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(NHL)   So we end August with 2 potential elimination games. At 7pm ET the Lightning might send the Bruins back to the 100 Acre Wood. At 9:45 the Stars can send a mountain crashing down on the ... er... Avalanche (that doesn't sound right but here we are) SUP   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-08-31 8:13:42 AM  
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2020-08-31 9:17:25 AM  
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2020-08-31 10:01:15 AM  
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2020-08-31 10:06:02 AM  
Time for the Bruins & Avs to
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_/probably, one may force a Game 6, but I can't see a Game 7 for either let alone  moving on
 
2020-08-31 10:35:24 AM  

Recoil Therapy: Time for the Bruins & Avs to
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_/probably, one may force a Game 6, but I can't see a Game 7 for either let alone  moving on


You can always do what I did about 9 hours ago and hallucinate that Vegas's victory tied the series at 2.
 
2020-08-31 10:48:51 AM  
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2020-08-31 11:09:12 AM  
I'm gonna be totally nuked out of the brackets at this rate.
 
2020-08-31 11:10:32 AM  
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2020-08-31 11:44:45 AM  
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2020-08-31 11:44:55 AM  
And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-08-31 11:55:52 AM  

Polish Hussar: Recoil Therapy: Time for the Bruins & Avs to
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_/probably, one may force a Game 6, but I can't see a Game 7 for either let alone  moving on

You can always do what I did about 9 hours ago and hallucinate that Vegas's victory tied the series at 2.


Well, yeah there is always that option I suppose.

_/I do have to thank you for the prebreakfast snort of coffee through my nose upon reading that.  Usually I let the caffeine wake me up but today's was a bit more abrupt
 
2020-08-31 12:23:30 PM  
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2020-08-31 12:32:33 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Time for the Bruins & Avs to
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_/probably, one may force a Game 6, but I can't see a Game 7 for either let alone  moving on


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2020-08-31 12:34:40 PM  
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2020-08-31 4:22:51 PM  
The Stars can melt the Avalanche.  I mean, come on, it was right there.

Anyway, definitely needing hockey today.  Most other sources of happiness and chill are being overrun with idiocy, or negativity, or stress.
 
2020-08-31 4:34:51 PM  
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2020-08-31 4:35:12 PM  
Mike Milbury loves Mondays.
 
2020-08-31 4:53:33 PM  
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2020-08-31 6:10:27 PM  
Mike Milbury can be the one factor that unites our social differences.... by hating him.
 
2020-08-31 6:19:38 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Mike Milbury loves Mondays.


Mike Milbury loves it when series don't go 7 games
 
2020-08-31 6:29:31 PM  
I'm getting drunk tonight. Fark it.
 
2020-08-31 6:30:03 PM  
Milbury drinks OJ while eating a Snickers
 
2020-08-31 6:30:35 PM  
I might actually sit down and watch the TBL-BOS game. Maybe
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2020-08-31 6:31:35 PM  
Milbury wears a cockring when watching My Little Pony
 
2020-08-31 6:31:40 PM  
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2020-08-31 6:32:35 PM  
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2020-08-31 6:33:55 PM  
Milbury thinks chlorine smells like jizz
 
2020-08-31 6:35:10 PM  
hockey!
 
2020-08-31 6:35:17 PM  
Milbury uses the left drive-thru lane at Checkers when he's by himself
 
2020-08-31 6:37:00 PM  
Milbury think Goonjuice is made with Kiwi shoe polish
 
2020-08-31 6:37:34 PM  

fatalvenom: Milbury thinks chlorine smells like jizz


hey, i think so too. do i need to see a doctor? or am such a pristine being im trying to cleanse women with my seed?
 
2020-08-31 6:38:41 PM  

craigzy: fatalvenom: Milbury thinks chlorine smells like jizz

hey, i think so too. do i need to see a doctor? or am such a pristine being im trying to cleanse women with my seed?


You're supposed to think of it the other way around...
 
2020-08-31 6:38:47 PM  
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2020-08-31 6:40:25 PM  
Milbury drinks wine out of a pint glass
 
2020-08-31 6:42:45 PM  
Milbury brought his mom to prom
 
2020-08-31 6:44:16 PM  
Milbury watches the show Friends for Ross
 
2020-08-31 6:45:20 PM  

fatalvenom: Milbury wears a cockring when watching My Little Pony


Pretty sure you're describing a couple of Farkers with that one
 
2020-08-31 6:45:33 PM  
Milbury thinks The Curting Edge is a documentary
 
2020-08-31 6:46:00 PM  
Gahhh...The Cutting Edge. Fark.
 
2020-08-31 6:48:13 PM  
Hope is a dangerous thing



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Hope can drive a man insane

 
2020-08-31 6:48:31 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Mike Milbury can be the one factor that unites our social differences.... by hating him.


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2020-08-31 6:49:05 PM  
Milbury uses Cool Whip when making tuna salad
 
2020-08-31 6:55:43 PM  
Mike Milbury offered to help OJ find the Real Killers.
 
2020-08-31 6:56:49 PM  
Milbury uses water when making tomato soup
 
2020-08-31 6:57:49 PM  
Mike Milbury uses OJ when making Bloody Marys.
 
2020-08-31 6:58:56 PM  
Milbury blames Eskimos for 9/11
 
2020-08-31 7:00:38 PM  

fatalvenom: Milbury drinks wine out of a pint glass


What's wrong with that?
 
2020-08-31 7:01:18 PM  
Milbury listens to Pierre
 
2020-08-31 7:01:51 PM  

soopey: fatalvenom: Milbury drinks wine out of a pint glass

What's wrong with that?


I dunnoh, I don't drink wine. Just doesnt seem approps
 
2020-08-31 7:02:09 PM  

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Probably so.

Just make sure the Leafs replace their damn divots once the Bruins hit the links, will ya?  :-)
 
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