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2020-08-27 4:18:13 AM  
Those are ugly as fark
 
2020-08-27 4:32:25 AM  
Lucas would insist in changing that:

"Alert the crew of my arrival and bring along my ship so I may enter it."
 
2020-08-27 5:30:38 AM  
I can't find another pic, but these are faves in my closet:

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2020-08-27 6:11:44 AM  
Boba Fett was cool until they decided to give him a backstory.
 
2020-08-27 6:34:48 AM  
The saddest part is most of them will be bought out by shiatbag "sneakerheads" who won't use 'em or resell them to other shiatbags who won't wear them either.
 
2020-08-27 6:40:10 AM  

Bslim: The saddest part is most of them will be bought out by shiatbag "sneakerheads" who won't use 'em or resell them to other shiatbags who won't wear them either.


Salty.
 
HFK [BareFark]
2020-08-27 8:34:44 AM  
The pouch hanging off the side ruins it for me.
 
2020-08-27 8:42:34 AM  
I understand wanting to use a Boba Fett quote but that one doesn't make sense

I would've gone with " (These shoes) are worth a lot to me!"

/he didn't have that many quotes 🤷🏻♂
 
2020-08-27 8:49:35 AM  

Bslim: The saddest part is most of them will be bought out by shiatbag "sneakerheads" who won't use 'em or resell them to other shiatbags who won't wear them either.


People like that make me cringe. I work retail management. You know how many pairs of non-work shoes I've bought? 1, since Obama was sworn in as President the first time, and that was just two months ago because my others had finally seperated on the bottom. My point is not all of us can blow money on shiat like that just to prop them up. Like people who buy cars then never drive them, ever.
 
2020-08-27 9:53:55 AM  
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"Boba Fett wasn't introduced in The Empire Strikes Back - he was introduced in the Star Wars Holiday Special!"
 
2020-08-27 10:16:46 AM  
Low-tops without the pouch would be cool
 
amb [TotalFark]
2020-08-27 10:47:54 AM  

HFK: The pouch hanging off the side ruins it for me.


Since there is only 1 pouch, and it still looks like a shoe, Liefeld didn't design it.

/I know Liefeld doesn't design shoes
//at least I hope he doesn't
///but common a pouch on the shoe, where else you gonna go?
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2020-08-27 10:49:00 AM  

HFK: The pouch hanging off the side ruins it for me.


Where else are you supposed to keep your tots?
 
2020-08-27 10:49:36 AM  

jayphat: Bslim: The saddest part is most of them will be bought out by shiatbag "sneakerheads" who won't use 'em or resell them to other shiatbags who won't wear them either.

People like that make me cringe. I work retail management. You know how many pairs of non-work shoes I've bought? 1, since Obama was sworn in as President the first time, and that was just two months ago because my others had finally seperated on the bottom. My point is not all of us can blow money on shiat like that just to prop them up. Like people who buy cars then never drive them, ever.


You do realize that people like that are why you have a job, right?
 
2020-08-27 10:52:26 AM  

amb: HFK: The pouch hanging off the side ruins it for me.

Since there is only 1 pouch, and it still looks like a shoe, Liefeld didn't design it.

/I know Liefeld doesn't design shoes
//at least I hope he doesn't
///but common a pouch on the shoe, where else you gonna go?
[Fark user image image 400x300]


Roos were awesome.

Would buy adult ones.
 
HFK [BareFark]
2020-08-27 10:55:04 AM  

puckrock2000: [Fark user image 220x325]
"Boba Fett wasn't introduced in The Empire Strikes Back - he was introduced in the Star Wars Holiday Special!"


You know how I know you didn't RTA?
 
HFK [BareFark]
2020-08-27 10:56:20 AM  

HFK: puckrock2000: [Fark user image 220x325]
"Boba Fett wasn't introduced in The Empire Strikes Back - he was introduced in the Star Wars Holiday Special!"

You know how I know you didn't RTA?


Wait, didn't notice the quotation marks. nevermind
 
2020-08-27 10:59:57 AM  

gar1013: jayphat: Bslim: The saddest part is most of them will be bought out by shiatbag "sneakerheads" who won't use 'em or resell them to other shiatbags who won't wear them either.

People like that make me cringe. I work retail management. You know how many pairs of non-work shoes I've bought? 1, since Obama was sworn in as President the first time, and that was just two months ago because my others had finally seperated on the bottom. My point is not all of us can blow money on shiat like that just to prop them up. Like people who buy cars then never drive them, ever.

You do realize that people like that are why you have a job, right?


I work for a pharmacy. Unless they're putting their bottle of Percocet on a mantle to look at, they aren't doing a damned thing for me.
 
amb [TotalFark]
2020-08-27 11:01:02 AM  

gar1013: amb: HFK: The pouch hanging off the side ruins it for me.

Since there is only 1 pouch, and it still looks like a shoe, Liefeld didn't design it.

/I know Liefeld doesn't design shoes
//at least I hope he doesn't
///but common a pouch on the shoe, where else you gonna go?
[Fark user image image 400x300]

Roos were awesome.

Would buy adult ones.


I had two pairs as a kid. Sneakers kinda like the picture, and basketball shoes with the double laces. I think those were Kangas, they had lower lace and upper lace areas That were separate so you could adjust how tight the ankle was separate from the foot.
 
amb [TotalFark]
2020-08-27 11:02:21 AM  

amb: gar1013: amb: HFK: The pouch hanging off the side ruins it for me.

Since there is only 1 pouch, and it still looks like a shoe, Liefeld didn't design it.

/I know Liefeld doesn't design shoes
//at least I hope he doesn't
///but common a pouch on the shoe, where else you gonna go?
[Fark user image image 400x300]

Roos were awesome.

Would buy adult ones.

I had two pairs as a kid. Sneakers kinda like the picture, and basketball shoes with the double laces. I think those were Kangas, they had lower lace and upper lace areas That were separate so you could adjust how tight the ankle was separate from the foot.


Oh and the pocket on the shoe? You might be able to put 2 quarters in it or maybe a house key. More gimmick than utility.
 
2020-08-27 8:05:42 PM  
Still wish I'd bought the limited edition Nike Kyle Reese sneakers from Terminator. Had a similar pair in High School.
Apparently there was an Alien crew sneaker too, but I never saw that one on the shelf.
Would love a Nostromo crew jacket.
Now I'm just being silly.
 
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