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(CBS 42 Birmingham)   "Risqué photoshoot at Clay family carnival shut down; free admission offered as apology." The Tilt-A-Whirl just doesn't measure up   (cbs42.com) divider line
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2020-08-27 2:22:16 PM  
23 votes:
What a risque Alabama carnival might look like:
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2020-08-27 4:34:09 PM  
22 votes:

waxbeans: How can nudity be obscene when you can look in a mirror anytime you want?
Odd logic.


I have black bars across my mirror at the right heights so I don't have to risk seeing any nudity whatsoever
 
2020-08-27 4:40:12 PM  
10 votes:
The Alabama carnies were sickened by the sight of so many naked women that were of no blood relation.
 
2020-08-27 4:46:51 PM  
9 votes:
How many times did y'all click on that picture wanting to see the other 14 images?

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2020-08-27 4:11:00 PM  
9 votes:

edmo: Some days, I appreciate the blurring.


The ones who really want to show it off, are the ones who really need to keep it to themselves.
 
2020-08-27 5:47:06 PM  
6 votes:
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/not Alabama
//tenuous connection to thread/story
///who cares
 
2020-08-27 4:56:15 PM  
6 votes:

TorpedoOrca: So THIS is the common Clay


media1.tenor.comView Full Size


/and, four threads up, a Cleavon Little mention.
 
2020-08-27 4:38:57 PM  
5 votes:
Small town Alabama and a bunch of carnies.

You could count the teeth in that phrase on your fingers.
 
2020-08-27 4:59:52 PM  
4 votes:
a freak accident

Pretty sure there was nothing accidental about that.

/one-in-a-million photoshoot, doc
 
2020-08-27 4:46:41 PM  
4 votes:

point09: BizarreMan: edmo: Some days, I appreciate the blurring.

The ones who really want to show it off, are the ones who really need to keep it to themselves.

Bah! You take the sharp knees, I'll take the tick thighs any day. It's the company she keeps that's more concerning to me.


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2020-08-27 4:40:25 PM  
4 votes:
Sorry for the photos, folks.  Please come back for some free covid.
 
2020-08-27 4:56:28 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-08-27 4:51:27 PM  
2 votes:
So THIS is the common Clay
 
2020-08-27 4:48:03 PM  
2 votes:

beezeltown: What a risque Alabama carnival might look like:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x426]


had no idea Alabama is having a shower shortage.
 
2020-08-27 6:02:34 PM  
1 vote:

debug: Danger Avoid Death: debug: These pictures appear to be from 1978.  The quality, the outfits, the hair, all of it.  WTF?

Did you miss the part about "Alabama"?

They don't have hd resolution in AL?


It's Alabama. You want that shiat as blurry and vaseline'd as much as possible.
 
2020-08-27 5:36:40 PM  
1 vote:
Clay city officials posted a public apology Thursday morning for a risqué photoshoot-a freak accident-that took place at family carnival the night before.

They accidentally put on lingerie for their photo shoot? They accidentally stumbled into a carnival during their lingerie photo shoot?
 
2020-08-27 5:00:55 PM  
1 vote:

Stratohead: beezeltown: What a risque Alabama carnival might look like:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x426]

had no idea Alabama is having a shower shortage.


It's an issue that long predates COVID. It kinda predates showering, actually.
 
2020-08-27 4:58:33 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: TorpedoOrca: So THIS is the common Clay

[media1.tenor.com image 498x200]

/and, four threads up, a Cleavon Little mention.


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Here's the full version if you need it.
 
2020-08-27 4:49:25 PM  
1 vote:

point09: tick thighs


All 8 of 'em?
 
2020-08-27 4:45:06 PM  
1 vote:

BizarreMan: edmo: Some days, I appreciate the blurring.

The ones who really want to show it off, are the ones who really need to keep it to themselves.


Bah! You take the sharp knees, I'll take the tick thighs any day. It's the company she keeps that's more concerning to me.
 
2020-08-27 4:33:17 PM  
1 vote:
What's a Clay?

>click<

Oh: redneckistan. I do not wanna see those jiggly inbred tiddies.
 
2020-08-27 3:01:20 PM  
1 vote:
Some days, I appreciate the blurring.
 
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