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(BBC-US)   French woman arrested after making naked video on sacred Indian holy bridge to promote her bead-necklace business may now be selling her jewelry from prison for her 3-year sentence   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-08-31 6:10:01 AM  
Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.
 
2020-08-31 6:37:36 AM  

Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.


It has to do with their skywizard not being able to fly across the river at the time.
 
Xai [TotalFark]
2020-08-31 6:57:48 AM  

Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.


As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?
 
2020-08-31 7:01:33 AM  

Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?


Stranger than those, yes.  Bridges get a lot of wear and tear, and always have to be periodically replaced.
 
2020-08-31 8:48:16 AM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

It has to do with their skywizard not being able to fly across the river at the time.


Every society that has believed in skywizards has failed.  This should be a lesson.  China rules!  Skywizard drules!
 
2020-08-31 8:56:33 AM  
I would need to see pictures of said person before I can determine my level of outrage.
 
2020-08-31 9:05:10 AM  
Naked over the Ganges?  Geez like Bubba said: somethin' jumped up and bit it.
 
2020-08-31 9:06:26 AM  

Alphax: Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?

Stranger than those, yes.  Bridges get a lot of wear and tear, and always have to be periodically replaced.


Now, I have to admit.  A naked woman showing us her holy box would certainly get my attention
 
2020-08-31 9:09:56 AM  

Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?


You omitted holy cow and holy crap.
 
2020-08-31 9:10:59 AM  

Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.


And having a holy man with the title "bridge builder" (Pontiff), isn't?
 
2020-08-31 9:14:58 AM  
Surprised she's still alive.
 
2020-08-31 9:16:41 AM  
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2020-08-31 9:18:59 AM  
"Maybe in France these things are not considered objectionable."

Goddamn, that's the best "pardon YOUR French" I've ever seen
 
2020-08-31 9:27:22 AM  
I've been on that bridge. I'm surprised she didn't get raped by monkeys.
 
2020-08-31 9:29:22 AM  

Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?


You forgot holy undergarments. Surely they take the cake?
 
2020-08-31 9:31:27 AM  

OldRod: Alphax: Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?

Stranger than those, yes.  Bridges get a lot of wear and tear, and always have to be periodically replaced.

Now, I have to admit.  A naked woman showing us her holy box would certainly get my attention


Out of all of those I was going with holy box! But I was stretching for a schrodinger cat thing. Yours is much better
 
2020-08-31 9:34:49 AM  
If you're going to pull shiat like this, at least wait until you get home before you post the pictures online.
 
2020-08-31 9:41:56 AM  
Does she like pearl necklaces?
 
2020-08-31 9:46:01 AM  

Alphax: Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?

Stranger than those, yes.  Bridges get a lot of wear and tear, and always have to be periodically replaced.


Pfft, that's regular bridge science. THIS IS A SKYWIZZARD BRIDGE OF HOLY Descent! It does not follow the earthly laws of man! You heathen!
 
2020-08-31 9:47:28 AM  
I wanna see the pictures :(
 
2020-08-31 10:07:39 AM  

uttertosh: Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?

You forgot holy undergarments. Surely they take the cake?


they take the pie
 
2020-08-31 10:12:30 AM  
The problem is not the bridge, the problem is the location.  The bridge goes over a holy site and that's what has people upset.
 
2020-08-31 10:16:42 AM  
The religious authorities are way too anal beads are just fine
 
2020-08-31 10:44:48 AM  

yet_another_wumpus: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

And having a holy man with the title "bridge builder" (Pontiff), isn't?


"...but you fark just one goat..."
 
2020-08-31 10:45:17 AM  

Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?


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WHAT USING A HOLY STONE MIGHT LOOK LIKE.
 
2020-08-31 10:58:48 AM  
I see no evidence of this "crime."
 
2020-08-31 11:01:50 AM  

OldRod: Alphax: Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?

Stranger than those, yes.  Bridges get a lot of wear and tear, and always have to be periodically replaced.

Now, I have to admit.  A naked woman showing us her holy box would certainly get my attention


And also advertise a different kind of string of beads.
 
2020-08-31 11:04:14 AM  
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Wesley: What lovely flowers
Space cops: You die now
 
2020-08-31 11:08:03 AM  

169th Cousin: [Fark user image 425x566]


Why would she go to India to get naked in public, of all places? She should have come to Texas, we have much better bridges and jails (and restrooms and hotels and restaurants and ...). And we could actually afford to buy her costume jewelry.

She would still get arrested, of course, but we could be outraged from a much smaller distance.

/not bad for a Frenchie.
 
2020-08-31 11:29:10 AM  

Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?



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2020-08-31 11:29:57 AM  

mark625: 169th Cousin: [Fark user image 425x566]

Why would she go to India to get naked in public, of all places? She should have come to Texas, we have much better bridges and jails (and restrooms and hotels and restaurants and ...). And we could actually afford to buy her costume jewelry.

She would still get arrested, of course, but we could be outraged from a much smaller distance.

/not bad for a Frenchie.


I've got a friend whose passion, along with her sister, is to pose naked in front of the different landmarks she could visit. When she toured the USA with her family, her and her sister stroke the Liberté de la fesse pose in front of, among others, the grand canyon and a mural in San Francisco. and in typical French fashion, their parents often held the camera.

/And oh god yes you would, both of them
 
2020-08-31 11:32:36 AM  

padraig: mark625: 169th Cousin: [Fark user image 425x566]

Why would she go to India to get naked in public, of all places? She should have come to Texas, we have much better bridges and jails (and restrooms and hotels and restaurants and ...). And we could actually afford to buy her costume jewelry.

She would still get arrested, of course, but we could be outraged from a much smaller distance.

/not bad for a Frenchie.

I've got a friend whose passion, along with her sister, is to pose naked in front of the different landmarks she could visit. When she toured the USA with her family, her and her sister stroke the Liberté de la fesse pose in front of, among others, the grand canyon and a mural in San Francisco. and in typical French fashion, their parents often held the camera.

/And oh god yes you would, both of them


I'm gonna need to see those pics.
 
2020-08-31 11:35:58 AM  

Sofa King Smart: padraig: mark625: 169th Cousin: [Fark user image 425x566]

Why would she go to India to get naked in public, of all places? She should have come to Texas, we have much better bridges and jails (and restrooms and hotels and restaurants and ...). And we could actually afford to buy her costume jewelry.

She would still get arrested, of course, but we could be outraged from a much smaller distance.

/not bad for a Frenchie.

I've got a friend whose passion, along with her sister, is to pose naked in front of the different landmarks she could visit. When she toured the USA with her family, her and her sister stroke the Liberté de la fesse pose in front of, among others, the grand canyon and a mural in San Francisco. and in typical French fashion, their parents often held the camera.

/And oh god yes you would, both of them

I'm gonna need to see those pics.


Dude, she was my best woman at my wedding and I would have been her bestman were it not for the Covid, I've seen her naked several times, and even I do not get to see those pics.
 
2020-08-31 11:40:40 AM  

padraig: Sofa King Smart: padraig: mark625: 169th Cousin: [Fark user image 425x566]

Why would she go to India to get naked in public, of all places? She should have come to Texas, we have much better bridges and jails (and restrooms and hotels and restaurants and ...). And we could actually afford to buy her costume jewelry.

She would still get arrested, of course, but we could be outraged from a much smaller distance.

/not bad for a Frenchie.

I've got a friend whose passion, along with her sister, is to pose naked in front of the different landmarks she could visit. When she toured the USA with her family, her and her sister stroke the Liberté de la fesse pose in front of, among others, the grand canyon and a mural in San Francisco. and in typical French fashion, their parents often held the camera.

/And oh god yes you would, both of them

I'm gonna need to see those pics.

Dude, she was my best woman at my wedding and I would have been her bestman were it not for the Covid, I've seen her naked several times, and even I do not get to see those pics.


ok, pics with clothes on and I'll use my imagination...  oh nevermind... I'm already using my imagination...
 
2020-08-31 11:43:34 AM  

comrade: I've been on that bridge. I'm surprised she didn't get raped by monkeys.


and I'm pretty sure there were naked sadu's there, but I guess that's ok cause they're guys and naked cause they're holy.
 
2020-08-31 12:00:53 PM  
What a holey bridge might look like:
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yms
2020-08-31 12:06:51 PM  
I'd like to see her holy bits.
 
2020-08-31 12:09:17 PM  

uttertosh: Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?

You forgot holy undergarments. Surely they take the cake?


You forgot the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
 
2020-08-31 12:13:39 PM  

Sofa King Smart: padraig: Sofa King Smart: padraig: mark625: 169th Cousin: [Fark user image 425x566]

Why would she go to India to get naked in public, of all places? She should have come to Texas, we have much better bridges and jails (and restrooms and hotels and restaurants and ...). And we could actually afford to buy her costume jewelry.

She would still get arrested, of course, but we could be outraged from a much smaller distance.

/not bad for a Frenchie.

I've got a friend whose passion, along with her sister, is to pose naked in front of the different landmarks she could visit. When she toured the USA with her family, her and her sister stroke the Liberté de la fesse pose in front of, among others, the grand canyon and a mural in San Francisco. and in typical French fashion, their parents often held the camera.

/And oh god yes you would, both of them

I'm gonna need to see those pics.

Dude, she was my best woman at my wedding and I would have been her bestman were it not for the Covid, I've seen her naked several times, and even I do not get to see those pics.

ok, pics with clothes on and I'll use my imagination...  oh nevermind... I'm already using my imagination...


Dio - Holy Diver (Official Music Video)
Youtube 2lvs2FzF64o
 
2020-08-31 12:47:13 PM  
Behold. The Monastery of Dschubba. I must leave you now for I am not holy enough to enter.

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2020-08-31 1:04:29 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

It has to do with their skywizard not being able to fly across the river at the time.


Christ would have walked.
 
2020-08-31 2:00:28 PM  

HailRobonia: What a holey bridge might look like:
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2020-08-31 6:12:24 PM  
No video. Disappointing.
 
2020-08-31 6:26:14 PM  
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thank me later.
 
2020-08-31 9:28:19 PM  

dittybopper: Xai: Alphax: Perhaps it's just me, but the idea of a sacred holy BRIDGE is a very strange one.

As opposed to a holy box, holy stone, holy wall or holy curtain?

[i.pinimg.com image 640x447]

WHAT USING A HOLY STONE MIGHT LOOK LIKE.


As described at last a dozen times in each Aubrey-Maturin book.
 
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