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(Some Guy)   Senior adviser to President Trump, son-in-law Jared Kushner wants you to know that all the Gulf states' are ready for normalisation with Israel, it's just 'a matter of time'. Okay maybe not all, no way is Iran going to fall for this   (theunionjournal.com) divider line
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2020-08-28 9:47:44 AM  
"Dad" not Gulf states, Texas, Lousisian..."dad" no . not Golf state. ."dad" look, a negro on the lawn.
 
2020-08-28 9:56:11 AM  
And Bahrain told Pompeo to go pound sand.

It's just another thing in the last minute scramble for accomplishments, since they know they have none.
 
2020-08-28 11:08:46 AM  
As the US has absolutely no continuity at the top, I highly doubt leaders who are there to stay are going to listen to whatever tripe this failure of an administration is going to deliver up. It has severely impacted our world standing and the Middle East may have to start, oh I don't know, figuring things out on their own. The US has a few years of power left in them in the region and I think the leaders over there are starting to see that.
 
2020-08-28 2:12:57 PM  
"Do you know what would guarantee Israeli security?  Starting a shooting war between the Shia and Sunni!"
 
2020-08-28 2:29:13 PM  
The sun going nova is also a matter of time.
 
2020-08-28 2:30:50 PM  

Diogenes: And Bahrain told Pompeo to go pound sand.


They were hoping this interview would be published before that.
 
2020-08-28 2:31:22 PM  
Someone should have asked him how our relationship with North Korea is going.
 
2020-08-28 2:31:28 PM  
Jesus, the stupid is palpable. Yes Jared, Saudi Arabia is under the thrall of Iran, and it has nothing to do with the treatment of the Palestinians, our history of f*ckery in the area, and their leaders' use of Israel as a boogeyman to keep their populations in line.

Sh*t, put me in there. I could do a better job.
 
2020-08-28 2:31:29 PM  
It'll be a done deal in a couple of weeks, right?

Seems to be the Trump admin's answer to America asking "Are we there yet?" from the back seat.
 
2020-08-28 2:34:05 PM  
After four years of watching Trump's form of diplomacy, we should be lucky that they haven't declared war on us.
 
2020-08-28 2:36:50 PM  
Yeah, the Saudis should be able to pull that off with their street.
OK, sure thing  Right.
 
2020-08-28 2:38:06 PM  

CarnySaur: Someone should have asked him how our relationship with North Korea is going.


Or China, or Turkey, or Mexico... gee, I wonder why everyone thinks America sucks now?
 
2020-08-28 2:38:35 PM  

whither_apophis: "Do you know what would guarantee Israeli security?  Starting a shooting war between the Shia and Sunni!"


It worked for the last 1500 years.  During crusades, mongol invasions, Prussian incursions, that war with China, discovery of oil -- so yeah.  Your high schools West Side Story is different from my high schools West Side Story.
 
2020-08-28 2:42:49 PM  
When I think of "gulf states", the Middle East does not come to mind.

Also, it's easy to get from Australia to Georgia -- just hop over the Carpathians.
 
2020-08-28 2:46:07 PM  
They just got beat up by a massive hurricane. Why the hell do they care about Israel right now?
 
2020-08-28 2:47:22 PM  
He can lie to their base, but the International world thinks we're idiots.
 
2020-08-28 3:00:23 PM  
So when is Trump* going to demand Israel pay their far share for their defense and stop taking advantage of us?
 
2020-08-28 3:02:22 PM  
It concerns me that I seem to have a better understanding of Gulf politics than the de facto Middle East envoy, given I sell women's knickers for a living.
 
2020-08-28 3:05:45 PM  

Bungles: It concerns me that I seem to have a better understanding of Gulf politics than the de facto Middle East envoy, given I sell women's knickers for a living.


Are you being served?
 
2020-08-28 3:05:56 PM  
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Yeesh.
 
2020-08-28 3:24:26 PM  
F**king delusional.
Seriously, this is a Goddamn joke.
 
2020-08-28 3:25:07 PM  

phrawgh: Bungles: It concerns me that I seem to have a better understanding of Gulf politics than the de facto Middle East envoy, given I sell women's knickers for a living.

Are you being served?


Sir, this is an Arby's.
 
2020-08-28 4:03:32 PM  

Diogenes: And Bahrain told Pompeo to go pound sand.

It's just another thing in the last minute scramble for accomplishments, since they know they have none.


I was coming in to ask just that, "wasn't there one who told Pompeous and Jared to piss up a rope?"
 
2020-08-28 4:08:35 PM  
But they he actually specify which gulf.  Perhaps he meant the Gulf of Mexico and the states of Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Texas.
 
2020-08-28 5:33:20 PM  
"What does Iran have to do with the Persian Gulf?"

-Jared Kushner, probably
 
2020-08-28 6:30:20 PM  
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"MY NAME IS JARED!"
 
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