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(NHL)   After a moment of boycotting and striking, we resume the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Bolts and Bruins square off at Noon ET on NBC, Flyers-Isles at 7 PM on NBCSN, and Knights-Canucks at 9:45 PM on NBCSN. Let's drop the puck and drink more beer   (nhl.com) divider line
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2020-08-29 12:58:50 AM  
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I mean, nothing says privleged millionaire more than taking a couple days off.  That will solve all of societie's ills.

/let's hockey
//not even mad about arid land chicken head biter offers telling me to GFM
///I'm white, my dick isn't that long
////double minor for politics and slashies
 
2020-08-29 1:00:33 AM  
Ok, Halak. You got some rest. Do this.
 
2020-08-29 1:09:00 AM  
Full updated schedule here

I don't understand the East schedule. It just looks like PHI-NYI had their Game 7 put on 9/5 to make sure there was a game that day for NBC. That's the only excuse I can think of for it.
 
2020-08-29 1:10:50 AM  

andychrist420: [Fark user image 400x300]

I mean, nothing says privleged millionaire more than taking a couple days off.  That will solve all of societie's ills.

/let's hockey
//not even mad about arid land chicken head biter offers telling me to GFM
///I'm white, my dick isn't that long
////double minor for politics and slashies


Forgive my misspellings.  I had to get drunk watching Live Rescue.  Oh wait, I have Letterkenny on my hard drive.  I'm farking embarassing!
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2020-08-29 3:45:09 AM  
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2020-08-29 6:35:07 AM  
Mike Milbury thinks Black Panther is the beer that the Three Stooges made in one of their shorts.

/RIP T'Challa
 
2020-08-29 6:35:23 AM  
Oh, and go hockey.
 
2020-08-29 7:34:42 AM  
Hockey's back - good
A reminder that there are things more important than sports - even better
 
2020-08-29 9:22:16 AM  
I hope they play. I thought MLB was back but it wasn't exactly.
 
2020-08-29 9:23:55 AM  
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Mornin everyone.

Got back from the beach yesterday afternoon. Feel like I've been hit by a car, which is about right for the day after we get back from the beach. Remnants of Laura are rolling through the area, so at least I've got an excuse to not go anywhere or do anything.
 
2020-08-29 10:46:34 AM  
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2020-08-29 11:43:33 AM  

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Mornin everyone.

Got back from the beach yesterday afternoon. Feel like I've been hit by a car, which is about right for the day after we get back from the beach. Remnants of Laura are rolling through the area, so at least I've got an excuse to not go anywhere or do anything.


Lucky you, I had to hit a car yesterday.  Ok, it was more like knocking on the window.  But the car was moving, and had just cut me off in a roundabout while I was on my bike, so I'm still counting it.
 
2020-08-29 11:46:48 AM  
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2020-08-29 11:49:45 AM  
Is hockey related, but the other day bots spewing anti NBA stuff due to players not playing.

https://twitter.com/jdubbsimms/status​/​1298731698725814280

Seriously how can you be a Knights fan since 1972?
 
2020-08-29 11:51:04 AM  

Deathbymeteor: robertus: [Fark user image 736x627]

Mornin everyone.

Got back from the beach yesterday afternoon. Feel like I've been hit by a car, which is about right for the day after we get back from the beach. Remnants of Laura are rolling through the area, so at least I've got an excuse to not go anywhere or do anything.

Lucky you, I had to hit a car yesterday.  Ok, it was more like knocking on the window.  But the car was moving, and had just cut me off in a roundabout while I was on my bike, so I'm still counting it.


You should have worked out your orbital mechanics and hit the car with a meteor.
 
2020-08-29 11:55:25 AM  
August hockey is the most august of hockey.
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2020-08-29 11:55:56 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Deathbymeteor: robertus: [Fark user image 736x627]

Mornin everyone.

Got back from the beach yesterday afternoon. Feel like I've been hit by a car, which is about right for the day after we get back from the beach. Remnants of Laura are rolling through the area, so at least I've got an excuse to not go anywhere or do anything.

Lucky you, I had to hit a car yesterday.  Ok, it was more like knocking on the window.  But the car was moving, and had just cut me off in a roundabout while I was on my bike, so I'm still counting it.

You should have worked out your orbital mechanics and hit the car with a meteor.


I did!  It was just a small, fist sized meteor travelling at bike speed.
 
2020-08-29 12:01:41 PM  
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2020-08-29 12:05:19 PM  

desertgeek: Full updated schedule here

I don't understand the East schedule. It just looks like PHI-NYI had their Game 7 put on 9/5 to make sure there was a game that day for NBC. That's the only excuse I can think of for it.


It makes more sense that TWO back-to-backs if VGK-VAN goes to 7.  Honestly, WTF.
 
2020-08-29 12:06:45 PM  

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JESUS HAPLOID CHRIST!

I should not have seen that without more caffeine
 
2020-08-29 12:07:16 PM  
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2020-08-29 12:09:04 PM  
Sorry no checklist.  I'm on my phone and we changed #7 and I don't have time to update it.
 
2020-08-29 12:11:40 PM  

buckeyebrain: Sorry no checklist.  I'm on my phone and we changed #7 and I don't have time to update it.

And now your Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist:

1.       Lame headline from ESPN, greenlit the night before.
2.       Johnny Sex.
3.       Hating on Bergman.
4.       SOON.jpg
5.       Simpsons Hockey Time.jpg
6.       Quarantine/Self-isolate yourself, Pierre.
7.       Mike Milbury hates the Hockey Fark Thread Cliché Checklist.
8.       Too Much Man.
9.       Intermission GIF Party.
10.   Time Outs are so Disrespectful.
11.   Danger Zone.
12.   Pointing and laughing at the NBA threads.
13.   Game On.
14.   Goonjuice.
15.   Bonus Hockey.
16.   Gredunza.
17.   TIED.
18.   UNTIED.
19.   Damn early/late starts.
20.   The Dreaded 2 goal lead.
21.   Mastodon.
22.   "The play is under review."
23.   Reviewitorium.gif
24.   Questionable calls by the refs (most of the game).
25.   Refs put the whistles away (last 10 minutes of regulation and all of OT).
26.   Pics of Dinner.
27.   Fresh Prince OT GIF.
28.   Badge Talk/Token post for keeping badge eligibility alive.
29.   Handbags.
30.   Glass Pounders.
31.   {Team} because {Player}
32.   Mocking Canadians.
33.   Mocking Americans.
34.   Fark Cancer.
35.   Fark COVID.
36.   Delay of game penalty for puck over glass is the stupidest penalty.
37.   Get rid of the trapezoid.
38.   Elliotte Friedman's beard.
39.   TING!
40.   Long Change:  DRINK!
41.   DAGGER!
42.   "I wish I got 2 minutes for hooking."
43.   Slash GIF.
44.   Active Stick:  DRINK!
45.   Checkin' The Chiclets.
46.   References to hockey movies (Slap Shot, Mighty Ducks, Goon, Youngblood, etc.)
47.   The goalie just said fark it and left.
48.   Penalty Murder Death Killed.
49.   Post 'shops, macros and images hyping your team.
50.   Post 'shops, macros and images mocking your teams opponent
51.   Oh God ________ is reffing tonight
52.   Annoying Leafs fans
53.   ITG Bruins Fans
54.   Annoying Penguins Airhorn Fans
55.   Trolling for Penguins fans
56.   __________ is strong in this advanced stat
57.   __________ is weak in this advanced sat
58.   Neither team has the edge in this advanced stat
59.   This advanced stat is constantly overlooked
60.   STFU about advanced stats
61.   ICE GIRLS!!!!
62.   Atlantic Division complaining
63.   Giant, in depth post from desertgeek
64.   Why is this guy in the lineup?
65.   Why isn't this guy in the lineup?
66.   Someone gives up mid-game and goes looking for beer
67.   Someone comes back late and finds their team has tied/taken the lead
68.   The Docisms of Doc Emrick
69.   (Goalies name here) says NO!
 
2020-08-29 12:14:08 PM  
Thank you, Chimpy.
 
2020-08-29 12:16:34 PM  
Well thank jebus the politics tab has invaded Johnny Sex Cup threads
 
2020-08-29 12:16:44 PM  

buckeyebrain: Thank you, Chimpy.


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2020-08-29 12:22:09 PM  
Honestly, I kind of was expecting both teams to do a carefully rehearsed spontaneous kneeling for the anthem...
 
2020-08-29 12:23:01 PM  

Recoil Therapy: Honestly, I kind of was expecting both teams to do a carefully rehearsed spontaneous kneeling for the anthem...


Yeah, me too. Kinda surprised they didn't, but then kinda not surprised at all.
 
2020-08-29 12:23:29 PM  
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2020-08-29 12:24:33 PM  

Deathbymeteor: DOCTORD000M: [i.imgflip.com image 500x624]

JESUS HAPLOID CHRIST!

I should not have seen that without more caffeine


If there's any reason to do your job better, the creation of Gritty is it.
 
2020-08-29 12:24:48 PM  
Game on!

Morning/afternoon, hockey Farkers.
 
2020-08-29 12:25:33 PM  

desertgeek: Deathbymeteor: DOCTORD000M: [i.imgflip.com image 500x624]

JESUS HAPLOID CHRIST!

I should not have seen that without more caffeine

If there's any reason to do your job better, the creation of Gritty is it.


Terry Tate...
 
2020-08-29 12:29:43 PM  

dietbubba: Well thank jebus the politics tab has invaded Johnny Sex Cup threads


Yeah, a once respected hockey Farker exposed himself as an old, decrepit loser (just like his hockey team) the other night and continues today.
 
2020-08-29 12:33:02 PM  

desertgeek: old, decrepit loser (just like his hockey team)


I mean if I'm being honest, that could be any of us
 
2020-08-29 12:34:12 PM  
Ok, both you & the one with the lousy team have gotten your shots in...now take it back to hockey.  If you want to fling poo there's a wide open site out beyond the hockey threads...
 
2020-08-29 12:34:24 PM  

robertus: desertgeek: old, decrepit loser (just like his hockey team)

I mean if I'm being honest, that could be any of us


Hey, I'm not old.

Yet.
 
2020-08-29 12:35:39 PM  
Morning all, glad to be here with you all for these fun games. I can definitely use these distractions. An excuse to drink early on Saturday.

_/ fark cancer
_/_/ seriously
_/_/_/ happy birthday dad, miss you
 
2020-08-29 12:37:29 PM  

desertgeek: robertus: desertgeek: old, decrepit loser (just like his hockey team)

I mean if I'm being honest, that could be any of us

Hey, I'm not old.

Yet.


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2020-08-29 12:39:10 PM  
Untied Bolts!
 
2020-08-29 12:39:28 PM  
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2020-08-29 12:39:39 PM  
Goal! The Lightning look activated.
 
2020-08-29 12:40:13 PM  
Striking iron and then a goal.
 
2020-08-29 12:40:23 PM  
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2020-08-29 12:47:10 PM  
Ugh.
 
2020-08-29 12:50:42 PM  
Hockey is on, footie is one, and this is why the gods saw fit to create multiple screens
 
2020-08-29 12:55:06 PM  
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2020-08-29 12:59:46 PM  
Handbags
 
2020-08-29 1:00:00 PM  
I don't think these guys like each other
 
2020-08-29 1:00:22 PM  

Snaps: I don't think these guys like each other


I dunno man I'm startin to get that feeling too
 
2020-08-29 1:03:07 PM  

Mole Man: Is hockey related, but the other day bots spewing anti NBA stuff due to players not playing.

https://twitter.com/jdubbsimms/status/​1298731698725814280

Seriously how can you be a Knights fan since 1972?


I'm waiting for the KC Scouts since 1968.
 
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