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(NHL)   Surprisingly there isn't a site for (potentially) that most favorite day in professional hockey, Canada Elimination Day. First we have to see if the Isles can send Gritty & the Flyers home at 7 PM ET. After that Vegas can put the harpoon in the Canucks   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-09-01 1:24:01 AM  
Posting before my TF runs out.  Canada Elimination Day is like Christmas, except for hockey.  And yes, feel free to take shots at me and the Sharks.  Because we are a family.  We fight each other, but we don't take shiat from anyone else.  Especially those NBA thread wannabes.
 
2020-09-01 1:29:48 AM  
Still pissed.

Whatever. Go ANYONE BUT TAMPA
 
2020-09-01 1:37:08 AM  

fatalvenom: Still pissed.

Whatever. Go ANYONE BUT TAMPA


As a Sharks fan, been pissed since the beginning. But it's still hockey, and this year we get to come up with Milbury jokes.  There's no losers here.
 
2020-09-01 1:45:03 AM  
Mike Milbury trained the Lokomotiv pilots
 
2020-09-01 1:46:33 AM  
Mike Milbury formulated New Coke and Crystal Pepsi
 
2020-09-01 1:50:38 AM  
Mike Milbury eats chicken wings with ranch.
Joe Rogan 's Blue Cheese with Wings Moment
Youtube tXwakHd0UU0
 
2020-09-01 2:03:35 AM  
Mike Milbury thinks Caddyshack 2 is better than the original.
 
2020-09-01 2:17:58 AM  
Mike Milbury thinks Pierre should keep talking.
 
2020-09-01 2:26:13 AM  

Count_Crackula: Mike Milbury thinks Pierre should keep talking.


Mike Milbury is jealous of Pierre and Cindy's relayionship.
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2020-09-01 2:30:37 AM  
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2020-09-01 2:33:16 AM  
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2020-09-01 2:41:48 AM  
I don't know which Farker msde this, but it's the first time I've seen Fark on GIS.  You are internet almost famous.  I mean, you were on the first page.  Congrats.
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2020-09-01 2:45:26 AM  
Even Grapes hates Mike Milbury
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2020-09-01 6:27:00 AM  
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2020-09-01 6:56:40 AM  
Milbury still wants an Arch Deluxe
 
2020-09-01 7:03:34 AM  
Mike Milbury drives around in fog with his high beams on.

_/where did my backyard go?
_/_/I swear it was there last night right before bed when I let the dog out
 
2020-09-01 7:05:04 AM  
Milbury saves catalogues his toe nail clippings
 
2020-09-01 7:05:15 AM  
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2020-09-01 7:58:29 AM  
Milbury roots for the Leafs
 
2020-09-01 8:12:12 AM  

andychrist420: Mike Milbury formulated New Coke and Crystal Pepsi


And got Zima.

Sad/not sad. Still better than losing due to Too Much Man to the Habs.
 
2020-09-01 9:25:53 AM  
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2020-09-01 9:39:23 AM  
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Mornin everybody.

I can't decide whether I should never have gone on vacation, or whether I should never have come back.

/both
 
2020-09-01 10:19:47 AM  
Mike Milbury wears crocs.
 
2020-09-01 10:40:42 AM  
Mike Milbury co-wrote the Star Wars prequels with George Lucas.
 
2020-09-01 11:02:17 AM  
Mike Milbury double dips. Especially these days.
 
2020-09-01 11:10:49 AM  
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....eventually. But not today.
 
2020-09-01 11:11:58 AM  

fatalvenom: Milbury roots for the Leafs


BOOOOO
 
2020-09-01 11:41:36 AM  

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....eventually. But not today.


Have you forgotten?

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2020-09-01 11:47:31 AM  
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2020-09-01 11:49:30 AM  

desertgeek: sno man: [Fark user image 850x566]
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....eventually. But not today.

Have you forgotten?

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Funny enough, the Raptors play today before the hockey and after the rain is supposed to start.. yardwork for now though..
 
2020-09-01 1:05:25 PM  

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2020-09-01 5:21:22 PM  
Potential badge post, have stuff going on this evening and don't know when I will be free to watch.
 
2020-09-01 6:04:27 PM  
Even I like Canada elimination day if it's the Canucks getting eliminated.

Vegas is my bandwagon team because I obviously hate Dallas and I hate the Avalanche too.

Don't even get me started on Tampa.

The Isles are ok. I have no strong feelings one way or the other.


At least with the Flames out, I can just watch and appreciate good hockey and root for bonus hockey.
 
2020-09-01 6:16:07 PM  
Mike Milbury likes the Smurfs.
 
2020-09-01 6:31:25 PM  
Mike Milbury is smarter than the influenza virus, but only just.
 
2020-09-01 6:33:26 PM  
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2020-09-01 6:33:44 PM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-09-01 6:38:17 PM  
My TF expired this morning, too.  I'll re-up sometime tonight.  Catch you reprobates later.
 
2020-09-01 6:39:06 PM  
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2020-09-01 6:47:18 PM  
hockey!
 
2020-09-01 6:47:52 PM  
Gotta wonder if Pierre is going to keep the beard beyond the playoffs.

Sorry for the size, always wanted to post a giant penis pic on fark.

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2020-09-01 6:51:37 PM  

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My God, that poor child.  What could he possibly have ever done to deserve that horrible fate?

Forced to wear an Islanders cap, dear lord...
 
2020-09-01 7:01:16 PM  

caira: sno man: [Fark user image image 850x566]

My God, that poor child.  What could he possibly have ever done to deserve that horrible fate?

Forced to wear an Islanders cap, dear lord...


The kid is innocent. This original Gritty 'shop was the inspiration for mine with the woman and dog, I revisited this one with the hat & soon, for tonight.
 
2020-09-01 7:02:25 PM  

andychrist420: fatalvenom: Still pissed.

Whatever. Go ANYONE BUT TAMPA

As a Sharks fan, been pissed since the beginning. But it's still hockey, and this year we get to come up with Milbury jokes.  There's no losers here.


As a Wings fan....
Gods I wish I still drank.
 
2020-09-01 7:08:36 PM  

Aezetyr: andychrist420: fatalvenom: Still pissed.

Whatever. Go ANYONE BUT TAMPA

As a Sharks fan, been pissed since the beginning. But it's still hockey, and this year we get to come up with Milbury jokes.  There's no losers here.

As a Wings fan....
Gods I wish I still drank.


Hey, you had 20+ years of playoff appearances. A couple of seasons in the wilderness won't kill you, unless you're Edmonton.
 
2020-09-01 7:08:52 PM  
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JESUS CHRIST I DIDNT STOP DRINKING FOR 4 MONTHS FOR 5 AND OUT
 
2020-09-01 7:10:38 PM  

Rev.K: Even I like Canada elimination day if it's the Canucks getting eliminated.

Vegas is my bandwagon team because I obviously hate Dallas and I hate the Avalanche too.

Don't even get me started on Tampa.

The Isles are ok. I have no strong feelings one way or the other.


At least with the Flames out, I can just watch and appreciate good hockey and root for bonus hockey.


So much this.  And if a game goes long, I have to be back at work at midnight anyway.
 
2020-09-01 7:11:27 PM  

WhiskeySticks: Gotta wonder if Pierre is going to keep the beard beyond the playoffs.

Sorry for the size, always wanted to post a giant penis pic on fark.

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Can't grow on the top, grow on the bottom. vs. Sidney that can't grow on the bottom if he had to, but has a full top... I'm not euphemising. Really.
 
2020-09-01 7:11:29 PM  
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2020-09-01 7:13:22 PM  
A bit of scheduling news that I came across this morning but didn't have time to put in here:

If the Isles finish the Flyers off tonight, there is a chance that they'll start the Eastern Conference Finals in the Toronto bubble before moving them over to Edmonton after the West gets down to 2 teams.
 
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