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(Cleveland 19)   Crazy Eyes and Thumbhead didn't think through their cunning kidnap plot much further than 'grab her'   (cleveland19.com) divider line
    More: Stupid, Gender, business card, own car, female victim, vehicle description, suspects, detectives, car  
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3259 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Aug 2020 at 12:44 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-27 11:58:15 AM  
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2020-08-27 12:07:02 PM  
Whoooo boy, I'de bet some real money they were channers
 
2020-08-27 12:10:00 PM  

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Surprisingly, the actual suspects were scarier looking than the library ghost.
 
2020-08-27 12:48:02 PM  
Cousins have GOT to stop farking.
 
2020-08-27 12:48:04 PM  

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Particularly relevant given that both those men are almost certainly dickless.

At least, whatever was there has probably retreated into the folds out of shame.
 
2020-08-27 12:48:06 PM  
criminal masterminds
 
2020-08-27 12:48:42 PM  
So they planned on giving her alcohol, wow how very high school date rapey of them.
 
2020-08-27 12:49:02 PM  
Jeez, assault with a dead weapon..
 
2020-08-27 12:50:55 PM  
You know, the term 'thumbhead' gets thrown around a lot... how bad could it ... *clicks link*

Yep, that's a thumbhead!
 
2020-08-27 12:52:30 PM  
Jesus, what's wrong with white people.
 
2020-08-27 12:52:47 PM  
You know why I can tell they are Trump supporters? Because they are so stupid that they didn't just say that they were going to kidnap her for ransom money.
 
2020-08-27 12:53:02 PM  

Wenchmaster: Cousins have GOT to stop farking.



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"Uhh... YOU'RE not my supervisor."
 
2020-08-27 12:55:32 PM  
That's a hard 37
 
2020-08-27 12:59:28 PM  
If that gaiter around his neck makes it up an over that one roll it's going to shoot off his head and smack the ceiling.

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2020-08-27 1:01:56 PM  

MinnesotaJack: That's a lard 37


FTFY. Looks like Ohio has it's fair share of motor home meth MAGAts, too.

/ Those two are basically an entire neighborhood here in Northern California.
 
2020-08-27 1:06:22 PM  

Xanlexian: Wenchmaster: Cousins have GOT to stop farking.


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"Uhh... YOU'RE not my supervisor."


post of the day right here lol

you are teh winar
 
2020-08-27 1:09:52 PM  

SBinRR: If that gaiter around his neck makes it up an over that one roll it's going to shoot off his head and smack the ceiling.

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Paging Dr. Pimple Popper
 
2020-08-27 1:20:06 PM  
The fat kid from the Far Side comics has really fallen on hard times

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2020-08-27 1:27:13 PM  
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2020-08-27 1:38:12 PM  
Two corpulent trash slobs who can't get out of a car without getting winded were going to do something that requires speed, strength and agility. American exceptionalism personified.
 
2020-08-27 1:42:28 PM  

SBinRR: If that gaiter around his neck makes it up an over that one roll it's going to shoot off his head and smack the ceiling.

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"What a beautiful belt you've got on!" Alice suddenly remarked.

(They had had quite enough of the subject of age, she thought: and if they really were to take turns in choosing subjects, it was her turn now.) "At least," she corrected herself on second thoughts, "a beautiful gaiter, I should have said -- no, a belt, I mean -- I beg your pardon!" she added in dismay, for Humpty Dumpty looked thoroughly offended, and she began to wish she hadn't chosen that subject. "If I only knew," the thought to herself, "which was neck and which was waist!"

Evidently Humpty Dumpty was very angry, though he said nothing for a minute or two. When he did speak again, it was in a deep growl.

"It is a -- most -- provoking -- thing," he said at last, "when a person doesn't know a gaiter from a belt!"
"I know it's very ignorant of me," Alice said, in so humble a tone that Humpty Dumpty relented.

"It's a gaiter, child, and a beautiful one, as you say. It's a present from the White King and Queen. There now!"

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2020-08-27 2:00:37 PM  

CrazyCurt: MinnesotaJack: That's a lard 37

FTFY. Looks like Ohio has it's fair share of motor home meth MAGAts, too.

/ Those two are basically an entire neighborhood here in Northern California.


I'm pretty sure they're an entire neighbourhood wherever they stand.
 
2020-08-27 2:02:41 PM  
Sorry to double post, but I could name 5 bars off the top of my head in Edmonton alone where these two would be the best looking dudes in there. How can it be this difficult to get laid?
 
2020-08-27 2:14:45 PM  

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Ahh that's what it is. I thought it was a shock collar.
 
2020-08-27 2:23:05 PM  
This scenario is every female real estate agent's nightmare. Glad she escaped and was able to report it.
 
2020-08-27 2:32:15 PM  
Subby is lying. Police questioned Helton, who said it was Evans' idea to abduct the woman, give her alcohol, and then rape her...Clearly they had a plan. Not a great plan, or even a good one, but a plan nonetheless. And those are both pretty good sized dudes. Between the two of them they couldn't overpower a 54 year old woman? They're gonna have fun in prison...
 
2020-08-27 3:23:17 PM  

Wenchmaster: Cousins have GOT to stop farking.


Why? My cousins are pretty hot...
 
2020-08-27 6:41:35 PM  
Two less votes for Trump!
 
2020-08-27 7:25:49 PM  

Scrith: Two less votes for Trump!


LOL those aren't voters
 
2020-08-27 8:08:49 PM  
I'd watch a show called Crazy Eyes and Thumbhead.
What's Mike Judge up to now?
 
2020-08-27 8:13:27 PM  

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It takes the dude on the right three hours to put on a pillow case because he lacks a chin.
 
2020-08-27 10:12:04 PM  
I nominate these two for the Mugshot Hall of Fame.
 
2020-08-28 8:22:16 AM  
fine, I'll do it myself...

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