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(Esquire)   What did you expect? 2020 is clearly not the proper year for a "surviveable" hurricane. Expectations have been set (stay safe out there Farkers)   (esquire.com) divider line
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2020-08-26 11:52:30 PM  
"Lake Charles may be underwater by noon on Thursday."

Well, it is a lake, so...
 
2020-08-27 12:07:02 AM  
Geez this year has zero farking chill. I hope the deaths are minimal. There are always those who refuse to evac and become a very sad statistic. :( Stay safe everyone
 
2020-08-27 12:10:49 AM  
This is the only way to stop the megasexuals.
 
2020-08-27 12:12:26 AM  
Better pray extra hard, I guess.
 
2020-08-27 12:13:39 AM  
Jesus H. Learn to swim.
 
2020-08-27 12:14:12 AM  
Am I the only one who wants to see someone run by and punch Cantore in the face?
Like, see Joe Buck run by and punch him while yelling, "I LOVE ME MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOU!!"
 
2020-08-27 12:15:05 AM  
Moon is blood red where I am
 
2020-08-27 12:16:09 AM  
Studies show most houses survive hurricanes.  Only those with underlying problems and chronic health conditions should be isolated and stay home.
 
2020-08-27 12:16:52 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: This is the only way to stop the megasexuals.


The what now?
 
2020-08-27 12:17:32 AM  

a particular individual: "Lake Charles may be underwater by noon on Thursday."

Well, it is a lake, so...


WE'RE TOO LATE!!!!
 
2020-08-27 12:19:01 AM  

Coach McGirk: PartTimeBuddha: This is the only way to stop the megasexuals.

The what now?


I think a megasexual is a horny kaiju.
 
2020-08-27 12:19:15 AM  

TheManofPA: Moon is blood red where I am


moon seems unusually bright for a waxing 60% full where i am, but is still too far from setting to be red.

between the surge, wind, and rain this will hurt a lot of people in the next 48+ hours. i hope deaths will be few, but homes and towns certainly will be gone. washed away......

my heart hurts for everyone in the path.
 
2020-08-27 12:19:26 AM  

Badafuco: Am I the only one who wants to see someone run by and punch Cantore in the face?
Like, see Joe Buck run by and punch him while yelling, "I LOVE ME MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOU!!"


It won't be Mike Trout...

Mike Trout Congratulates Jim Cantore on 30 Years at The Weather Channel
Youtube Yxeya_mdYbI
 
2020-08-27 12:20:11 AM  
"Wear a mask. Deadly virus is spreading rapidly."

"Don't tell me what to do! You think you're better than me?! SOCIALISM!!!"

cough cough cough

"Mandatory evacuation. Situation very dangerous for human life."

"Don't tell me what to do! You think you're better than me?! SOCIALISM!!!"

blub blub blub
 
2020-08-27 12:22:05 AM  

OkieDookie: Coach McGirk: PartTimeBuddha: This is the only way to stop the megasexuals.

The what now?

I think a megasexual is a horny kaiju.


Cockzilla!
 
2020-08-27 12:23:05 AM  

LouisZepher: OkieDookie: Coach McGirk: PartTimeBuddha: This is the only way to stop the megasexuals.

The what now?

I think a megasexual is a horny kaiju.

Cockzilla!


Falwell.
 
2020-08-27 12:23:18 AM  

flamingboard: "Wear a mask. Deadly virus is spreading rapidly."

"Don't tell me what to do! You think you're better than me?! SOCIALISM!!!"

cough cough cough

"Mandatory evacuation. Situation very dangerous for human life."

"Don't tell me what to do! You think you're better than me?! SOCIALISM!!!"

blub blub blub


Lungs were filled with water. Must've been pneumonia.
 
2020-08-27 12:23:46 AM  
"Unsurvivable storm surge..."

I wonder how many people down that way will say, "Challenge accepted."
 
2020-08-27 12:23:50 AM  

Weatherkiss: Better pray extra hard, I guess.


I'm having some tots instead, thank you very much.

Also:

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2020-08-27 12:23:55 AM  
"Meanwhile, of course, huge hunks of Northern California are burning down. And all of this happens during a worldwide pandemic."

Climate change is impacting weather. It will get worse. The pandemic is an unrelated bonus disaster, and like climate change has well-known interventions which we pretty much do a good job at ignoring. And actively making worse out of ignorance.
 
2020-08-27 12:25:11 AM  

LouisZepher: OkieDookie: Coach McGirk: PartTimeBuddha: This is the only way to stop the megasexuals.

The what now?

I think a megasexual is a horny kaiju.

Cockzilla!


Oh no.
Lube up Tokyo
Here comes Cockzilla.
 
2020-08-27 12:25:24 AM  

powhound: "Meanwhile, of course, huge hunks of Northern California are burning down. And all of this happens during a worldwide pandemic."

Climate change is impacting weather. It will get worse. The pandemic is an unrelated bonus disaster, and like climate change has well-known interventions which we pretty much do a good job at ignoring. And actively making worse out of ignorance.


Is it just me or do we only get hurricanes when the west is on fire?
 
2020-08-27 12:25:24 AM  

powhound: "Meanwhile, of course, huge hunks of Northern California are burning down. And all of this happens during a worldwide pandemic."

Climate change is impacting weather. It will get worse. The pandemic is an unrelated bonus disaster, and like climate change has well-known interventions which we pretty much do a good job at ignoring. And actively making worse out of ignorance.


We need to talk about the 2nd amendment.
 
2020-08-27 12:27:25 AM  
I wonder if Lootie would be willing to do one of those fun 'before and after' shots
 
2020-08-27 12:28:28 AM  
I think 2020 NYE is going to be bonkers....
 
2020-08-27 12:28:32 AM  
i wish we had the weather machine the wingnuts said Obama had,we could use it to lift up this storm and put it over the fires here. I've been watching the weather channel instead of the rnc and omg this storm,please be safe Farkers! please check in and let us know how you're doing.
 
2020-08-27 12:28:54 AM  

Spartapuss: powhound: "Meanwhile, of course, huge hunks of Northern California are burning down. And all of this happens during a worldwide pandemic."

Climate change is impacting weather. It will get worse. The pandemic is an unrelated bonus disaster, and like climate change has well-known interventions which we pretty much do a good job at ignoring. And actively making worse out of ignorance.

Is it just me or do we only get hurricanes when the west is on fire?



It's a function of temperature.  Late into the summer is hot everywhere.
 
2020-08-27 12:29:30 AM  

Hyjamon: Studies show most houses survive hurricanes.  Only those with underlying problems and chronic health conditions should be isolated and stay home.


Is that plywood sheathing like a house mask?
 
2020-08-27 12:29:42 AM  

Badafuco: Am I the only one who wants to see someone run by and punch Cantore in the face?
Like, see Joe Buck run by and punch him while yelling, "I LOVE ME MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOU!!"


fark that. If I see Jim Cantore in all-weather gear, I'm running AWAY.

When I lived on the Outer Banks, we ALL knew what it meant when Cantore showed up.
 
2020-08-27 12:30:22 AM  
I've got fresh batteries in the flashlight, a portable radio, water, bleach, and popcorn. I'm in Alberra but you never know where Trump might go with that Sharpie of his.
 
2020-08-27 12:30:53 AM  

Jgok: Badafuco: Am I the only one who wants to see someone run by and punch Cantore in the face?
Like, see Joe Buck run by and punch him while yelling, "I LOVE ME MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOU!!"

fark that. If I see Jim Cantore in all-weather gear, I'm running AWAY.

When I lived on the Outer Banks, we ALL knew what it meant when Cantore showed up.


An increase in syphilis?
 
2020-08-27 12:31:55 AM  

Hyjamon: Studies show most houses survive hurricanes.  Only those with underlying problems and chronic health conditions should be isolated and stay home.


Hurricanes, maybe.  15 feet of storm surge...not so much.  That much water is farking heavy just sitting still.

Moving, think big-ass bulldozer...and trying to swim or boat in the debris is a terrible idea.
 
2020-08-27 12:32:19 AM  
Hilary using hoax hurricane and forrest fire to steal the election.
 
2020-08-27 12:32:31 AM  
So, is it true that this is all a hoax?
That storm shutters don't actually do anything?
Someone said this hurricane will disappear...just like that.
 
2020-08-27 12:32:38 AM  

SurelyShirley: Weatherkiss: Better pray extra hard, I guess.

I'm having some tots instead, thank you very much.

Also:

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2020-08-27 12:32:44 AM  

felching pen: Hyjamon: Studies show most houses survive hurricanes.  Only those with underlying problems and chronic health conditions should be isolated and stay home.

Is that plywood sheathing like a house mask?


that is what I was thinking, just couldn't quite find a concise way to work that in
 
2020-08-27 12:32:48 AM  

Bonzo_1116: Spartapuss: powhound: "Meanwhile, of course, huge hunks of Northern California are burning down. And all of this happens during a worldwide pandemic."

Climate change is impacting weather. It will get worse. The pandemic is an unrelated bonus disaster, and like climate change has well-known interventions which we pretty much do a good job at ignoring. And actively making worse out of ignorance.

Is it just me or do we only get hurricanes when the west is on fire?


It's a function of temperature.  Late into the summer is hot everywhere.


Interesting theory. What if it's a cross eyed God, answering the prayers for rain?
 
2020-08-27 12:33:49 AM  

Mock26: "Unsurvivable storm surge..."

I wonder how many people down that way will say, "Challenge accepted."


"This is unsurvivable."
"THIS. IS. 'MURICA!!!"
 
2020-08-27 12:34:02 AM  

luna1580: TheManofPA: Moon is blood red where I am

moon seems unusually bright for a waxing 60% full where i am, but is still too far from setting to be red.


That's on-brand for 2020.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incon​s​tant_Moon
 
2020-08-27 12:35:27 AM  

ParallelUniverseParking: Mock26: "Unsurvivable storm surge..."

I wonder how many people down that way will say, "Challenge accepted."

"This is unsurvivable."
"THIS. IS. 'MURICA!!!"


Turns out they needed to know eight other letters in addition to U, S and A.
 
2020-08-27 12:36:50 AM  
*seven.

Damn you, teachin' lady!
 
2020-08-27 12:37:27 AM  

flamingboard: "Wear a mask. Deadly virus is spreading rapidly."

"Don't tell me what to do! You think you're better than me?! SOCIALISM!!!"

cough cough cough

"Mandatory evacuation. Situation very dangerous for human life."

"Don't tell me what to do! You think you're better than me?! SOCIALISM!!!"

blub blub blub


yet its that "socialism" that bails their asses out all the time
 
2020-08-27 12:37:50 AM  
UNSURVIVABLE!
 
2020-08-27 12:39:54 AM  

Badafuco: Am I the only one who wants to see someone run by and punch Cantore in the face?
Like, see Joe Buck run by and punch him while yelling, "I LOVE ME MORE THAN YOU LOVE YOU!!"


I thought we were screwed when I saw Cantore was in Lake Charles.

This wasn't supposed to be a cat4, it was supposed to be a cat3 that went down to cat2 as soon as it hit Cameron, thirty miles of trees and swamps south of Lake Charles.

I am just out of Lake Charles.  City of Lake Charles has really poor drainage. My area has good drainage.

So far, so good.  Much wind, should peak in two or three hours.
 
2020-08-27 12:40:56 AM  
Uh, it has nothing to do with 2020 per se.

It has everything to do with lazy human farkfaces who refused to anything (or enough) about anthropogenic global warming, and that scientific idiocy is just starting to batter us.

/glad i didn't have kids because i'll have no direct descendants to hate me... but yours will. haha fark you.
 
2020-08-27 12:44:42 AM  

a particular individual: "Lake Charles may be underwater by noon on Thursday."

Well, it is a lake, so...


There is also water
At the bottom of the ocean.
 
2020-08-27 12:44:58 AM  
Laura is so scary big there isn't even anime fanart of it like there was for Irma.
 
2020-08-27 12:46:44 AM  

powhound: "Meanwhile, of course, huge hunks of Northern California are burning down. And all of this happens during a worldwide pandemic."

Climate change is impacting weather. It will get worse. The pandemic is an unrelated bonus disaster, and like climate change has well-known interventions which we pretty much do a good job at ignoring. And actively making worse out of ignorance.


Possibly NOT unrelated.  Climate change is forcing beasties to new habitats, and stressing them.  Putting them in contact with us in new ways, when they are sick.  Wonderful way for viruses to be discovered.
 
2020-08-27 12:47:09 AM  

luna1580: TheManofPA: Moon is blood red where I am

moon seems unusually bright for a waxing 60% full where i am, but is still too far from setting to be red.

between the surge, wind, and rain this will hurt a lot of people in the next 48+ hours. i hope deaths will be few, but homes and towns certainly will be gone. washed away......

my heart hurts for everyone in the path.


Texas has some communities in trouble.

LA-TEX border has towns like Vinton and Starks(LA) and Orange and Deweyville(TX) that are right on the Sabine River border.

South of I-10, Carlyss, Hackberry and HollyBeach LA are in trouble.  If they didn't evacuate they must be new to the neighborhood.

Much of Cameron parish is swamps, farms, fishing and hunting camps and just a few homes.  For the biggest parish in the state, about 50 miles EW and about 25miles NS, maybe 1000 square miles, Cameron only has about 10,000 residents.
 
2020-08-27 12:48:01 AM  

TheManofPA: Moon is blood red where I am


As long as the sun is not like sackcloth, we're ok.
 
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