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(Daily Star)   Maybe Kim Jong-un IS his sister and that's why one of them is always missing? (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Kim Jong-il, North Korea, Korean War, South Korea, Kim Jong-un's powerful sister, Korean language, Family, Kim Il-sung  
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2020-08-31 8:55:51 AM  
I'm so sick of these gender reversal remakes.  Just let classics like Big Mama's House stand on their own.
 
2020-08-31 9:31:43 AM  
Because what 2020 was missing was White Rose in real life.
 
2020-08-31 10:07:43 AM  
Ranma 1/2 Rations.
 
2020-08-31 10:08:28 AM  
Either Kim Jong-un is normally wearing a fat suit, or his sister has one of those Slitheen/"Good Place" demon suits on.
 
2020-08-31 10:11:23 AM  
Maybe she got the 'vid and has to quarantine forever?
 
2020-08-31 10:11:46 AM  
Science Ninja Team Gatchaman already came up with this particular plot. :P
 
2020-08-31 10:13:48 AM  
Aren't they lovers?
 
2020-08-31 10:15:19 AM  
Incredible prosthetics if true.
 
2020-08-31 10:17:24 AM  

dionysusaur: Incredible prosthetics if true.


The techniques necessary for the surgery for weight loss will allow them to take over the West if true.
 
2020-08-31 10:22:27 AM  

yet_another_wumpus: dionysusaur: Incredible prosthetics if true.

The techniques necessary for the surgery for weight loss will allow them to take over the West if true.


Or at least make them enough dollars to keep everyone fed.
 
2020-08-31 10:24:54 AM  
If he eats her is that incest?
 
2020-08-31 10:25:09 AM  
No, I am Spartacus!
 
2020-08-31 10:26:31 AM  
No wonder Rodman likes hanging out with him .
 
2020-08-31 10:26:33 AM  

Salmon: Aren't they lovers?


Well, they are brother and sister, and he is married with kids...

But this is Best Korea, and he is the current God-King, who can have whatever the fark he wants... so who the hell knows.

And in Best Korea, I can only imagine how short your life expectancy would be if you became the lover of either one of those two.  He will kill you to keep the secret.  She will kill you because her species usually rips the head off her mate during sex...
 
2020-08-31 10:26:53 AM  
You don't say

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2020-08-31 10:31:31 AM  
North Korea is a comedy gold mine. I'm thinking "Harold and Kumar Go To North Korea Against Their Will" would make a pretty good movie

As far as the NORKs actual politics goes, I guess it's nice to have an even more screwed up country to point at and laugh given what we have going on in the US

/ stoned three-way with Kim Yo-jong, H & K kinda needs to happen
 
2020-08-31 10:33:33 AM  

SurelyShirley: You don't say

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"Your Un is digging into my hip..."
 
2020-08-31 10:34:57 AM  
I don't care how much lipstick you put on that pig; you will never make Kim Yo-Jong look as good as Kim Jung-Un
 
2020-08-31 10:35:00 AM  
this conspiracy probably goes way back probably sometime in February


Jong-Un: so what are we doing this summer
Sis: idk you take july off and i take august ?
Jong-Un: Aright, ok now that our summer vacation planning is done lets talk about..
 
2020-08-31 10:38:12 AM  
Basically, she faced the same fate as any government official Trump starts to get jealous of. But without the cushy post-job publishing deal.
 
2020-08-31 10:43:50 AM  
Maybe no one outside of NK knows what's going on. It's worrying though.
 
2020-08-31 10:54:45 AM  
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2020-08-31 10:55:44 AM  

fat boy: If he eats her is that incest?


Dinncest
 
2020-08-31 10:56:06 AM  

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Oh he ded.
 
2020-08-31 11:00:51 AM  

GrogSmash: Salmon: Aren't they lovers?

Well, they are brother and sister, and he is married with kids...

But this is Best Korea, and he is the current God-King, who can have whatever the fark he wants... so who the hell knows.

And in Best Korea, I can only imagine how short your life expectancy would be if you became the lover of either one of those two.  He will kill you to keep the secret.  She will kill you because her species usually rips the head off her mate during sex...


It's North Korea, not Arkansas.  They have enough problems without us spreading rumors like that.

Now here's the real question.  She's kinda cute.  How many non-studman Farkers would defect for that?
 
2020-08-31 11:02:41 AM  
She's his sister?  I thought she was his cousin... now I'm confused
 
2020-08-31 11:03:10 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe no one outside of NK knows what's going on. It's worrying though.


That's pretty much always the case, a very small amount of SIGINT, almost zero HUMINT and a lot of media sites whom prioritise page hits over accuracy.
 
2020-08-31 11:05:15 AM  

Callous: GrogSmash: Salmon: Aren't they lovers?

Well, they are brother and sister, and he is married with kids...

But this is Best Korea, and he is the current God-King, who can have whatever the fark he wants... so who the hell knows.

And in Best Korea, I can only imagine how short your life expectancy would be if you became the lover of either one of those two.  He will kill you to keep the secret.  She will kill you because her species usually rips the head off her mate during sex...

It's North Korea, not Arkansas.  They have enough problems without us spreading rumors like that.

Now here's the real question.  She's kinda cute.  How many non-studman Farkers would defect for that?


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2020-08-31 11:05:25 AM  
FTFA: "In the past, anyone was deprived of their position the moment they were described as the number two person in the North."

💩 Does Best Korea flush them out of their position?
 
2020-08-31 11:07:34 AM  

Kerr Avon: The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe no one outside of NK knows what's going on. It's worrying though.

That's pretty much always the case, a very small amount of SIGINT, almost zero HUMINT and a lot of media sites whom prioritise page hits over accuracy.


I'm sure South Korea has enough intelligence assets in there to know what's going on.  They just aren't going to tell anyone they know what's going on to keep those assets safe.
 
2020-08-31 11:11:12 AM  
Maybe he caught wind of all the rumors she was set to take over. Seams fastest way to end up dead.
 
2020-08-31 11:14:35 AM  

Callous: GrogSmash: Salmon: Aren't they lovers?

Well, they are brother and sister, and he is married with kids...

But this is Best Korea, and he is the current God-King, who can have whatever the fark he wants... so who the hell knows.

And in Best Korea, I can only imagine how short your life expectancy would be if you became the lover of either one of those two.  He will kill you to keep the secret.  She will kill you because her species usually rips the head off her mate during sex...

It's North Korea, not Arkansas.  They have enough problems without us spreading rumors like that.

Now here's the real question.  She's kinda cute.  How many non-studman Farkers would defect for that?


I certainly wouldn't defect...

But I might be happy to provide a suitable hidey place for her new identity after she disappears.
 
2020-08-31 11:17:18 AM  

Callous: GrogSmash: Salmon: Aren't they lovers?

Well, they are brother and sister, and he is married with kids...

But this is Best Korea, and he is the current God-King, who can have whatever the fark he wants... so who the hell knows.

And in Best Korea, I can only imagine how short your life expectancy would be if you became the lover of either one of those two.  He will kill you to keep the secret.  She will kill you because her species usually rips the head off her mate during sex...

It's North Korea, not Arkansas.  They have enough problems without us spreading rumors like that.

Now here's the real question.  She's kinda cute.  How many non-studman Farkers would defect for that?


Really stretching the "kinda cute". She looks like a Chinese-censored skeleton with hair.
 
2020-08-31 11:22:20 AM  
Hmmmmm? Which one's the nice one? 
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2020-08-31 11:24:01 AM  

Callous: Kerr Avon: The Irresponsible Captain: Maybe no one outside of NK knows what's going on. It's worrying though.

That's pretty much always the case, a very small amount of SIGINT, almost zero HUMINT and a lot of media sites whom prioritise page hits over accuracy.

I'm sure South Korea has enough intelligence assets in there to know what's going on.  They just aren't going to tell anyone they know what's going on to keep those assets safe.


I'm not convinced they have that much, language and physical differences, no easy communications paths and an ultra fanatical and paranoid population makes such things difficult. Rumours and so on, sure, more than that unlikely I think.
 
2020-08-31 11:25:15 AM  

Veloram: Callous: GrogSmash: Salmon: Aren't they lovers?

Well, they are brother and sister, and he is married with kids...

But this is Best Korea, and he is the current God-King, who can have whatever the fark he wants... so who the hell knows.

And in Best Korea, I can only imagine how short your life expectancy would be if you became the lover of either one of those two.  He will kill you to keep the secret.  She will kill you because her species usually rips the head off her mate during sex...

It's North Korea, not Arkansas.  They have enough problems without us spreading rumors like that.

Now here's the real question.  She's kinda cute.  How many non-studman Farkers would defect for that?

Really stretching the "kinda cute". She looks like a Chinese-censored skeleton with hair.


I said non-studman, clearly I wasn't addressing you.
 
2020-08-31 11:29:38 AM  

fat boy: If he eats her is that incest?


Only if it's out.
 
2020-08-31 11:38:51 AM  

Callous: GrogSmash: Salmon: Aren't they lovers?

Well, they are brother and sister, and he is married with kids...

But this is Best Korea, and he is the current God-King, who can have whatever the fark he wants... so who the hell knows.

And in Best Korea, I can only imagine how short your life expectancy would be if you became the lover of either one of those two.  He will kill you to keep the secret.  She will kill you because her species usually rips the head off her mate during sex...

It's North Korea, not Arkansas.  They have enough problems without us spreading rumors like that.

Now here's the real question.  She's kinda cute.  How many non-studman Farkers would defect for that?


Deceiving appearance.... does have the 'cute' look at times, but she also sports the "You are dead" look when needed..  how fast can you run, and can you make it back across the border ?    Things that should be considered....
 
2020-08-31 12:22:50 PM  

GrogSmash: Callous: GrogSmash: Salmon: Aren't they lovers?

Well, they are brother and sister, and he is married with kids...

But this is Best Korea, and he is the current God-King, who can have whatever the fark he wants... so who the hell knows.

And in Best Korea, I can only imagine how short your life expectancy would be if you became the lover of either one of those two.  He will kill you to keep the secret.  She will kill you because her species usually rips the head off her mate during sex...

It's North Korea, not Arkansas.  They have enough problems without us spreading rumors like that.

Now here's the real question.  She's kinda cute.  How many non-studman Farkers would defect for that?

I certainly wouldn't defect...

But I might be happy to provide a suitable hidey place for her new identity after she disappears.


Just be careful

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2020-08-31 4:56:51 PM  

RottenEggs: Callous: GrogSmash: Salmon: Aren't they lovers?

Well, they are brother and sister, and he is married with kids...

But this is Best Korea, and he is the current God-King, who can have whatever the fark he wants... so who the hell knows.

And in Best Korea, I can only imagine how short your life expectancy would be if you became the lover of either one of those two.  He will kill you to keep the secret.  She will kill you because her species usually rips the head off her mate during sex...

It's North Korea, not Arkansas.  They have enough problems without us spreading rumors like that.

Now here's the real question.  She's kinda cute.  How many non-studman Farkers would defect for that?

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2020-08-31 6:26:33 PM  

fat boy: If he eats her is that incest?


ingest.
 
2020-08-31 7:56:54 PM  

Callous: Now here's the real question. She's kinda cute. How many non-studman Farkers would defect for that?


She's not really that cute, especially for Korean standards. Having said that, she definitely looks like a sadistic biatch, so if I can get a guarantee that she'll be my warden at the labor camp, I'll defect tonight.

/fark's my personal erotica site
//no more slashies to give
 
2020-09-01 7:58:07 AM  

Callous: She's kinda cute.


Holy shiat, how extreme is your Asian fetish that you think this gorgon is "cute"? That's a pretty bad case of yellow fever you got.

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