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(AL.com)   Alabama man indicted for making illegal cancer-fighting suppositories. Still no cure for Alabama   (al.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Pharmaceutical drug, Medicine, Pharmacology, Illness, United States, 54-year-old Patrick Charles Bishop, Oncology, distribution of drug products  
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2020-08-27 1:14:31 PM  
First sub in over 5 years...so glad this site is still around!
 
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2020-08-27 1:19:27 PM  
So you can take this treatment and shove it up your ass?
 
2020-08-27 1:58:01 PM  
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2020-08-27 2:24:11 PM  
For all the good it does, you might as well have shoved it up your ass.
 
2020-08-27 2:25:45 PM  
"Goldang, Cletus, these here pills you done cooked up ain't do muh cancer no good. Pills was almost impossible to swallow they was so big. Ah might as well have shoved 'em up my ass fer all the good they done me."
 
2020-08-27 2:26:23 PM  
Shakes fist at Subtonic.
 
2020-08-27 2:26:42 PM  
Lemme guess: I involves vibration?
 
2020-08-27 2:26:42 PM  
More butt stuff!
 
2020-08-27 2:28:45 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Shakes fist at Subtonic.


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2020-08-27 2:30:03 PM  
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2020-08-27 2:31:08 PM  
The entire state of Alabama can shove it up their ass as far as I'm concerned.
 
2020-08-27 2:32:23 PM  
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2020-08-27 2:32:47 PM  
too bad he didn't have a presidential endorsement.
 
2020-08-27 2:33:02 PM  
Kitchen Suppository Applicator?

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2020-08-27 2:33:19 PM  

Subtonic: For all the good it does, you might as well have shoved it up your ass.


One of my favourite Nester Perter lines of all time.
 
2020-08-27 2:33:41 PM  

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I have bad news Mr Farnsworth...
 
2020-08-27 2:34:59 PM  

AndoCommando: Subtonic: For all the good it does, you might as well have shoved it up your ass.

One of my favourite Nester Perter lines of all time.


Sorry Nester Pester.
 
2020-08-27 2:36:46 PM  
Alabama man
Youtube BrimMyOoEDA
 
2020-08-27 2:38:57 PM  
--pieces of hair in their suppository packs
--Alabama man
--a Bishop
--peptides, all he wanted was a peptide

That's a lot to unpack there.  Still no cure for cancer.
 
2020-08-27 2:44:08 PM  
"...customers reported finding pieces of hair in their suppository packs."

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2020-08-27 2:44:28 PM  
God, I wonder where he pulled that idea out of.
 
2020-08-27 2:45:17 PM  
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They won't cure your cancer butt they may make chemo more bearable.
 
2020-08-27 2:49:29 PM  
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A picture of the suppository suspect.
 
2020-08-27 3:36:08 PM  

fragMasterFlash: They won't cure your cancer butt they may make chemo more bearable.


Those are fine, but the followup Doritos suppositories are extremely painful, what with the three sharp corners and all..
 
2020-08-27 3:47:47 PM  
Part of me thinks that if this guy could get Alabama idjits to pay good money to have something shoved up their asses, he should be given a medal and a parade.
 
2020-08-27 3:49:35 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: First sub in over 5 years...so glad this site is still around!


The best  part is where they complained about the material which will be shoved up the person's ass is not sterile.  Ass don't care.
 
2020-08-27 3:51:22 PM  

Turbo Cojones: NikolaiFarkoff: First sub in over 5 years...so glad this site is still around!

The best  part is where they complained about the material which will be shoved up the person's ass is not sterile.  Ass don't care.


C.diff would like a word...
 
2020-08-27 3:54:50 PM  
This guy is one tweet away from his butt oil being the TrumpQ people's next miracle covid cure.
 
2020-08-27 4:03:18 PM  
♫ Sweet home, Alabutthole ...♫
 
2020-08-27 4:17:06 PM  

markie_farkie: fragMasterFlash: They won't cure your cancer butt they may make chemo more bearable.

Those are fine, but the followup Doritos suppositories are extremely painful, what with the three sharp corners and all..


PROTIP: When on the couch with your SO for some Netflix and Chill do NOT snack on Cool Ranch Doritos. You don't want those particular spices anywhere near your wedding tackle.
 
2020-08-27 5:16:13 PM  

fragMasterFlash: markie_farkie: fragMasterFlash: They won't cure your cancer butt they may make chemo more bearable.

Those are fine, but the followup Doritos suppositories are extremely painful, what with the three sharp corners and all..

PROTIP: When on the couch with your SO for some Netflix and Chill do NOT snack on Cool Ranch Doritos. You don't want those particular spices anywhere near your wedding tackle.


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Would be more appropriate.
 
2020-08-28 2:46:58 AM  
I bet this guy received the "You've got cancer" notice from his doctor, and his response was "Well you can shove that cancer right up your ass, doc"
 
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