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2020-08-31 11:25:37 AM  
"Orlando, what rhymes with episiotomy? Appease autonomy? Teasing on the potty?"
 
2020-08-31 4:00:55 PM  
Big deal.  I post stuff in my underwear all the time.
 
2020-08-31 4:02:39 PM  
Her boob-wrangler is gonna need bigger hands.
 
2020-08-31 4:04:26 PM  
Umm, not attractive Subby.
 
2020-08-31 4:05:33 PM  

DesertCoyote: Umm, not attractive Subby.


Opinions differ.
 
2020-08-31 4:06:42 PM  

DesertCoyote: Umm, not attractive Subby.


How do you know?
 
2020-08-31 4:07:15 PM  

DesertCoyote: Umm, not attractive Subby.


Try carrying a mini human for 9 months inside your own damn body and then pushing it out of a canal that you could barely fit through and tell me how attractive you'd feel.
 
2020-08-31 4:11:00 PM  
are those nipple holes?
 
2020-08-31 4:16:20 PM  

ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?


Yes, according to my wife those things are super tender what with all the swelling and nursing going on.
 
2020-08-31 4:21:46 PM  
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2020-08-31 4:28:40 PM  

Keyser_Soze_Death: Her boob-wrangler is gonna need bigger hands.


I hereby offer to fill this job in these trying times

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2020-08-31 4:31:23 PM  

rummonkey: ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?

Yes, according to my wife those things are super tender what with all the swelling and nursing going on.


Now that your kids are in college, maybe you should when yourself?
 
2020-08-31 4:32:25 PM  

RyansPrivates: rummonkey: ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?

Yes, according to my wife those things are super tender what with all the swelling and nursing going on.

Now that your kids are in college, maybe you should when yourself?


*Ween
 
2020-08-31 4:33:46 PM  

ng2810: DesertCoyote: Umm, not attractive Subby.

Try carrying a mini human for 9 months inside your own damn body and then pushing it out of a canal that you could barely fit through and tell me how attractive you'd feel.


I'm a pretty big guy any woman who can fit me through her vagina should be able to shoot babies out like a goddamn ma duce.
 
2020-08-31 4:34:08 PM  
I give up. Fark needs a damned edit button
 
2020-08-31 4:34:33 PM  

Ashelth: ng2810: DesertCoyote: Umm, not attractive Subby.

Try carrying a mini human for 9 months inside your own damn body and then pushing it out of a canal that you could barely fit through and tell me how attractive you'd feel.

I'm a pretty big guy any woman who can fit me through her vagina should be able to shoot babies out like a goddamn ma duce.


And by big guy I mean 6'1" and a 56 long.
 
2020-08-31 4:35:07 PM  

ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?


According to TFA, it's a "pumping bra".
 
2020-08-31 4:41:49 PM  

ukexpat: ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?

According to TFA, it's a "pumping bra".


Correct.

Most lactating mothers just whip the boob out and put this over the nipple/areola when pumping. The bra Katy is wearing allows pumping while keeping the 'girls' under wraps.
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2020-08-31 4:45:51 PM  

RyansPrivates: RyansPrivates: rummonkey: ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?

Yes, according to my wife those things are super tender what with all the swelling and nursing going on.

Now that your kids are in college, maybe you should when yourself?

*Ween


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2020-08-31 5:01:24 PM  
eh, still would.  Possibly more so.
 
2020-08-31 5:25:33 PM  
If she was out in public and was engorged to the point of pain and didn't have anywhere to pump, I would gladly do my civic duty and help her out.
 
2020-08-31 5:34:58 PM  
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2020-08-31 5:42:45 PM  
Hearing that song in a grocery store today was amusing in that there were Muslim women customers in the store. I wonder what they thought about it. Then again, due to the area, they probably don't understand much English.
 
2020-08-31 6:00:28 PM  
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2020-08-31 8:21:29 PM  

madgonad: ukexpat: ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?

According to TFA, it's a "pumping bra".

Correct.

Most lactating mothers just whip the boob out and put this over the nipple/areola when pumping. The bra Katy is wearing allows pumping while keeping the 'girls' under wraps.
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And hands free too.
 
2020-08-31 8:36:09 PM  
 
2020-08-31 8:36:46 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: padraig:

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2020-08-31 11:59:20 PM  

rummonkey: ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?

Yes, according to my wife those things are super tender what with all the swelling and nursing going on.


Sure, but those are like 3" long. Seems like overkill, and yes, I've seen nipples on a nursing woman, they aren't 3" long.
 
2020-09-01 12:01:33 AM  

RyansPrivates: RyansPrivates: rummonkey: ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?

Yes, according to my wife those things are super tender what with all the swelling and nursing going on.

Now that your kids are in college, maybe you should when yourself?

*Ween


*wean

Ween means to imagine, think or suppose.
 
2020-09-01 1:08:22 AM  

dionysusaur: DesertCoyote: Umm, not attractive Subby.

Opinions differ.


She certainly doesn't look like she's having fun.
 
2020-09-01 1:10:11 AM  

madgonad: ukexpat: ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?

According to TFA, it's a "pumping bra".

Correct.

Most lactating mothers just whip the boob out and put this over the nipple/areola when pumping. The bra Katy is wearing allows pumping while keeping the 'girls' under wraps.
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Which is probably pretty handy when paparazzi follow you around.
 
2020-09-01 5:31:51 AM  

dionysusaur: DesertCoyote: Umm, not attractive Subby.

Opinions differ.


Lol.
 
2020-09-01 6:17:39 AM  
Katy Perry post an AD for bra and underwear
 
2020-09-01 6:45:11 AM  

RyansPrivates: rummonkey: ltdanman44: are those nipple holes?

Yes, according to my wife those things are super tender what with all the swelling and nursing going on.

Now that your kids are in college, maybe you should when yourself?


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2020-09-01 11:15:44 AM  

Warrior Kermit: Katy Perry post an AD for bra and underwear


Cultural appropriation of capitalism.Wake up sheeple
 
2020-09-01 3:01:24 PM  
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/ she's still not bad looking
 
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