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(The Verge)   Amazon launches Halo, a fitness band without a screen, nor Alexa. Cortana cackles in the background   (theverge.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Body fat percentage, Body mass index, Amazon Halo band, new fitness band, Obesity, Adipose tissue, body fat, Halo band  
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2020-08-27 9:58:23 AM  
Don't do this.
 
2020-08-27 10:37:11 AM  
It makes a 3D model of your body and tracks the emotional tone in your voice

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2020-08-27 11:22:32 AM  
Oh Amazon... you had me at "take naked pictures of yourself, that will automatically be deleted from the cloud once analyzed"  😂😂😂

You've got to be kidding me...
 
2020-08-27 11:27:56 AM  

Orallo: Oh Amazon... you had me at "take naked pictures of yourself, that will automatically be deleted from the cloud once analyzed"  😂😂😂

You've got to be kidding me...


News from June 8, 2021:

In a major data breach it was discovered today that Amazon Halo servers did not, in fact, delete all the naked pictures users sent. The images, along with all recorded data including names, dates of birth, and home addresses, were obtained by hackers that then released the data to the public.

Amazon is not expected to face any consequences for their lack of security or lies about deleting data.
 
2020-08-27 11:27:58 AM  
Master Chief approves
 
2020-08-27 12:21:13 PM  
I was hoping one of the skilled fark 'shop masters would have a halo (from the video game) completely covered in amazon fulfillment centers
 
2020-08-27 2:54:42 PM  
"Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over."
 
2020-08-27 3:44:20 PM  

B0redd: Master Chief approves


I'm pretty sure Master Chief DOESN'T want more Halos he has to blow up to prevent universal extinction.
 
2020-08-27 4:52:44 PM  
I really like the sound of the Tone feature. I am certainly willing to toss $65 at it if I can.

Wouldn't do the naked pic of self bit.
 
2020-08-27 5:58:07 PM  

Xetal: Orallo: Oh Amazon... you had me at "take naked pictures of yourself, that will automatically be deleted from the cloud once analyzed"  😂😂😂

You've got to be kidding me...

News from June 8, 2021:

In a major data breach it was discovered today that Amazon Halo servers did not, in fact, delete all the naked pictures users sent. The images, along with all recorded data including names, dates of birth, and home addresses, were obtained by hackers that then released the data to the public.

Amazon is not expected to face any consequences for their lack of security or lies about deleting data.


Now the question is do you want pics of people who need a fitness band?
 
2020-08-27 7:06:35 PM  

Orallo: Oh Amazon... you had me at "take naked pictures of yourself, that will automatically be deleted from the cloud once analyzed"  😂😂😂

You've got to be kidding me...


I participated in the beta. It worked great.

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2020-08-28 9:35:38 AM  
why
 
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