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(Las Cruces Sun-News) Weeners Driver in fatal head-on collision was found with his pants down, injuries to deceased female passenger suggest she was hit by the stick   (lcsun-news.com) divider line
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2020-08-27 12:56:28 AM  
Come and go.
 
yms
2020-08-27 3:41:54 AM  
Was it an issue with his load that caused him to lose control?
 
2020-08-27 3:43:01 AM  
Well that's got to be embarrassing.
 
2020-08-27 3:43:39 AM  
Man, thats a damn shame. A girl that gives roadhead at two in the afternoon with no alcohol involved?
 
2020-08-27 3:49:06 AM  
That's pretty hot...and it only got hotter when the car caught fire.
 
2020-08-27 3:53:55 AM  
At least we finally know what police vehicle lights look like.
 
2020-08-27 3:54:50 AM  
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2020-08-27 3:56:27 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Man, thats a damn shame. A girl that gives roadhead at two in the afternoon with no alcohol involved?


Single moms have to get thru college somehow.
 
2020-08-27 4:01:46 AM  
The same thing happened in The World According to Garp , except it was different.
 
2020-08-27 4:14:12 AM  
Wasn't this an episode of Titus?
 
2020-08-27 4:17:22 AM  
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Understands.
 
2020-08-27 4:27:48 AM  
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2020-08-27 4:28:53 AM  

carnifex2005: [babbletop.com image 850x478]

Understands.


Happy to see my work here is done.
 
2020-08-27 4:42:35 AM  
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2020-08-27 4:43:49 AM  
So not a happy ending?
 
2020-08-27 4:45:03 AM  
Something, something, paradise, something, dashboard light.
 
2020-08-27 4:54:57 AM  
Laura Moon approves.
 
2020-08-27 4:55:48 AM  

Ishkur: [Fark user image image 512x277]


Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!
 
2020-08-27 4:58:10 AM  
That sucks.
 
2020-08-27 4:59:39 AM  

drxym: So not a happy ending?


Big death
 
2020-08-27 5:13:28 AM  
She got shafted in this deal
 
2020-08-27 5:22:23 AM  
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Screenshot from the family's gofundme. I could say so many awful things right now, but she is somebody's daughter.
 
2020-08-27 5:24:04 AM  
"I mean, I had mine removed surgically under general anesthesia. But to have it bitten off...."

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2020-08-27 5:37:37 AM  

Maturin: [Fark user image 850x476]
Screenshot from the family's gofundme. I could say so many awful things right now, but she is somebody's daughter.


Mattel's?
 
2020-08-27 5:40:41 AM  
Dicstrated driving.
 
2020-08-27 5:59:27 AM  
I'll typically do a gis in situations like this to appease my morbid curiosity about the hotness factor. This one was more interesting than most:

3 accused of abusing former patient in Graves Co., KY
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Turns out that the whole family is pretty scummy and nothing of value was lost.
 
2020-08-27 6:14:42 AM  
Jesus, that must make an awful situation even worse for the family.
That doesn't seem like information that needs to be released out of respect for the grieving relatives and friends.
 
2020-08-27 6:27:11 AM  
Oh my that is embarrassing.  How does a 28 year old explain away an Oldsmobile?.
 
2020-08-27 6:29:57 AM  

Maturin: [Fark user image 850x476]
Screenshot from the family's gofundme. I could say so many awful things right now, but she is somebody's daughter.


I seriously thought that was a picture of a Real Doll.
 
2020-08-27 6:41:22 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Maturin: [Fark user image 850x476]
Screenshot from the family's gofundme. I could say so many awful things right now, but she is somebody's daughter.

I seriously thought that was a picture of a Real Doll.


Yeah, that's where I was gonna go.
 
2020-08-27 6:46:18 AM  

Maturin: [Fark user image 850x476]
Screenshot from the family's gofundme. I could say so many awful things right now, but she is somebody's daughter.


That's a funny way of saying 'manufacturer'.
 
2020-08-27 6:46:49 AM  
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But she had airbags...
 
2020-08-27 6:49:36 AM  

X-Geek: I'll typically do a gis in situations like this to appease my morbid curiosity about the hotness factor. This one was more interesting than most:

3 accused of abusing former patient in Graves Co., KY
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Turns out that the whole family is pretty scummy and nothing of value was lost.


That is not the same family. They are from Kentucky, she was from New Mexico

Here's her mugshot from the Las Cruces jail though

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2020-08-27 6:51:46 AM  
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2020-08-27 6:55:44 AM  
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A short lived relationship that's fer sure...
 
2020-08-27 6:57:37 AM  

cretinbob: X-Geek: I'll typically do a gis in situations like this to appease my morbid curiosity about the hotness factor. This one was more interesting than most:

3 accused of abusing former patient in Graves Co., KY
[Fark user image 850x280]
Turns out that the whole family is pretty scummy and nothing of value was lost.

That is not the same family. They are from Kentucky, she was from New Mexico

Here's her mugshot from the Las Cruces jail though

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No, that's her.  They were from Columbus, OH to start with.  Same nose, mole and parents.
 
2020-08-27 7:06:21 AM  
Well this story took an odd twist.  The way I always heard it, the stick shift broke off inside her.
 
2020-08-27 7:07:17 AM  

BiffSpiffy: cretinbob: X-Geek: I'll typically do a gis in situations like this to appease my morbid curiosity about the hotness factor. This one was more interesting than most:

3 accused of abusing former patient in Graves Co., KY
[Fark user image 850x280]
Turns out that the whole family is pretty scummy and nothing of value was lost.

That is not the same family. They are from Kentucky, she was from New Mexico

Here's her mugshot from the Las Cruces jail though

[bailbondshq.com image 432x540]

No, that's her.  They were from Columbus, OH to start with.  Same nose, mole and parents.


One has brown eyes, one has green eyes but I can certainly see it not being a common name
 
2020-08-27 7:10:26 AM  
"Flores' Oldsmobile..."

Stopped there.

Hot damned olds.
 
2020-08-27 7:11:45 AM  
Has anyone seen the movie "crash?"

No not that one.  The other movie called Crash.
 
2020-08-27 7:21:19 AM  
That's no way to get some head in life...
 
2020-08-27 7:22:58 AM  

X-Geek: I'll typically do a gis in situations like this to appease my morbid curiosity about the hotness factor. This one was more interesting than most:

3 accused of abusing former patient in Graves Co., KY
[Fark user image 850x280]
Turns out that the whole family is pretty scummy and nothing of value was lost.


If you are blowing a guy at 2pm in an Oldsmobile you probably weren't doing that great in life to begin with.
 
2020-08-27 7:24:33 AM  
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2020-08-27 7:24:49 AM  

BiffSpiffy: [Fark user image 483x483]

But she had airbags...


Is....is that the Oldsmobile behind her?
 
2020-08-27 7:28:43 AM  

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For the hearing impaired...
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2020-08-27 7:35:19 AM  
It's hard to find words... all choked up.
 
2020-08-27 7:38:22 AM  

cretinbob: BiffSpiffy: cretinbob: X-Geek: I'll typically do a gis in situations like this to appease my morbid curiosity about the hotness factor. This one was more interesting than most:

3 accused of abusing former patient in Graves Co., KY
[Fark user image 850x280]
Turns out that the whole family is pretty scummy and nothing of value was lost.

That is not the same family. They are from Kentucky, she was from New Mexico

Here's her mugshot from the Las Cruces jail though

[bailbondshq.com image 432x540]

No, that's her.  They were from Columbus, OH to start with.  Same nose, mole and parents.

One has brown eyes, one has green eyes but I can certainly see it not being a common name


It's her and her parents in the KY article where they were arrested.  Same names, father, mother and her.  The pig-nose and the mole under said nose also matches.  It was her.
 
2020-08-27 7:51:20 AM  
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2020-08-27 7:53:35 AM  
was the errr..."stick" still in her mouth?
 
2020-08-27 7:54:28 AM  

BiffSpiffy: [Fark user image 655x396]

A short lived relationship that's fer sure...


Well, maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few days they had together they loved a lifetime's worth.
 
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