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(CNN)   It's time to find out EXACTLY why Trump went to Walter Reed hospital last year   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-09-01 1:47:56 PM  
By Chris Cillizza?

And isn't a list? Punctuated by emojis and littered with slang?

Which timeline is this?
 
2020-09-01 3:03:52 PM  
Knowing his dumb ass, it probably involved something with a warning about "4 hours" on it.
 
2020-09-01 3:28:39 PM  
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2020-09-01 4:42:45 PM  
He managed to pee without it burning for once and got so excited he slipped and whacked his noggin?
 
2020-09-01 5:02:34 PM  
Armageddon!
 
2020-09-01 5:02:47 PM  
I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.
 
2020-09-01 5:03:47 PM  
Clearly the collective attempts by Farkers to fry Donald J Trump's brain with psychic powers during his campaign pressers have been effective.

Keep it up!
 
2020-09-01 5:04:25 PM  
Ooh. Is something going to happen when we find out?
 
2020-09-01 5:04:32 PM  
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2020-09-01 5:05:17 PM  
Pence for Republican Candidate!
 
2020-09-01 5:05:19 PM  
There to witness birth of a child...
...identity of mother anonymous.
...identity of father unknown.
 
2020-09-01 5:05:48 PM  
The don't give patients cognitive assessments because they think their brain isn't damaged.
 
2020-09-01 5:05:51 PM  

leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.


Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.
 
2020-09-01 5:05:52 PM  
I don't really give a shiat. Unless he doesn't or becomes comatose who gives a fark?
 
2020-09-01 5:07:16 PM  
Surgeon General will put out a statement that he was brought in because doctors were so astounded by him having the bigliest health of anyone they've ever known and wanted to see it for themselves. The fact that they might test his resistance to anesthesia via pure grit and determination (which he did successfully) is why Pence was on-hand.

And people will say "well, we have to assume it is true; accusing the Surgeon General of lying is a grave charge if we don't have evidence" and that will be that.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:28 PM  
Who gives a fark? Why does it matter? It obviously doesn't matter to anyone who can do anything about it. It's not like Mitch and the other motherfarkers give a fark about having a babbling lunatic in the White House, they're fine with it. Obviously.

So let's move on. I mean, I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance, I'd put that shiat on repeat and if some sort of gagging noise managed to escape his puckered facehole, I'd make it a ringtone, but failing that, I don't give a shiat about his "health." As long as he's alive, I don't give a fark about it. The only report I want to see about his health is an autopsy.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:33 PM  
What was that Star Trek (TOS) episode where it turned out the Nazi-guy was being manipulated from behind the scenes?

I'd like to think the same is with Trumphole but, sadly, I think he's doing it all on his own.

I don't want him to die until he's been living in a prison cell for at least a few years.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:40 PM  
Syphilis spirochetes were launching themselves out of his ears.
 
2020-09-01 5:07:59 PM  

ABQGOD: Ooh. Is something going to happen when we find out?


No.
 
2020-09-01 5:08:01 PM  
We're not going to find out until he's long out of the White House, likely to protect national security. However, I hope he's still alive when they eventually share that he stroked out and pooped his pants.
 
2020-09-01 5:08:09 PM  

lolmao500: leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.

Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.


What if Trump was just the world's best political beta tester?  He found all the ways the American system can be subverted, broken or overthrown.  For that, I suppose I'm grateful.
 
2020-09-01 5:08:18 PM  

lolmao500: leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.

Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.


A leader is a fuhrer.
A representative is American.

It's an insult to describe any American politician as a leader.

The translation of fuhrer is leader.
 
2020-09-01 5:08:38 PM  
He got the same treatment Paul McCartney did in 1966
 
2020-09-01 5:08:53 PM  

duppy: [Fark user image image 520x488]


Well, like the rest of him there's no way in hell his colon had a bright idea...
 
2020-09-01 5:09:30 PM  
Mitch McConnell, Senate Majority Fuhrer.
 
2020-09-01 5:10:00 PM  
Intellectually, stroking out and ending up as a vegetable would had been a step up for this moron.
 
2020-09-01 5:10:35 PM  
That's o.k. subby , I'll  just read the same  kind of thread 15 threads south of this one.
 
2020-09-01 5:10:51 PM  

emersonbiggins: lolmao500: leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.

Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.

What if Trump was just the world's best political beta tester?  He found all the ways the American system can be subverted, broken or overthrown.  For that, I suppose I'm grateful.


problem is that he is finding all the features that no one in power thinks is a bug
 
2020-09-01 5:11:01 PM  

lolmao500: leeksfromchichis: I don't care why.

It's time to bypass mitch and his unconstitutional deathgrip on the senate and reintroduce the rule of law.

Yup. The concept of leaders in the senate/house shouldnt exist. Its killing democracy.

It should be if the majority of senators/congresscritters want to vote on something, they do it, nobody can object.

The american system of ''democracy'' is old AF and it needs reforming.


I want them to have to vote on ANYTHING that passes the other chamber.  It'll temper the derp and make everyone's record clear.
 
2020-09-01 5:11:06 PM  
Whatever it was, there's a better than 99% chance that Trump and his goons will accuse Biden of having had that malady.
 
2020-09-01 5:11:25 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: The don't give patients cognitive assessments because they think their brain isn't damaged.


Maybe he'd passed some sort of observational psych. evaluation that he was suspected of being an imposter.
 
2020-09-01 5:11:27 PM  
We all know what this is gonna be. Trump having a panic attack associated with an exposure to COVID back in fall of 2019 but then he went on to do nothing and tell the country it was a dem hoax. and everyone will be outraged and nothing will be done about it
 
2020-09-01 5:11:45 PM  

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That always bugs me.  The coxswain, as far as I experienced it, doesn't sit there yelling 'stroke' every time you pull on the oar.  My (admittedly limited) experience was that the only time they did something remotely like that was to give timing to the rowers when we were modifying the ratio of time spent pulling vs recovering to the set position on each stroke as part of a power surge.  Other than that, they provide directions -- things like one side of the boat needing to pull harder to change course to avoid an obstacle.
 
2020-09-01 5:13:13 PM  
Spoiler alert, we'll never find out until after he leaves office.  We should know if our president is no longer capable of being in the job. But, the Republicans would happily prop up his corpse.
 
2020-09-01 5:14:24 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: Who gives a fark? Why does it matter? It obviously doesn't matter to anyone who can do anything about it. It's not like Mitch and the other motherfarkers give a fark about having a babbling lunatic in the White House, they're fine with it. Obviously.

So let's move on. I mean, I'd love it if he dropped dead in the middle of a public appearance, I'd put that shiat on repeat and if some sort of gagging noise managed to escape his puckered facehole, I'd make it a ringtone, but failing that, I don't give a shiat about his "health." As long as he's alive, I don't give a fark about it. The only report I want to see about his health is an autopsy.


The best part is no one mentioned a stroke until bunkie did. He brought this on himself as usual so it is kind of important.
 
2020-09-01 5:14:32 PM  

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That is the cover of my next Melissa Etheridge / Slayer crossover album.
 
2020-09-01 5:15:11 PM  
My mom had 3 mini strokes a few years ago. She is not the same as she was before them,they left her more unsteady,she has seizures,gets easily upset. How Trump needed help down that ramp is the same way I have to walk with my mom down the ramp where we live.
 
2020-09-01 5:15:20 PM  
Miss Teen USA bit off his mushroom cap.
 
2020-09-01 5:17:19 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: What was that Star Trek (TOS) episode where it turned out the Nazi-guy was being manipulated from behind the scenes?

I'd like to think the same is with Trumphole but, sadly, I think he's doing it all on his own.

I don't want him to die until he's been living in a prison cell for at least a few years.


'Patterns of Force'.

Of course, that guy was being kept drugged so that he couldn't do anything, not a stroke.
 
2020-09-01 5:18:38 PM  
Well we know he didnt go there to pay his taxes.
 
2020-09-01 5:19:00 PM  
Spoilers.

They won't.
 
2020-09-01 5:19:12 PM  
I want him to choke to death on his own tongue on live tv. Tonight.
 
2020-09-01 5:19:56 PM  
I actually worry that he might drop before the election. Any Republican other than Trump would probably get more votes than Trump will. A Republican victory would be a pretty bad outcome for the country even without Trump.
 
2020-09-01 5:20:19 PM  
I think it is the only long term plan he has ever had. After he got back, one of his lawyers told him it was a great set up for after he is out of office, and the indictments start flowing. "Diminished capacity and unable to participate in his own defence".
 
2020-09-01 5:23:24 PM  
Seeing "Strokeahontas" on Twitter... sounds like Trump got himself a new nickname
 
2020-09-01 5:24:17 PM  
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2020-09-01 5:24:58 PM  

MelGoesOnTour: What was that Star Trek (TOS) episode where it turned out the Nazi-guy was being manipulated from behind the scenes?



Or the talking head in That Hideous Strength.
 
2020-09-01 5:26:27 PM  

OldRod: Strokeahontas


LOL
I just googled "Strokeahontas"
No Trump but a list of very NSFW videos to choose from
 
2020-09-01 5:32:02 PM  
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2020-09-01 5:33:14 PM  
I'm thinking, a stint.
 
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