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2020-08-31 6:56:06 PM  
Seems there was a god reason Paul was with Roman last night. I mean, aside from the fact it cemented him as a heel at the moment. Brock is a free agent at the moment, which could explain why they pulled all his merch off the website but still have his bio up there. 

Wade Barrett is in discussion for a full-time announcer role and they signed a few people from EVOLVE (2 of which had in the last little while showed up on DARK...no one really of note though).
 
2020-08-31 7:32:28 PM  
I'm supposed to have a seat in Thunderdome tonight, but I haven't received my link yet. I am sad. You could have all seen me on there looking fantastic.

I was going to switch with my kid halfway through (after he gets back from golf), and he was going to wear his Fiend mask. He'll be super disappointed that we couldn't get in.
 
2020-08-31 7:33:23 PM  

isamudyson: Seems there was a god reason Paul was with Roman last night. I mean, aside from the fact it cemented him as a heel at the moment. Brock is a free agent at the moment, which could explain why they pulled all his merch off the website but still have his bio up there.


..that and they were paying Paul a lot of money to not really do anything, so they had to use him -somehow-.
 
2020-08-31 7:34:15 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm supposed to have a seat in Thunderdome tonight, but I haven't received my link yet. I am sad. You could have all seen me on there looking fantastic.

I was going to switch with my kid halfway through (after he gets back from golf), and he was going to wear his Fiend mask. He'll be super disappointed that we couldn't get in.


Were you going to tOut Thunderdome your taint?
 
2020-08-31 7:35:22 PM  

The Bestest: We Ate the Necco Wafers: I'm supposed to have a seat in Thunderdome tonight, but I haven't received my link yet. I am sad. You could have all seen me on there looking fantastic.

I was going to switch with my kid halfway through (after he gets back from golf), and he was going to wear his Fiend mask. He'll be super disappointed that we couldn't get in.

Were you going to tOut Thunderdome your taint?


Until my kid got there or they kicked me off. Whichever came first.
 
2020-08-31 7:40:02 PM  

The Bestest: isamudyson: Seems there was a god reason Paul was with Roman last night. I mean, aside from the fact it cemented him as a heel at the moment. Brock is a free agent at the moment, which could explain why they pulled all his merch off the website but still have his bio up there.

..that and they were paying Paul a lot of money to not really do anything, so they had to use him -somehow-.


They've been paying Paul to not do anything since they saddled him with his boy PartTime Bork 8 and a half years ago
 
2020-08-31 7:43:03 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: They've been paying Paul to not do anything since they saddled him with his boy PartTime Bork 8 and a half years ago


He was running Raw until a few months ago and its not sure he was actually doing anything (backstage or otherwise) since he was forced out, but they were still paying him.
 
2020-08-31 7:46:56 PM  
fantasy booking..

Heel Roman with Paul at his side runs wild straight through to 'Mania, where he seems about to get his comeuppance by *insert face here* until we get a run-in by Bork and...


..CM Punk
 
2020-08-31 7:56:45 PM  

The Bestest: fantasy booking..

Heel Roman with Paul at his side runs wild straight through to 'Mania, where he seems about to get his comeuppance by *insert face here* until we get a run-in by Bork and...


..CM Punk


Yeah, this had led to rampant CM Punk fantasy booking, it'd flop worse than Bluetista, but not as bad as Punk's UFC run.
 
2020-08-31 7:57:15 PM  
If we're doing fantasy booking, how about this one:

Paul Heyman is on Smackdown now. AJ Styles was moved to Smackdown to get away from Paul Heyman. Turn AJ face and put him against Roman Reigns. Real heat and awesome matches abound!
 
2020-08-31 7:57:20 PM  

isamudyson: Seems there was a god reason Paul was with Roman last night. I mean, aside from the fact it cemented him as a heel at the moment. Brock is a free agent at the moment, which could explain why they pulled all his merch off the website but still have his bio up there. 

Wade Barrett is in discussion for a full-time announcer role and they signed a few people from EVOLVE (2 of which had in the last little while showed up on DARK...no one really of note though).


Mauro's gone, hopefully Barrett gets that spot.
 
2020-08-31 7:58:08 PM  

NKURyan: If we're doing fantasy booking, how about this one:

Paul Heyman is on Smackdown now. AJ Styles was moved to Smackdown to get away from Paul Heyman. Turn AJ face and put him against Roman Reigns. Real heat and awesome matches abound!


Heyman definitely doesn't care about playing off real life heat, so why not?
 
2020-08-31 7:58:53 PM  
Since we won't be going to Suplex City for a while, where will Roman take people? The Luau? The Shelter? The Junkyard? The Vet's Office?
 
2020-08-31 7:59:54 PM  

isamudyson: Since we won't be going to Suplex City for a while, where will Roman take people? The Luau? The Shelter? The Junkyard? The Vet's Office?


Spear City?
 
2020-08-31 8:02:16 PM  
Farking Comcast's streaming took a Orton just as the show was coming on.
 
2020-08-31 8:03:07 PM  

isamudyson: Farking Comcast's streaming took a Orton just as the show was coming on.


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2020-08-31 8:03:21 PM  

indybill23: NKURyan: If we're doing fantasy booking, how about this one:

Paul Heyman is on Smackdown now. AJ Styles was moved to Smackdown to get away from Paul Heyman. Turn AJ face and put him against Roman Reigns. Real heat and awesome matches abound!

Heyman definitely doesn't care about playing off real life heat, so why not?


The rumor though is they're gonna turn Bray face and that's gonna be the feud
 
2020-08-31 8:04:39 PM  
I don't know why they keep pushing "Connor's Cure". If they haven't raised enough by now to save the kid, it\s just not happening.


/I know, window seat...
 
2020-08-31 8:05:32 PM  
Maybe Joe will come out of semi-retirement and team up with Roman. They can be the Samoan Joes.

/Shamelessly stolen from some other thread.
 
2020-08-31 8:05:32 PM  

NKURyan: If we're doing fantasy booking, how about this one:

Paul Heyman is on Smackdown now. AJ Styles was moved to Smackdown to get away from Paul Heyman. Turn AJ face and put him against Roman Reigns. Real heat and awesome matches abound!


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2020-08-31 8:08:27 PM  
I thought they did away with automatic rematches, Randy?
 
2020-08-31 8:09:35 PM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: Maybe Joe will come out of semi-retirement and team up with Roman. They can be the Samoan Joes.

/Shamelessly stolen from some other thread.


Boo this man. Boo him. Then hit him with rocks. Big rocks.
 
2020-08-31 8:10:04 PM  
Lee's music isn't terrible. It's not good, but it's not terrible.
 
2020-08-31 8:10:36 PM  
OK, that's kinda funny.

Also...

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2020-08-31 8:11:43 PM  
Rumor has it Lee goes on to win title and turn heel as Vince sees him as a great heel ala Bork.
 
2020-08-31 8:12:16 PM  
Nope, still not sold on Keith Lee's new music. Looks like they did away with the culottes though.

What's up, marks!
 
2020-08-31 8:12:32 PM  
If Keith Lee ever says "You have done remarkable things", I'll know he got his speech pattern from the main bad guy in Serenity.
 
2020-08-31 8:13:39 PM  
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2020-08-31 8:14:11 PM  
Well, if they need someone to bounce off of Lee, Ziggles is a pretty good choice.
 
2020-08-31 8:22:07 PM  
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2020-08-31 8:25:57 PM  

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I love how that dad just drops his kid to catch Cole in this.
 
2020-08-31 8:27:38 PM  

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I loved that spot! Ridiculous? Yes. But I loved it!
 
2020-08-31 8:28:38 PM  
there's the Spirit Bomb sell I was looking for
 
2020-08-31 8:28:41 PM  
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2020-08-31 8:31:39 PM  
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2020-08-31 8:31:45 PM  
I hate this team already.. this is some cringey, tropey shiat
 
2020-08-31 8:32:09 PM  
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2020-08-31 8:37:10 PM  
I told mom earlier that Nia & Shayna won the tag belts and she was upset as she loves Bayley. Shana is "OK" in her book.
 
2020-08-31 8:38:03 PM  
Something something Damn Charly....
 
2020-08-31 8:38:44 PM  
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2020-08-31 8:39:22 PM  
Lana's in ring gear...
 
2020-08-31 8:39:55 PM  
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2020-08-31 8:40:49 PM  

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My IG feed is so many FSU sorority girls.
 
2020-08-31 8:41:55 PM  
Get home from birthday dinner with the folks and the first thing I see is Natty and Lana with mics? "Because fark me, that's why!!!"
 
2020-08-31 8:42:01 PM  
Beat the Clock > three matches then a triple threat.
 
2020-08-31 8:42:08 PM  
Lana berates Mikie for not changing up gear while she's wearing gear that says Lana Day.
 
2020-08-31 8:42:56 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Get home from birthday dinner with the folks and the first thing I see is Natty and Lana with mics? "Because fark me, that's why!!!"


My birthday is Friday, who knows what I'll get.
 
2020-08-31 8:44:04 PM  

Eddie T. Head: Lana berates Mikie for not changing up gear while she's wearing gear that says Lana Day.


lol.. I'm glad that irony dawned on someone else
 
2020-08-31 8:44:54 PM  
I genuinely hope Nia/Shayna hold the tag straps forever.
 
2020-08-31 8:45:21 PM  

indybill23: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: Get home from birthday dinner with the folks and the first thing I see is Natty and Lana with mics? "Because fark me, that's why!!!"

My birthday is Friday, who knows what I'll get.


Matt Riddle in the main event & you'll like it!
 
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