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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Wait, a Haunted Mansion movie? Again?   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Eddie Murphy, American film actors, Guillermo del Toro, Rob Minkoff, The Haunted Mansion, Magic Kingdom, live-action movie, Disney's billion-dollar  
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2020-08-29 1:45:42 AM  
Next up: Leonard Nash the Duck
 
2020-08-29 5:50:19 AM  
I loves me some (DL) Haunted Mansion, but right now seems hardly the time to come out and socialize.
 
2020-08-29 5:54:16 AM  
Why not? I don't remember anything about the other ones.
 
2020-08-29 5:54:38 AM  
Speaking of mansions, there is also a Clue remake in the works. Original one still is funny. Plus I bet there will be no French Maid.
 
2020-08-29 6:17:03 AM  
This should be a straight to Disney + turd
 
2020-08-29 6:26:47 AM  
Is it about a TikTok collab house full of zombie influencers whose power and water have been cut off for hosting non-social distancing events?
 
2020-08-29 6:48:08 AM  
I went to a showing of a House of A Thousand Corpses, and the bathroom was what I remembered from Episode 11.
 
2020-08-29 7:34:22 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: This should be a straight to Disney + turd


You shut it! It's being directed by a WOMAN who has already directed two other turds. You'll get it, you"LL praise it and it had better be nominated for every available Hollywood circle jerk award or you are just misogynistic.
 
2020-08-29 8:14:41 AM  
"Katie Dippold, perhaps best known for writing the recent Ghostbusters reboot and hit comedy The Heat..."
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2020-08-29 8:29:30 AM  
They better at least have the stretching portrait room.

Seriously, I have been watching Haunted Mansion ridethroughs on Youtube. What a coiuncidence.
 
2020-08-29 8:33:54 AM  
I want to be optimistic about a new Haunted Mansion movie. I enjoyed the ride. The Eddie Murphy movie was pretty good (a solid choice for an evening at home, not "great cinematic art").

But that article didn't help me. Not one bit.
That left me thinking "tepid attempt to milk the cash cow's hind teat".
 
2020-08-29 8:40:18 AM  

bfh0417: drjekel_mrhyde: This should be a straight to Disney + turd

You shut it! It's being directed by a WOMAN who has already directed two other turds. You'll get it, you"LL praise it and it had better be nominated for every available Hollywood circle jerk award or you are just misogynistic.


You seem nice. 🙄
 
2020-08-29 9:56:22 AM  

kryptoknightmare: "Katie Dippold, perhaps best known for writing the recent Ghostbusters reboot and hit comedy The Heat..."
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I haven't seen the new Ghostbusters, but The Heat is funny.
 
2020-08-29 9:57:43 AM  

bfh0417: drjekel_mrhyde: This should be a straight to Disney + turd

You shut it! It's being directed by a WOMAN who has already directed two other turds. You'll get it, you"LL praise it and it had better be nominated for every available Hollywood circle jerk award or you are just misogynistic.


If you're talking about Ghostbusters and The Heat, they were directed by Paul Feig, who I think is not a woman. If you're talking about Dippold, she wrote not directed those films.

I liked The Heat. And if what we hear about the amount of improv in Ghostbusters is true, fault likely goes more to Feig than to Dippold for that turd.

This is Spinal Tap had 5 hours of on tour with the band--hotels and backstage and such--and another 2 hours of interviews with Marty. And not alternate takes, we're talking 7 hours of different material to edit down to an 83 minute masterpiece.

I'd bet money Ghostbusters just didn't get enough improv material to edit together a good movie. That's not on the writer (unless they relied on improv because the script wasn't good) and that's not on the performers. That's on the director.
 
2020-08-29 10:14:35 AM  

bfh0417: drjekel_mrhyde: This should be a straight to Disney + turd

You shut it! It's being directed by a WOMAN who has already directed two other turds. You'll get it, you"LL praise it and it had better be nominated for every available Hollywood circle jerk award or you are just misogynistic.


Who let the incel in?
 
2020-08-29 10:22:30 AM  
The Haunted Mansion - Full Attraction Soundtrack (Disneyland Park)
Youtube L2QLjmJsGhQ


Now the thread has music
 
2020-08-29 11:03:13 AM  

kryptoknightmare: "Katie Dippold, perhaps best known for writing the recent Ghostbusters reboot and hit comedy The Heat..."
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Sweet jebus, she's responsible for those atrocities?! Yeah, no thank you.
 
2020-08-29 11:30:44 AM  
The Haunted Penitentiary, starting Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein would be much scarier.
 
2020-08-29 11:46:04 AM  

bfh0417: drjekel_mrhyde: This should be a straight to Disney + turd

You shut it! It's being directed by a WOMAN who has already directed two other turds. You'll get it, you"LL praise it and it had better be nominated for every available Hollywood circle jerk award or you are just misogynistic.


Are you going to be okay?
 
2020-08-29 11:47:00 AM  
This has been talked about for ten years with Guillermo Del Toro involved somehow, but I don't see him mentioned in TFA.
 
2020-08-29 12:43:52 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: This should be a straight to Disney + turd


The white house will be used as the template since its so close to the real thing.
 
2020-08-29 12:46:14 PM  

kdawg7736: They better at least have the stretching portrait room.

Seriously, I have been watching Haunted Mansion ridethroughs on Youtube. What a coiuncidence.


Weird. I have been, too.
 
2020-08-29 1:09:06 PM  

CocoNutz: bfh0417: drjekel_mrhyde: This should be a straight to Disney + turd

You shut it! It's being directed by a WOMAN who has already directed two other turds. You'll get it, you"LL praise it and it had better be nominated for every available Hollywood circle jerk award or you are just misogynistic.

Who let the incel in?


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2020-08-29 1:30:44 PM  

NOLAhd: kryptoknightmare: "Katie Dippold, perhaps best known for writing the recent Ghostbusters reboot and hit comedy The Heat..."
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I haven't seen the new Ghostbusters, but The Heat is funny.


Yes, yes it is.

The scene with the Spanx in the bathroom made me laugh til I cried.

And when Bullock tried to tell of her bosses.
 
2020-08-29 1:40:57 PM  

groppet: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/L2QLjmJs​GhQ]

Now the thread has music


That ride is truly one of their masterpieces. Still haven't figured out how they did the original crystal ball head trick.
 
2020-08-29 1:53:53 PM  

bfh0417: CocoNutz: bfh0417: drjekel_mrhyde: This should be a straight to Disney + turd

You shut it! It's being directed by a WOMAN who has already directed two other turds. You'll get it, you"LL praise it and it had better be nominated for every available Hollywood circle jerk award or you are just misogynistic.

Who let the incel in?

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Haha, yeah you obviously don't care at all
 
2020-08-29 1:57:31 PM  

bfh0417: CocoNutz: bfh0417: drjekel_mrhyde: This should be a straight to Disney + turd

You shut it! It's being directed by a WOMAN who has already directed two other turds. You'll get it, you"LL praise it and it had better be nominated for every available Hollywood circle jerk award or you are just misogynistic.

Who let the incel in?

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They should cut the dose.

Or double it.

I dunno, I'm not a scientist.
 
2020-08-29 2:29:55 PM  
The ax murdering Bride "Constance Hatchaway" in the HM ride appears with each of her husbands in photographs in the Attic. In each picture she adds a pearl necklace for each of her husbands.
 
2020-08-29 6:44:09 PM  

Bukharin: kdawg7736: They better at least have the stretching portrait room.

Seriously, I have been watching Haunted Mansion ridethroughs on Youtube. What a coiuncidence.

Weird. I have been, too.


Have a favorite?
 
2020-08-29 10:28:57 PM  

optikeye: The ax murdering Bride "Constance Hatchaway" in the HM ride appears with each of her husbands in photographs in the Attic. In each picture she adds a pearl necklace for each of her husbands.


Kinky.
 
2020-08-30 9:30:09 AM  
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