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2020-08-26 4:56:57 PM  
Biden should agree to a drug test if Trump agrees to an intelligence test
 
2020-08-26 5:01:03 PM  
Every accusation is a confession
 
2020-08-26 5:03:05 PM  
He did the same thing in 2016

https://twitter.com/joshuajfriedman/s​t​atus/1298722023045074952

He has nothing new... it's just repeat whatever worked in 2016 and hope for Russia to come through again
 
2020-08-26 5:04:00 PM  

HugeMistake: Biden should agree to a drug test if Trump agrees to an intelligence test


I would donate to Biden's campaign again, in a heartbeat, if he challenged Trump to a cognitive test
 
2020-08-26 5:05:12 PM  
I look forward to bragging about how he test positive on way more drugs than 'Sleepy Joe' did.
 
2020-08-26 5:07:37 PM  

OldRod: HugeMistake: Biden should agree to a drug test if Trump agrees to an intelligence test

I would donate to Biden's campaign again, in a heartbeat, if he challenged Trump to a cognitive test


Do it anyway.   It's only 7 bucks.
 
2020-08-26 5:08:43 PM  
They should also do a pentathlon of fencing, freestyle swimming, equestrian show jumping, and a final combined event of pistol shooting and cross country running.
 
2020-08-26 5:09:11 PM  
What a maroon.
 
2020-08-26 5:09:14 PM  
Biden should agree if Don Jr gets tested also
 
2020-08-26 5:10:24 PM  

Sin'sHero: They should also do a pentathlon of fencing, freestyle swimming, equestrian show jumping, and a final combined event of pistol shooting and cross country running.


Hell, just bike riding... there was a video a couple weeks back of Biden riding a bike with a mask on.  Trump can barely stand without getting winded
 
2020-08-26 5:10:43 PM  
How about a spelling test, Don?
 
2020-08-26 5:14:27 PM  
Wow, his kid must've really been zooted during his speech to pull this crap.

The drug test should come with a weigh-in too, that way we can see his weight in real time, not the fraud he induces his doctors to put down in his medical records.
 
2020-08-26 5:16:21 PM  

OldRod: Sin'sHero: They should also do a pentathlon of fencing, freestyle swimming, equestrian show jumping, and a final combined event of pistol shooting and cross country running.

Hell, just bike riding... there was a video a couple weeks back of Biden riding a bike with a mask on.  Trump can barely stand without getting winded


How about ramp walking and water glass lifting?

Ooooooooo

Have Biden challenge him to a round of golf.  With official PGA score keepers.  To be honest I have no idea if Biden plays golf.  But based on Trump's swing, Biden certainly couldn't do any worse.
 
2020-08-26 5:16:26 PM  
Why don't you both release your taxes before the debate instead.
 
2020-08-26 5:26:34 PM  
 
2020-08-26 5:28:33 PM  
If you test positive for meth you're not allowed to vote? Well there goes the Trump base.
 
2020-08-26 5:30:27 PM  
I bet he orders Pence to pee in a cup for him.
 
2020-08-26 5:30:28 PM  
Is pseudoephedrine a 'drug' or does it have to be made into methamphetamine first?


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I don't judge...I pop Zyrtecs like candy.
 
2020-08-26 5:31:08 PM  
Why is people giving time to this?

Just ignore this stupid crap.

It's all a distraction.
 
2020-08-26 5:31:08 PM  

BizarreMan: water glass lifting?


one or two-handed?

okay if the latter, very unfair if the former!
 
2020-08-26 5:31:41 PM  

OldRod: Sin'sHero: They should also do a pentathlon of fencing, freestyle swimming, equestrian show jumping, and a final combined event of pistol shooting and cross country running.

Hell, just bike riding... there was a video a couple weeks back of Biden riding a bike with a mask on.  Trump can barely stand without getting winded


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I mean, in all fairness he DOES do it the hard way.
 
2020-08-26 5:32:01 PM  

BizarreMan: What a maroon.


Exactly what I would have posted if you hadn't beat me to it you wascally wabbit


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Still more fit than that moron presently occupying the office
 
2020-08-26 5:32:18 PM  
Am I the only person who initially thought that the article was satire?
 
2020-08-26 5:32:21 PM  
They should agree but only if they get Trump DNA for Carroll rape allegation.
 
2020-08-26 5:33:02 PM  
Do his annual physical. Live. Think of the ratings trump!
 
2020-08-26 5:33:10 PM  

OldRod: HugeMistake: Biden should agree to a drug test if Trump agrees to an intelligence test

I would donate to Biden's campaign again, in a heartbeat, if he challenged Trump to a cognitive test


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2020-08-26 5:33:18 PM  

eddie_irvine: Am I the only person who initially thought that the article was satire?


Trump's whole presidency is satire.
 
2020-08-26 5:34:15 PM  
Said the 'man' who will not release his own medical evaluation, mental health results, or his taxes, or his transcripts from college, and has everyone sign an NDA. Fark off.
 
2020-08-26 5:35:06 PM  
They should both dive off a cliff, swim thru rough seas, climb up to the top of pointy rocks on a nearby island, steal an egg from a seabirds nest, scramble back down, swim back to shore, climb back up the cliff and deliver the egg unharmed.
First one to do that gets to be president for a year.
 
2020-08-26 5:37:22 PM  
LOLWHAT!?

I literally lolwhatted. Scared the cat.

The trick is prescription drugs are not counted -- he knows this gig. Man i wish I could get me some Adderall.

/ Just find me a freak doctor like that long-haired dude.
 
2020-08-26 5:37:32 PM  
Those tests can check for Adderall and European Sudafed, right?
 
2020-08-26 5:37:43 PM  
Absolute barrel-bottom tactics. He's learned this one from his hated enemies in the media --- the initial assertion / accusation / just-asking-questions gets all of the attention, and the subsequent retraction gets buried on page 17.

The accusation will leave much more of an impression in the minds of the easily-led than the eventual 'pass' result.
 
2020-08-26 5:37:55 PM  

Jumbled: They should both dive off a cliff, swim thru rough seas, climb up to the top of pointy rocks on a nearby island, steal an egg from a seabirds nest, scramble back down, swim back to shore, climb back up the cliff and deliver the egg unharmed.
First one to do that gets to be president for a year.


How about just a ramp walking challenge?
Trump will forfeit before it starts he's so scared of ramps.
 
2020-08-26 5:38:43 PM  
Dance off and maybe some arm wrestling. Then sing the Katalina Madalina song.
 
2020-08-26 5:40:31 PM  
There will be no debates this year.
 
2020-08-26 5:40:59 PM  
That is a lot of projection for one person to be leveling at another person.
 
2020-08-26 5:41:02 PM  

Shaggy_C: Is pseudoephedrine a 'drug' or does it have to be made into methamphetamine first?


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I don't judge...I pop Zyrtecs like candy.


It's not nearly as intense as meth but it is an amphetamine and does act as a stimulant.

If you popped a bunch of Sudafed, you'd be buzzing pretty nicely.

Note:  The drug also constricts blood vessels which could conceivably lead to a stroke
 
2020-08-26 5:41:28 PM  
Trump's already setting up an excuse to ditch the debates.
 
2020-08-26 5:44:03 PM  
Sure why not.

I'm pretty well convinced there was just an open briefcase of coke in the back at the RNC that everyone was just taking hits off of all night.
 
2020-08-26 5:45:20 PM  
TIL: The only possible reason a person would ever vote for a democrat is if they were on drugs.
 
2020-08-26 5:45:35 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: Wow, his kid must've really been zooted during his speech to pull this crap.

The drug test should come with a weigh-in too, that way we can see his weight in real time, not the fraud he induces his doctors to put down in his medical records.


Make him take off his shoes so we can see the lifts.  No urinalysis for this asshole either, hair follicle.

While a urine drug screen can detect if you've used drugs in the last few days, a hair follicle drug test can detect drug use in the past 90 days.
 
2020-08-26 5:45:37 PM  
 

Snapper Carr: It's not nearly as intense as meth but it is an amphetamine and does act as a stimulant.

If you popped a bunch of Sudafed, you'd be buzzing pretty nicely.


I've snorted meth before, and I've also taken too many decongestants. The experience is entirely different between the two. Meth is basically like being at your very best point in the entire day - your most energetic, happiest moment - and that feeling just continues for 12 straight hours. You don't feel jittery or weird or 'buzzed' - just good. Sudafed in excess makes you grind your teeth, shake, and feel generally like your veins are going to bulge out of your body.

Can't understand why he's popping them like that...makes no sense, unless he's particularly stuffy.
 
2020-08-26 5:45:51 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: I bet he orders Pence to pee in a cup for him.


but who would take the drug test?
 
2020-08-26 5:47:46 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: OldRod: Sin'sHero: They should also do a pentathlon of fencing, freestyle swimming, equestrian show jumping, and a final combined event of pistol shooting and cross country running.

Hell, just bike riding... there was a video a couple weeks back of Biden riding a bike with a mask on.  Trump can barely stand without getting winded

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I mean, in all fairness he DOES do it the hard way.


Well, they shopped it out; it makes sense when you see the actual photo.

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2020-08-26 5:49:07 PM  

Sin'sHero: They should also do a pentathlon of fencing, freestyle swimming, equestrian show jumping, and a final combined event of pistol shooting and cross country running.


Can we skip the swimming? I really don't want to see the Great Orange Whale in a Speedo.
 
2020-08-26 5:51:28 PM  
How about a farking lie detector test?

Nah, that won't work. Trump has no concept of "truth" or "dishonest". He would pass with flying colors.
 
2020-08-26 5:52:05 PM  
So? He's decided to hand over a DNA sample? I'm good with that
 
2020-08-26 5:58:25 PM  

OldRod: Sin'sHero: They should also do a pentathlon of fencing, freestyle swimming, equestrian show jumping, and a final combined event of pistol shooting and cross country running.

Hell, just bike riding... there was a video a couple weeks back of Biden riding a bike with a mask on.  Trump can barely stand without getting winded


I don't even care about riding, I'd pay handsomely for a video of Trump just trying to get on a bike.
 
2020-08-26 6:03:07 PM  
These guys are in their 70s. They both are probably on enough drugs to stock a CVS.
 
2020-08-26 6:04:57 PM  
"Mr. Trump it says here your urine tests came back negative for any drugs, although I must warn you they indicate that you are going through menopause"
 
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