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(Al Jazeera)   "Unlike traditional marriages, the two fell in love and secretly consummated their relationship well before officially announcing the wedding date." Uh, Al Jazeera, I have some bad news for you   (aljazeera.com) divider line
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2020-08-31 12:19:54 PM  
Because their love affair is about wealth and power, and at this point only lip-service is paid to religion?
 
2020-08-31 9:35:09 PM  
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*squawking duck sounds*
 
2020-08-31 9:38:05 PM  
I didn't read the article but from the headline I'm assuming it's about Trump and Kim Jong-Un.
 
2020-08-31 9:39:36 PM  
I've been really trying, UAE
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Trying to hold back this feeling for so long

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And if you feel like I feel, UAE

/then oh, c'mon, c'mon
//let's get it on
///giggity
 
2020-08-31 9:40:41 PM  

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*squawking duck sounds*


Thanks. And now I have ANOTHER painfully embarrassing fetish. I'm off to go see if any porn sites specialize in dubbing duck calls over hardcore scenes.
 
2020-08-31 9:40:47 PM  
My father was a diplomat and I grew up in the Middle East.  I have always despised how the Saudis and Egyptians and other Arabic countries treated the Palestinians like garbage, and only used them to invoke their plight for political purposes.
 
2020-08-31 9:48:43 PM  
I mean, I guess there's some people out there that don't take the car for a test drive before they buy it, but that's gotta be pretty rare.
 
2020-08-31 9:57:53 PM  

Huggermugger: My father was a diplomat and I grew up in the Middle East.  I have always despised how the Saudis and Egyptians and other Arabic countries treated the Palestinians like garbage, and only used them to invoke their plight for political purposes.


The language itself is called Arabic. A significant portion of the inhabitants in the Middle East & North Africa that ise Arabic as their first language are called Arabs.
/carry on..
 
2020-08-31 9:58:17 PM  
that use Arabic*
 
2020-08-31 10:51:28 PM  

Summoner101: I've been really trying, UAE
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Trying to hold back this feeling for so long

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And if you feel like I feel, UAE

/then oh, c'mon, c'mon
//let's get it on
///giggity


I think this will be a very sadly missed post, (timing of the story and the like and such as.)  This post is in my top 10 of all time posts.  That is a very subjective thing based on my current mood and level of intoxication, but I know that I have less than 10 current people farkied for a single post.  (I also keep the thread number in the Farkie so If I forget context I can go back and find.)

I'm just some internet dood, so you can feel as pleased/proud of being on someones top 10 list, as you like.  Or not.  And you might be someone with whom I could not agree upon a single thing.  (If you were a poltab troll I'm here enough that I would have identified you as such already, but I do not recall your name attracting my ire.)  Regardless.  You, farker, have, brought a smile on a very very sad day for me.  And so I thank you.

You have my gratitude.

~Doc.
 
2020-08-31 11:23:57 PM  
What a crap article.
Sorry if progress towards better things is a sick burn for you.
 
2020-08-31 11:39:24 PM  
I had sex with my wife before we got married. Then I was married. Now I'm divorced and there is a possibility I'll have sex again some day. Maybe.
 
2020-08-31 11:51:26 PM  

AllCatsAreBeautiful: Huggermugger: My father was a diplomat and I grew up in the Middle East.  I have always despised how the Saudis and Egyptians and other Arabic countries treated the Palestinians like garbage, and only used them to invoke their plight for political purposes.

The language itself is called Arabic. A significant portion of the inhabitants in the Middle East & North Africa that ise Arabic as their first language are called Arabs.
/carry on..


The countries are often referred to as Arabic. Gfy.
 
2020-08-31 11:57:46 PM  
wait! UAE stands for unsolicited anus entry? I am so confused.
 
2020-09-01 12:01:45 AM  

Huggermugger: My father was a diplomat and I grew up in the Middle East.  I have always despised how the Saudis and Egyptians and other Arabic countries treated the Palestinians like garbage, and only used them to invoke their plight for political purposes.


How do you feel about Israel itself?
 
2020-09-01 12:25:05 AM  
Premarital sex is a myth.  I understand the human female body has a way of shutting that all down.
 
2020-09-01 12:42:14 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Huggermugger: My father was a diplomat and I grew up in the Middle East.  I have always despised how the Saudis and Egyptians and other Arabic countries treated the Palestinians like garbage, and only used them to invoke their plight for political purposes.

How do you feel about Israel itself?


Not good, Bob.
 
2020-09-01 3:35:31 PM  
this is political and grift
 
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