is not the same as she was before them,they left her more unsteady,she has seizures,gets easily upset. How Trump needed help down that ramp is the same way I have to walk with my mom down the ramp where we live.


(shrug) Doesn't matter. The babbling lunatic in the White House is a useful idiot to Putin and traitors in the U.S. who don't care how many die as a result.

This should be clear by now.

Really, this should be the only response to your Republican friends, family, coworkers: they are traitors cheering on the deaths of Americans. There's no debate here. We can all see it happening right out in the open.
 
2020-09-01 5:51:57 PM  
3 votes:

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Who gives a fark? Why does it matter? It obviously doesn't matter to anyone who can do anything about it. It's not like Mitch and the other motherfarkers give a fark about having a babbling lunatic in the White House, they're fine with it. Obviously.

So let's move on. I mean, I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance, I'd put that shiat on repeat and if some sort of gagging noise managed to escape his puckered facehole, I'd make it a ringtone, but failing that, I don't give a shiat about his "health." As long as he's alive, I don't give a fark about it. The only report I want to see about his health is an autopsy.



I'd literally buy that.
 
2020-09-01 5:32:02 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-09-01 5:17:19 PM  
3 votes:

MelGoesOnTour: What was that Star Trek (TOS) episode where it turned out the Nazi-guy was being manipulated from behind the scenes?

I'd like to think the same is with Trumphole but, sadly, I think he's doing it all on his own.

I don't want him to die until he's been living in a prison cell for at least a few years.


'Patterns of Force'.

Of course, that guy was being kept drugged so that he couldn't do anything, not a stroke.
 
2020-09-01 7:50:45 PM  
2 votes:

New Rising Sun: AxiomJackson: [Fark user image 320x213] [View Full Size image _x_]

That always bugs me.  The coxswain, as far as I experienced it, doesn't sit there yelling 'stroke' every time you pull on the oar.  My (admittedly limited) experience was that the only time they did something remotely like that was to give timing to the rowers when we were modifying the ratio of time spent pulling vs recovering to the set position on each stroke as part of a power surge.  Other than that, they provide directions -- things like one side of the boat needing to pull harder to change course to avoid an obstacle.


You are pretty much on the money there. The cox is there to (a) steer - he controls the rudder - but carefully as applying the rudder can slow the boat down and affect its balance; (b) implement race strategy that has usually been decided beforehand and to amend the strategy as the race evolves; (c) tell the crew when to increase the stroke rate or to call for a "burn" (usually 10 or 20 strokes) to increase the lead to attempt to catch the other crew if behind. In the old days a cox would have a cox watch that they used to calculate stroke rate and a basic audio system. Nowadays they have complex "cox box" systems that provide a lot of data.
 
2020-09-01 6:52:27 PM  
2 votes:
Adderall-induced cerebral vascular accident.
 
2020-09-01 6:32:04 PM  
2 votes:

C18H27NO3: Smelly Pirate Hooker: I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance

This is the sole reason I suffer through his pressers.


I hope the opposite as if he drops dead, they would memorialize him. If he died from "outside causes", they would make him a martyr. But if he lives, he will just be a disgrace. And an inmate. Really crossing fingers for the inmate part.
 
2020-09-01 5:51:13 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-09-01 5:33:15 PM  
2 votes:

lolmao500: leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.

Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.


In the Senate at least, it doesn't really exist already. The Senate sets its own internal rules, so handing over all authority to a single Senator is just something that the Republican Senators all agreed to do.

Gives them a lot of protection against having to make politically tricky votes.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:59 PM  
2 votes:

ABQGOD: Ooh. Is something going to happen when we find out?


No.
 
2020-09-01 5:05:52 PM  
2 votes:
I don't really give a shiat. Unless he doesn't or becomes comatose who gives a fark?
 
2020-09-01 5:04:25 PM  
2 votes:
Ooh. Is something going to happen when we find out?
 
gcc [TotalFark]
2020-09-01 6:59:12 PM  
1 vote:
We know what happened: Trump has oldmanitis and had a flare-up. The doctors ran some tests, and ultimately concluded that the risk of his body and soul getting any further apart was truly minimal. He returned to the white house, where he remained until his next round of golf.

My question is, who the hell edited this article?
 
2020-09-01 6:08:41 PM  
1 vote:
Also need to find out who requested the cognitive test and why ..
 
2020-09-01 5:48:05 PM  
1 vote:

AurizenDarkstar: MelGoesOnTour: What was that Star Trek (TOS) episode where it turned out the Nazi-guy was being manipulated from behind the scenes?

I'd like to think the same is with Trumphole but, sadly, I think he's doing it all on his own.

I don't want him to die until he's been living in a prison cell for at least a few years.

'Patterns of Force'.

Of course, that guy was being kept drugged so that he couldn't do anything, not a stroke.


THANKS!  :)
 
2020-09-01 5:45:17 PM  
1 vote:

DrD'isInfotainment: I'm thinking, a stint.


Stent?  Possible.
 
2020-09-01 5:33:14 PM  
1 vote:
I'm thinking, a stint.
 
2020-09-01 5:23:24 PM  
1 vote:
Seeing "Strokeahontas" on Twitter... sounds like Trump got himself a new nickname
 
2020-09-01 5:11:45 PM  
1 vote:

AxiomJackson: [Fark user image 320x213] [View Full Size image _x_]


That always bugs me.  The coxswain, as far as I experienced it, doesn't sit there yelling 'stroke' every time you pull on the oar.  My (admittedly limited) experience was that the only time they did something remotely like that was to give timing to the rowers when we were modifying the ratio of time spent pulling vs recovering to the set position on each stroke as part of a power surge.  Other than that, they provide directions -- things like one side of the boat needing to pull harder to change course to avoid an obstacle.
 
2020-09-01 5:05:17 PM  
1 vote:
Pence for Republican Candidate!
 
2020-09-01 3:03:52 PM  
1 vote:
Knowing his dumb ass, it probably involved something with a warning about "4 hours" on it.
 
2020-09-01 1:47:56 PM  
1 vote:
By Chris Cillizza?

And isn't a list? Punctuated by emojis and littered with slang?

Which timeline is this?
 
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