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(TC Palm)   You might want to take a break from smoking pot when you start pooping marijuana   (tcpalm.com) divider line
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2020-09-01 9:09:26 AM  
leave that to german shepherds.
 
2020-09-01 10:05:15 AM  
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A little Maui Wowie with some Labrador mixed in.
 
2020-09-01 10:50:58 AM  

xanadian: A little Maui Wowie with some Labrador mixed in.


dammit, I farked it up.
 
2020-09-01 11:22:28 AM  
Leave your guns and weed at home, dude.
 
2020-09-01 11:22:34 AM  
Was it good shiat?
 
2020-09-01 11:23:11 AM  
Duuuuude....   You're not, like, my supervisor, man.
 
2020-09-01 11:23:20 AM  
So this is how you grow the best weed!
 
2020-09-01 11:23:50 AM  
Hydroponics are popping up everywhere.
 
2020-09-01 11:25:36 AM  
OK, I'm done, here you go Editor.
Wait a minute, this is confusing to our readers.  You should probably explain this cryptic terminology.
Will do, sir.

The bag was "covered" in poop, also known as feces, according to the report.
 
2020-09-01 11:25:47 AM  
It's been legal in my state for nearly a decade now and it's really hard to read stories like this and realize that lives are still being ruined because of gov't prohibition. 

This is America and there is no reason that person shouldn't be able to legally enjoy sticking pot up his butt.
 
2020-09-01 11:27:29 AM  
Civet coffee
Dog weed
 
2020-09-01 11:28:15 AM  
I eat my weight in edible cannabis every day during this clusterfark administration so pretty sure it's in the poop.  Do not care.
 
2020-09-01 11:32:05 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Duuuuude....   You're not, like, my supervisor, man.


I don't know how it's possible that we both came up with the exact same obscure joke but you beat me to it.
 
2020-09-01 11:32:31 AM  
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True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.
 
2020-09-01 11:33:18 AM  
Pooping marijuana is the name of my Dave Matthews cover band.
 
2020-09-01 11:34:29 AM  
How do you find a foreign object in a persons stomach?  They xray you?
 
2020-09-01 11:34:36 AM  
A nurse and a cop dug through someone's shiat in order to bust them for an 1/8 of weed.

While I hope everyone enjoyed themselves, that seems like a poor use of taxpayer dollars.
 
2020-09-01 11:35:05 AM  

cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.


You're welcome.
 
2020-09-01 11:35:30 AM  
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2020-09-01 11:37:12 AM  
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2020-09-01 11:38:08 AM  
Man.   I would hate to take the lab for the class that gave me "training and experience" to identify substances in sh*t.

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2020-09-01 11:38:53 AM  
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That's Some Good Shait
 
2020-09-01 12:04:58 PM  

Prevailing Wind: Man.   I would hate to take the lab for the class that gave me "training and experience" to identify substances in sh*t.

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You haven't lived until you've dug West Indian lilac berries out of dino doo doo.
 
2020-09-01 12:19:15 PM  
legalize it already
 
2020-09-01 12:30:09 PM  

Skeleton Man: cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.

You're welcome.


Puff puff pass... butthole.  :/

:P
 
2020-09-01 12:32:37 PM  
I forget who it was at a Comedy Central Roast that said that Snoop Dogg "probably shiats hemp."
 
2020-09-01 12:46:58 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.


That is one happy-looking dog.
 
2020-09-01 12:49:12 PM  
The "Off The Beat: He had marijuana coming out of his WHAT?!?!" headline reminds me of the Chatterbox Lunchbox they confiscated from me in elementary school.

THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN THE WORLD!


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2020-09-01 1:31:48 PM  

Brofar: legalize it already


It is... but it ain't the utopia you'd think it would be.

/Washington
// NO! The OTHER Washington
/// State
//// The state of dysfunction
 
2020-09-01 1:46:51 PM  

cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.


O_o

And here I was thinking you got raptured again...reality is so much weirder.

/glad to see you back ;)
 
2020-09-01 2:50:28 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.

O_o

And here I was thinking you got raptured again...reality is so much weirder.

/glad to see you back ;)


2 months... 2 months of poo dirt and poo water in my basement and my HVAC unit.  :(
 
2020-09-01 2:52:06 PM  

cloudofdust: A nurse and a cop dug through someone's shiat in order to bust them for an 1/8 of weed.

While I hope everyone enjoyed themselves, that seems like a poor use of taxpayer dollars.


Do you have any idea how much that is in Beckys?
 
2020-09-01 3:00:26 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.

O_o

And here I was thinking you got raptured again...reality is so much weirder.

/glad to see you back ;)

2 months... 2 months of poo dirt and poo water in my basement and my HVAC unit.  :(


I would think the weed would smell heavenly to you after all that.
 
2020-09-01 3:01:51 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.

O_o

And here I was thinking you got raptured again...reality is so much weirder.

/glad to see you back ;)

2 months... 2 months of poo dirt and poo water in my basement and my HVAC unit.  :(


You have some awful luck, woman...someday it statistically has to turn around for ya.  I suggest investing heavily in lotto tickets :P

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Hope it gets fixed soon!
 
2020-09-01 3:17:07 PM  

Mikeyworld: Brofar: legalize it already

It is... but it ain't the utopia you'd think it would be.

/Washington
// NO! The OTHER Washington
/// State
//// The state of dysfunction


I never said it would be a utopia.....?
 
2020-09-01 3:22:05 PM  

Skeleton Man: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.

O_o

And here I was thinking you got raptured again...reality is so much weirder.

/glad to see you back ;)

2 months... 2 months of poo dirt and poo water in my basement and my HVAC unit.  :(

I would think the weed would smell heavenly to you after all that.


One would think... but this was so strong it was giving me a headache.
 
2020-09-01 3:23:48 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.

O_o

And here I was thinking you got raptured again...reality is so much weirder.

/glad to see you back ;)

2 months... 2 months of poo dirt and poo water in my basement and my HVAC unit.  :(

You have some awful luck, woman...someday it statistically has to turn around for ya.  I suggest investing heavily in lotto tickets :P

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Hope it gets fixed soon!


It gets better. 2 days ago lighting struck my tree and split it down the center.  Looking at a huge bill to remove it.  Today the check engine light came on in the truck.  :,(
 
2020-09-01 3:31:10 PM  

cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.

O_o

And here I was thinking you got raptured again...reality is so much weirder.

/glad to see you back ;)

2 months... 2 months of poo dirt and poo water in my basement and my HVAC unit.  :(

You have some awful luck, woman...someday it statistically has to turn around for ya.  I suggest investing heavily in lotto tickets :P

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Hope it gets fixed soon!

It gets better. 2 days ago lighting struck my tree and split it down the center.  Looking at a huge bill to remove it.  Today the check engine light came on in the truck.  :,(


O_O

God damn...at least make a baseball bat out of that tree and give it to Robert Redford or something.

I genuinely hope that things turn around for you soon...you don't deserve having to deal with that much (literal and figurative) shiat.
 
2020-09-01 3:52:15 PM  
Have those brownies taught you nothing?
 
2020-09-01 4:07:10 PM  
You might want to take a break from being a jack booted thug when you find it somehow necessary to search for flower buds in someone's pooper.
 
2020-09-01 4:19:12 PM  

guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: guestguy: cowgirl toffee: [10buds.com image 810x350]

True experience... plumbers are here now. I had a bust in a cast iron pipe under slab. It flooded the basement. Insurance set me, my dogs and my cat in a motel till its fixed.  Anyway... some assh0le at the motel was smoking pot right outside my door. The whole room smells like pot now. I asked if he was going to share, and he walked away.  Thanks.  Thanks guy for making every stitch of clothing I brought with me stink like pot.

O_o

And here I was thinking you got raptured again...reality is so much weirder.

/glad to see you back ;)

2 months... 2 months of poo dirt and poo water in my basement and my HVAC unit.  :(

You have some awful luck, woman...someday it statistically has to turn around for ya.  I suggest investing heavily in lotto tickets :P

[media1.tenor.com image 350x196] [View Full Size image _x_]

Hope it gets fixed soon!

It gets better. 2 days ago lighting struck my tree and split it down the center.  Looking at a huge bill to remove it.  Today the check engine light came on in the truck.  :,(

O_O

God damn...at least make a baseball bat out of that tree and give it to Robert Redford or something.

I genuinely hope that things turn around for you soon...you don't deserve having to deal with that much (literal and figurative) shiat.


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It will be alright.  :)
 
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