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    More: Spiffy, Star Wars, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Boba Fett, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, introduction of Boba Fett, Luke Skywalker, recognizable feature, greatest Star Wars film  
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1433 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 27 Aug 2020 at 3:50 AM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-08-27 10:59:57 AM  
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gar1013: jayphat: Bslim: The saddest part is most of them will be bought out by shiatbag "sneakerheads" who won't use 'em or resell them to other shiatbags who won't wear them either.

People like that make me cringe. I work retail management. You know how many pairs of non-work shoes I've bought? 1, since Obama was sworn in as President the first time, and that was just two months ago because my others had finally seperated on the bottom. My point is not all of us can blow money on shiat like that just to prop them up. Like people who buy cars then never drive them, ever.

You do realize that people like that are why you have a job, right?

I work for a pharmacy. Unless they're putting their bottle of Percocet on a mantle to look at, they aren't doing a damned thing for me.
2020-08-27 9:53:55 AM  
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"Boba Fett wasn't introduced in The Empire Strikes Back - he was introduced in the Star Wars Holiday Special!"
2020-08-27 5:30:38 AM  
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I can't find another pic, but these are faves in my closet:

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2020-08-27 4:32:25 AM  
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Lucas would insist in changing that:

"Alert the crew of my arrival and bring along my ship so I may enter it."
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