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(News.com.au)   News: A gospel singer turned celebrity politician is accused of masterminding the brutal assassination of her husband; Fark: who was once her adopted son; WTFark: with the help of five of the couple's 55 children   (news.com.au) divider line
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2020-08-27 10:15:57 AM  
If 2020 were a news story...

I'm kind of relieved this is happening outside of the US, JFC. There's only so much crazy I can handle in this country.
 
2020-08-27 10:24:53 AM  
She killed him because divorce was ungodly, leaving her no choice?  WTF!
 
2020-08-27 10:30:03 AM  
The Aristocrats?
 
2020-08-27 10:33:23 AM  
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2020-08-27 11:06:59 AM  
"... Now, let me see if I've got this straight...."
 
2020-08-27 11:07:58 AM  
"Anderson do Carmo, 42, was discovered shot 30 times, mostly in the groin, in the garage of the family's home in Rio de Janeiro in June that year."
 
2020-08-27 11:08:44 AM  
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2020-08-27 11:09:28 AM  
Subby missed the obvious 'de Souza' joke?
 
2020-08-27 11:10:01 AM  

maddan: She killed him because divorce was ungodly, leaving her no choice?  WTF!


Right? Why is marriage a matter of public knowledge? Seems like stupid rules make our own hell.
 
2020-08-27 11:10:03 AM  
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2020-08-27 11:10:52 AM  

Nurglitch: "Anderson do Carmo, 42, was discovered shot 30 times, mostly in the groin, in the garage of the family's home in Rio de Janeiro in June that year."


Apparently she gave no farks... and wanted to make sure he didn't either.
 
2020-08-27 11:11:39 AM  
Headline reads like the plot of a telenovela.
 
2020-08-27 11:13:00 AM  
Christian family values
 
2020-08-27 11:13:03 AM  

maddan: She killed him because divorce was ungodly, leaving her no choice?  WTF!


And the sex club they allegedly visited prior to his murder was totes chill. Biblical precedence of a wife watching her husband plow another woman and all.
 
2020-08-27 11:13:21 AM  

turboke: Headline reads like the plot of a telenovela.


I would definitely watch that
 
2020-08-27 11:13:23 AM  

Nurglitch: "Anderson do Carmo, 42, was discovered shot 30 times, mostly in the groin, in the garage of the family's home in Rio de Janeiro in June that year."


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"You could say the family....    went totally 'nuts'."
 
2020-08-27 11:16:06 AM  
Utah?

*click*

Well, didn't see that coming in a brazillian years
 
2020-08-27 11:16:50 AM  

GardenWeasel: The Aristocrats?


Twice in one week!
 
2020-08-27 11:17:14 AM  
"...was discovered shot 30 times, mostly in the groin..."

I dont want to say anything controversial but she sounds like a Grade A biatch.
 
2020-08-27 11:18:07 AM  
News: A gospel singer turned celebrity politician is accused of masterminding the brutal assassination of her husband; Fark: who was once her adopted son; WTFark: with the help of five of the couple's 55 children
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2020-08-27 11:18:21 AM  

Nurglitch: "Anderson do Carmo, 42, was discovered shot 30 times, mostly in the groin, in the garage of the family's home in Rio de Janeiro in June that year."


...Yeah, at that point you could draw the conclusion that it was kinda personal.
 
2020-08-27 11:19:59 AM  

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THIS PLACE HAS EVERYTHING EVERYONE.
 
2020-08-27 11:20:00 AM  
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2020-08-27 11:21:30 AM  
Confused?  You won't be after this week's episode of Soap!
 
2020-08-27 11:22:34 AM  

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DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU TO HELL

🎵 misbehavin' 🎵
 
2020-08-27 11:24:51 AM  
Florida?  "Clicks link" Ah, Brazil.  The Florida of South America.

//Prove me wrong
 
2020-08-27 11:24:55 AM  
Yeah, my guess is that her love extended to more than one adopted son.
 
2020-08-27 11:25:08 AM  
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2020-08-27 11:25:31 AM  

maddan: She killed him because divorce was ungodly, leaving her no choice?  WTF!


Translation; he would have gotten some of her money in a divorce so he had to die
 
2020-08-27 11:26:14 AM  

turboke: Headline reads like the plot of a telenovela.


Give it some time and it will be.
 
2020-08-27 11:26:16 AM  

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Well, they were at one point
 
2020-08-27 11:26:18 AM  
30 times in the groin sounds more like he had a little something on the side.
 
2020-08-27 11:26:19 AM  
It's always a breath of fresh air to see other countries more farked up than ours.
 
2020-08-27 11:27:17 AM  
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2020-08-27 11:27:39 AM  

maddan: She killed him because divorce was ungodly, leaving her no choice?  WTF!


Not to defend her in any way whatsoever--Im guessing she mat have thought it's harder to fake/cover-up a divorce if you're a well known figure in a community where divorce is taboo.
 
2020-08-27 11:35:27 AM  
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2020-08-27 11:35:37 AM  

JAGChem82: Nurglitch: "Anderson do Carmo, 42, was discovered shot 30 times, mostly in the groin, in the garage of the family's home in Rio de Janeiro in June that year."

Apparently she gave no farks... and wanted to make sure he didn't either.


That is just how a Brazilian whacks.
 
2020-08-27 11:40:03 AM  
The reports include claims she wanted to kill her husband because she thought divorce ungodly, leaving her with no choice.
"What am I supposed to do? I can't separate from him because that would scandalise the name of God," she allegedly said in a message to one of her children.
Police reportedly believe that in the hours before Mr Do Carmo's shooting, he and Flordelis visited a swingers club in the Rio neighbourhood of Botafogo.



Somebody do a 23 and Me stat I think we might have Found Jerry Jr's long-lost half sister, perhaps father by Jrry Sr on a "mission trip"
 
2020-08-27 11:42:39 AM  
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2020-08-27 11:43:01 AM  
Celebrity "Christian" who married her adopted son as soon as he came of age, and adopted 55 kids, which helped "secure her place as a powerful and popular figure within Brazil's conservative Social Democratic Party."

And then, when suspected of premeditated murder, the police "were unable to detain Flordelis since she enjoys parliamentary immunity."

No wonder Trump loves Brazil.
 
2020-08-27 11:50:01 AM  
That's pretty close to a modern Old Testament vibe.
 
2020-08-27 12:00:42 PM  
Must've been the bossa nova.
 
2020-08-27 12:11:44 PM  
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2020-08-27 12:20:45 PM  
Flordelis, Flordelis, Flordelis. I told you - how many times? - no witnesses. Christ, you got 55 kids, are you really gonna miss five of em? Your income won't drop that much and after the heat dies down you can round up another half dozen or so and be right back where you were.

Heavy sigh. Now we'll have to drop a few grand on lawyers and a PR firm. You'll be lucky to break even on this deal.
 
2020-08-27 12:24:16 PM  

maddan: She killed him because divorce was ungodly, leaving her no choice?  WTF!


That's religion for ya.
 
2020-08-27 12:25:52 PM  

AtlanticCoast63: Nurglitch: "Anderson do Carmo, 42, was discovered shot 30 times, mostly in the groin, in the garage of the family's home in Rio de Janeiro in June that year."

...Yeah, at that point you could draw the conclusion that it was kinda personal.


My read was a little different.

She already has a history of farking her (adopted) son.

The poor bastard she conned into shooting her husband may have been a bit frustrated that she wasn't farking him too (and yes, I know it was her bio son that did the shooting), and took it out on Daddy's junk.
 
2020-08-27 12:31:50 PM  
55 kids! When did she have time?
 
2020-08-27 12:36:41 PM  
shes got a helluva chin ill her her that
 
2020-08-27 12:38:49 PM  
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2020-08-27 1:01:48 PM  

sozelle: maddan: She killed him because divorce was ungodly, leaving her no choice?  WTF!

Not to defend her in any way whatsoever--Im guessing she mat have thought it's harder to fake/cover-up a divorce if you're a well known figure in a community where divorce is taboo.


Then shoot him in the head or chest a couple times.  Not 30 times in the groin.  That's a huge red flag that it was very very personal and the cops will know instantly that it was someone close to the victim.  Also, leave the kids out of it.  Two people can keep a secret if... and all that.
 
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