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(NYPost)   If you come for the king, you best not miss. Kim Jong Un's sister vanishing from public view   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Korean War, North Korea, Kim Jong Un's younger sister, last month, South Korea, Kim Il-sung, Hermit Kingdom honcho, Pyongyang  
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2020-08-27 1:29:52 PM  
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2020-08-27 1:55:20 PM  
"In the past, anyone was deprived of their position the moment they were described as the No. 2 person in the North," Korea University Professor Nam Sung-wook told the newspaper

#2 gets flushed in my house too, but I always look at it first.
 
2020-08-27 7:57:05 PM  
Are we even sure if anyone is alive in North Korea?
 
2020-08-27 7:58:09 PM  

Thatguy!1984: Are we even sure if anyone is alive in North Korea?


In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.
 
2020-08-27 7:59:56 PM  
Always nice to see political instability in a desperately poor nuclear-armed country that considers itself to be fighting a barely cold war with the United States and its allies...
 
2020-08-27 8:03:14 PM  
I've never seen a woman with a resting biatch face that can suck the soul right out if you like hers.
 
2020-08-27 8:04:16 PM  
The king is dead.

Long live his impersonator.
 
2020-08-27 8:04:19 PM  

Kirablue42: Thatguy!1984: Are we even sure if anyone is alive in North Korea?

In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.


I can't imagine things are going well.

Covid knocks people who aren't literally starving to death on their ass for a month. And I simply can't imagine that not a single case has gotten into it yet.
 
2020-08-27 8:04:36 PM  
Have no fear, Trump and the disgusting, repulsive scum that support him will swoop in to save the day.

And I mean that by every sense of the word, anyone supporting Trump at this point is repulsive scum
 
2020-08-27 8:13:45 PM  
TFA has no definitive... anything. Thanks for nothing subs and the always unimpressive NYPost.
 
2020-08-27 8:14:26 PM  

Kirablue42: In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.


They never said for sure that's what happened.

It just went dark.
 
2020-08-27 8:15:14 PM  
TLDR: speculations with regards to the inner workings of North Korea are not founded on any sort of concrete information.
 
2020-08-27 8:23:17 PM  
Everybody calm down.  She's just crashing at my place for a few days.
 
2020-08-27 8:24:24 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: "In the past, anyone was deprived of their position the moment they were described as the No. 2 person in the North," Korea University Professor Nam Sung-wook told the newspaper

#2 gets flushed in my house too, but I always look at it first.


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2020-08-27 8:31:45 PM  
Damn.. I was seriously hoping she'd go evil space empress on the rest of the world. Oh well.
 
2020-08-27 8:33:52 PM  
Basically everything the NYP says about NK turns out to be wrong a week later.
 
2020-08-27 8:35:43 PM  

Gonz: Kirablue42: In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.

They never said for sure that's what happened.

It just went dark.


In most of it, how could you tell?

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2020-08-27 8:46:22 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: "In the past, anyone was deprived of their position the moment they were described as the No. 2 person in the North," Korea University Professor Nam Sung-wook told the newspaper

#2 gets flushed in my house too, but I always look at it first.


Being #2 in North Korea is as dangerous as being the #2 of Al-Qaida.

/By the way, whatever happened to them? We don't hear many AQ #2's being dispatched to their 72 virgins lately.
 
2020-08-27 8:53:45 PM  

Kirablue42: Thatguy!1984: Are we even sure if anyone is alive in North Korea?

In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.


After pulling everyone's teeth.
 
2020-08-27 8:55:16 PM  

ColonelCathcart: Marcus Aurelius: "In the past, anyone was deprived of their position the moment they were described as the No. 2 person in the North," Korea University Professor Nam Sung-wook told the newspaper

#2 gets flushed in my house too, but I always look at it first.

Being #2 in North Korea is as dangerous as being the #2 of Al-Qaida.

/By the way, whatever happened to them? We don't hear many AQ #2's being dispatched to their 72 virgins lately.


ColonelCathcart: Marcus Aurelius: "In the past, anyone was deprived of their position the moment they were described as the No. 2 person in the North," Korea University Professor Nam Sung-wook told the newspaper

#2 gets flushed in my house too, but I always look at it first.

Being #2 in North Korea is as dangerous as being the #2 of Al-Qaida.

/By the way, whatever happened to them? We don't hear many AQ #2's being dispatched to their 72 virgins lately.


Can't have a #2 if you only have a #1 and #3 - #n
 
2020-08-27 8:56:21 PM  
2020 is just one happy little event after another, isn't it?

/s
 
2020-08-27 9:26:10 PM  

Summoner101: Gonz: Kirablue42: In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.

They never said for sure that's what happened.

It just went dark.

In most of it, how could you tell?

[static.independent.co.uk image 850x637]


They love astronomy so much they designated their entire country as a dark sky conservation area.
 
2020-08-27 9:29:21 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: The king is dead.

Long live his impersonator.


This. The guy in the pictures they've been putting out lately does NOT look like Jong Un to me.
 
2020-08-27 9:37:32 PM  

Gonz: Kirablue42: In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.

They never said for sure that's what happened.

It just went dark.


Someone else wrote a follow-up to that.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6115555/​1​/The-Way-Is-Shut
 
2020-08-27 9:46:51 PM  
Moments before rounds from the anti-aircraft gun were to rip through her body, Kim Yo Jong thought she could faintly hear her brother, whistling "Farmer in the Dell."
 
2020-08-27 9:51:34 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: #2 gets flushed in my house too, but I always look at it first.


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2020-08-27 10:00:32 PM  

Fabric_Man: Moments before rounds from the anti-aircraft gun were to rip through her body, Kim Yo Jong thought she could faintly hear her brother, whistling "Farmer in the Dell."


Better:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?index=40&​l​ist=PLvupJ7Pqeu1q0TCXGTDoG3s-P17uz7sk1​&v=fpR5ug_8Pv4
 
2020-08-27 10:09:20 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Gonz: Kirablue42: In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.

They never said for sure that's what happened.

It just went dark.

Someone else wrote a follow-up to that.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6115555/1​/The-Way-Is-Shut


Thanks, that was good.
 
2020-08-27 10:53:25 PM  

Kirablue42: Thatguy!1984: Are we even sure if anyone is alive in North Korea?

In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.


Thought they pulled out everyone's teeth?
 
2020-08-28 12:42:34 AM  

ColonelCathcart: By the way, whatever happened to them? We don't hear many AQ #2's being dispatched to their 72 virgins lately.


ISIS became the better brand. 

Serious- terrorism is like Starbucks. That's why AQI- al Qaeda in Iraq- existed. Osama hated Saddam. But when a bunch of Chechyns came to town to fight, they used the AQ name because it was instant street credibility.

When the IS crowd came around, there was a new hotness. AQ went away in favor of being the Islamic State of Whatever. It's the Cola Wars, just with more RPGs.
 
2020-08-28 3:24:28 AM  
so coming from same people that have been playing schrodinger Jong Un in past few month. so 0% certainty of anything.
 
2020-08-28 4:19:49 AM  

Ivo Shandor: Gonz: Kirablue42: In the book, World War Z, there was some stuff written about how they handled the zombie apocalypse. They simply went into their bunkers..and no one ever came out.

They never said for sure that's what happened.

It just went dark.

Someone else wrote a follow-up to that.
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6115555/1​/The-Way-Is-Shut


thanks. That was a good read.
 
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