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(The Mary Sue)   The Trump kids are worse than Draco Malfoy and the Saperstein Twins combined   (themarysue.com) divider line
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2020-08-26 10:00:26 PM  
They're
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2020-08-26 11:19:05 PM  
Munee pwease
 
2020-08-26 11:27:40 PM  
I'm just so sick of all the Joe Biden nepotism in our government.
 
2020-08-26 11:27:55 PM  
I loved that the speaker before Tiffany complained about Biden's nepotism.  These people have a breathtaking lack of self-awareness.
 
2020-08-26 11:28:38 PM  
*drop*

Greedy Official Trailer #1 - Kirk Douglas Movie (1994) HD
Youtube LjAGMVR_4ck
 
2020-08-26 11:29:20 PM  
"My fuehrer father "
 
2020-08-26 11:29:56 PM  
Taken from the associated Twatter thing
DADDY DADDY watch me twirl
Youtube jpiD2FJ0LPw
 
2020-08-26 11:33:52 PM  

fusillade762: I loved that the speaker before Tiffany complained about Biden's nepotism.  These people have a breathtaking lack of self-awareness.


I was gonna say that this was one of the highlights of the convention for me. I think it was the Florida AG (I could be wrong) who was crowing about corruption and nepotism on the part of the Bidens when she dropped a case looking into Trump University after a sizeable (I believe seven figure) donation by a Trump entity. Her speech was then followed up by three Trump kids.
 
2020-08-26 11:34:40 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: fusillade762: I loved that the speaker before Tiffany complained about Biden's nepotism.  These people have a breathtaking lack of self-awareness.

I was gonna say that this was one of the highlights of the convention for me. I think it was the Florida AG (I could be wrong) who was crowing about corruption and nepotism on the part of the Bidens when she dropped a case looking into Trump University after a sizeable (I believe seven figure) donation by a Trump entity. Her speech was then followed up by three Trump kids.


You are not wrong.
 
2020-08-26 11:35:02 PM  
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2020-08-26 11:35:54 PM  
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2020-08-26 11:37:17 PM  

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...Meets injection molding.
 
2020-08-26 11:38:23 PM  

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"I'm Daddy's favorite"
"I'm trying hard"
"Am I in the picture??"
 
2020-08-26 11:38:42 PM  
I couldn't pick Hunter Biden out of a lineup of him, Mr T, Bill Murray, one of the characters from the hit game Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout, or you guessed it, Frank Stallone.

But let's hear more from the RNC about nepotism
 
2020-08-26 11:38:42 PM  
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2020-08-26 11:41:10 PM  
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2020-08-26 11:41:55 PM  
Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you! You get a goddamn job before sundown... or we're shipping you off to military school with that... goddamn Finkelstein... shiat kid!
 
2020-08-26 11:43:37 PM  
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2020-08-26 11:44:22 PM  
I look at her picture in TFA and think somebody shooped her nose with a shrink ray. It's creepy.

I want to fix her nose. FIX
 
2020-08-26 11:45:41 PM  
They were definitely coached to say the, "my father" thing.

It appeals to the base. To them he is father, savior, and justification.

Cult of personality, indeed.
 
2020-08-26 11:48:29 PM  
Amateurs
Meghan McCain saying "My Father..." for 1 minute straight (2008-2019)
Youtube KHbrNz1RUVY
 
2020-08-26 11:50:41 PM  

KiwDaWabbit: fusillade762: I loved that the speaker before Tiffany complained about Biden's nepotism.  These people have a breathtaking lack of self-awareness.

I was gonna say that this was one of the highlights of the convention for me. I think it was the Florida AG (I could be wrong) who was crowing about corruption and nepotism on the part of the Bidens when she dropped a case looking into Trump University after a sizeable (I believe seven figure) donation by a Trump entity. Her speech was then followed up by three Trump kids.


bondi got $25,000 to drop fraud charges against trump U.

she's a cheap date i guess.

https://www.vox.com/2016/7/20/1224217​0​/pam-bondi-trump-rnc-convention

and, like everything about trump, this current "look! all my spawn (and the losers they fark) are highly intelligent and meaningful political figures!" play-acting is just gross.
 
2020-08-26 11:51:56 PM  
Tiffany is on the outside of grift and wants in. Eric's brains are warm jello he was just excited to be included.
 
2020-08-26 11:53:46 PM  
Poor Barron has no clue who those Trump adults are.
 
2020-08-26 11:56:11 PM  

tarheel07: Poor Barron has no clue who those Trump adults are.


Neither does Donnie.  Which is really sad, and a new development as he slides into dementia... at least he used to know, kinda, "oh yeah, the one with the knockers."
 
2020-08-26 11:56:59 PM  
I beg of you, please, read another book.  There's lots of them.

Some even have pictures!
 
2020-08-27 12:06:05 AM  

luna1580: KiwDaWabbit: fusillade762: I loved that the speaker before Tiffany complained about Biden's nepotism.  These people have a breathtaking lack of self-awareness.

I was gonna say that this was one of the highlights of the convention for me. I think it was the Florida AG (I could be wrong) who was crowing about corruption and nepotism on the part of the Bidens when she dropped a case looking into Trump University after a sizeable (I believe seven figure) donation by a Trump entity. Her speech was then followed up by three Trump kids.

bondi got $25,000 to drop fraud charges against trump U.

she's a cheap date i guess.

https://www.vox.com/2016/7/20/12242170​/pam-bondi-trump-rnc-convention

and, like everything about trump, this current "look! all my spawn (and the losers they fark) are highly intelligent and meaningful political figures!" play-acting is just gross.


That $25K didn't even come from the Flim Flam Führer, but from the T***p "Foundation," which was not supposed to make political donations.

/but OOGA BOOGA HILLARY!
 
2020-08-27 12:08:06 AM  

SFSailor: tarheel07: Poor Barron has no clue who those Trump adults are.

Neither does Donnie.  Which is really sad, and a new development as he slides into dementia... at least he used to know, kinda, "oh yeah, the one with the knockers."


Man, woman, person

//camera, tv
 
2020-08-27 12:08:11 AM  

tarheel07: Poor Barron has no clue who those Trump adults are.


You won't be sympathizing in 3 years when his guidance counselor is found in a storage locker.
Has anyone even asked where all the stray cats that used to hang around Pennsylvania Avenue went?
 
2020-08-27 12:11:28 AM  
the trump idiot spawn are going to be unemployable outside of that very insular world.  Jared will end up in white collar prison at some point,of course he deserves far worse.  The sons Leopold and Loeb,Leopold is def going to get caught violating deli meat at a publix in florida during a massive 5 day bender and Loeb will end up like Neil Bush except even dumber.  hopefully Ivanka will be shunned by everyone that she wants to be accepted by and i don't grief two shiats about the youngest daughter.
 
2020-08-27 12:11:57 AM  

zerkalo: Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you! You get a goddamn job before sundown... or we're shipping you off to military school with that... goddamn Finkelstein... shiat kid!


UP IN SMOKE Strother Martin screams at Tommy Chong CLASSIC
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Tommy Chong for Sec. of Agriculture 2020
 
2020-08-27 12:15:03 AM  

luna1580: KiwDaWabbit: fusillade762: I loved that the speaker before Tiffany complained about Biden's nepotism.  These people have a breathtaking lack of self-awareness.

I was gonna say that this was one of the highlights of the convention for me. I think it was the Florida AG (I could be wrong) who was crowing about corruption and nepotism on the part of the Bidens when she dropped a case looking into Trump University after a sizeable (I believe seven figure) donation by a Trump entity. Her speech was then followed up by three Trump kids.

bondi got $25,000 to drop fraud charges against trump U.

she's a cheap date i guess.

https://www.vox.com/2016/7/20/12242170​/pam-bondi-trump-rnc-convention

and, like everything about trump, this current "look! all my spawn (and the losers they fark) are highly intelligent and meaningful political figures!" play-acting is just gross.


My bad, I thought it was a ton of money. Maybe I got it confused with the amount of fraud at Trump University. Thanks for the correction, I don't want to unwittingly deceive.
 
2020-08-27 12:22:43 AM  
...I had to check the internets to make sure the girl Saperstein wasn't just the same actor in drag.

They were annoying, but then you wanted them on the show more.
 
2020-08-27 12:24:10 AM  

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The whole goddamn family is the crusty fungus at the bottom of the shallowest part of the shallow end of the gene pool. Christ, what buttf*ckingly ugly people, inside and out.
 
2020-08-27 12:28:46 AM  
I can't wait til this family is all dead, in jail, or in exile in Moscow (in order of preference).

Every

Single

One.
 
2020-08-27 12:33:13 AM  
Our Father
Who art in Mar-a-Lago
Orange be his face
His covfefe come
His hamberders be done
Extra well and catsuped like steaks
Give us this day our daily grift
And pardon our crimes as you have also pardoned your campaign managers' crimes
And lead us not into socialism
But deliver us from repercussions
For thine is the true Murca, the really quite excellent China Virus response, believe me, no one could've done it better, and the ratings.
For ever and ever
Fasc'm.
 
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2020-08-27 12:45:48 AM  
Don't call them kids subby. They are grown adults
 
2020-08-27 1:20:21 AM  

Azz: Don't call them kids subby. They are grown adults


How bout

progeny

offspring

spawn

crotchfruit

spores
 
2020-08-27 1:44:44 AM  
Tiffany looks like a doll. I'm not saying it to be mean, but her face really looks like the hybrid offspring of Barbie and Bratz. And her nose is so ridiculously small, I have to wonder if it affects her breathing.
 
2020-08-27 1:53:22 AM  

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Positioned according to priority.
 
2020-08-27 1:59:32 AM  

Cerebral Infarktion: Amateurs
[YouTube video: Meghan McCain saying "My Father..." for 1 minute straight (2008-2019)]


I prefer the Tim Dillon 55 second version .
Tim Dillon as Meghan McCain (Original Video)
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2020-08-27 2:12:40 AM  

philodough: Cerebral Infarktion: Amateurs
[YouTube video: Meghan McCain saying "My Father..." for 1 minute straight (2008-2019)]

I prefer the Tim Dillon 55 second version .
[YouTube video: Tim Dillon as Meghan McCain (Original Video)]


Frat Aliens | Aqua Teen Hunger Force | Adult Swim
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2020-08-27 2:29:05 AM  

Almea Tarrant: Tiffany looks like a doll. I'm not saying it to be mean, but her face really looks like the hybrid offspring of Barbie and Bratz. And her nose is so ridiculously small, I have to wonder if it affects her breathing.

I wish to put it in her buttsy

 
2020-08-27 2:41:25 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: fusillade762: I loved that the speaker before Tiffany complained about Biden's nepotism.  These people have a breathtaking lack of self-awareness.

I was gonna say that this was one of the highlights of the convention for me. I think it was the Florida AG (I could be wrong) who was crowing about corruption and nepotism on the part of the Bidens when she dropped a case looking into Trump University after a sizeable (I believe seven figure) donation by a Trump entity. Her speech was then followed up by three Trump kids.


Try 5 figures. Pam Bondi sold out for $25k.
 
2020-08-27 2:44:23 AM  

jook: Almea Tarrant: Tiffany looks like a doll. I'm not saying it to be mean, but her face really looks like the hybrid offspring of Barbie and Bratz. And her nose is so ridiculously small, I have to wonder if it affects her breathing.

I wish to put it in her buttsy


Err..what the fark? This goddamn Fark text editor...

For the record, Almea Tarrant did NOT say I wish to put it in her buttsy. That was all me, everybody's favorite jook that knows that Republican women all CRAVE hard ass poundings...and being a socialist, I'm a giver by nature.

Though seriously Fark, fix this farking editor. It also farks up by repeating shiat when I try to edit text.

Gotta jet... Phyllis Schlafly's granddaughter calls!
 
2020-08-27 3:38:41 AM  
That's an unfair comparison, Draco was actually semi-competent.
 
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2020-08-27 4:17:06 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: fusillade762: I loved that the speaker before Tiffany complained about Biden's nepotism.  These people have a breathtaking lack of self-awareness.

I was gonna say that this was one of the highlights of the convention for me. I think it was the Florida AG (I could be wrong) who was crowing about corruption and nepotism on the part of the Bidens when she dropped a case looking into Trump University after a sizeable (I believe seven figure) donation by a Trump entity. Her speech was then followed up by three Trump kids.


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"we were told to look at Joe Biden as the model of integrity, but when you look at his 47-year career in politics, the people who benefited are his family members, not the American people."


Gaslighters going to gaslight.
 
2020-08-27 5:49:06 AM  
This is why I roll my eyes when people say "Leave Barron out of this", as if he won't turn out exactly like the other 4.
 
2020-08-27 6:51:31 AM  
The difference is that Malfoy had a redemption arc of sorts.

That isn't really very likely with this lot, unless some of them sacrifice themselves to kill the Antichrist.

Honestly, that's only likely if the Antichrist is actually some rare rhino in a cage, so very unlikely.
 
2020-08-27 7:35:57 AM  
Of course they are worse. If they were technically homeless it would be an actual improvement.
 
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