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(Canada.com)   Jerry Falwell to get $10.5M for letting his wife and pool boy cuckold him. Hmm, I need to talk to my wife about an investment opportunity   (o.canada.com) divider line
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3643 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Aug 2020 at 4:17 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-08-26 2:51:42 PM  
I am only too sure the students that will be paying for this in the for of increased tuition and fees are thrilled!
 
2020-08-26 2:57:31 PM  
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2020-08-26 3:00:11 PM  
I find it hilarious Liberty U made him sign a non-compete.

Don't work for any OTHER useless grifter schools!
 
2020-08-26 3:02:10 PM  
He agreed to not work for a competing university during that time

LOL! Sure, he'll have job offers flying in. He'll have to eat them off with sticks.
 
2020-08-26 3:52:38 PM  
Why would anyone pay to go to this school?
 
2020-08-26 4:07:29 PM  
I don't think the cuckholding starts until after the cuckolding is finished, though.
 
2020-08-26 4:18:24 PM  
But did he clean up the creampie?
 
2020-08-26 4:19:22 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Why would anyone pay to go to this school?


It's like USC for the evangelical set. It's an image more than an education.

Plus you can literally study fairy tales and get a degree.
 
2020-08-26 4:20:19 PM  
He made a million+ a year off that school as president?!  Does a real college president anywhere make that kind of money, you know, a person with a real PhD, years of experience and drive?
 
2020-08-26 4:20:38 PM  
And to think. . . some people think our society is worth saving.
 
2020-08-26 4:20:52 PM  
Compared to all the skims he partook in with the university as cover, that $10 million is nothing compared to the tens of millions a year he's now going to lose out on.

Not to mention, the half he's going to lose when his wife gets tired of being the punchline.
 
2020-08-26 4:20:59 PM  
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20-21
 
2020-08-26 4:21:45 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Why would anyone pay to go to this school?


In Joplin MO I know two people going for an online degree with Liberty U. For some reason it has more street cred there than MSSU right there in town.
 
2020-08-26 4:23:23 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Why would anyone pay to go to this school?


Because they will let you in if you do and not make you work hard once you get there?
 
2020-08-26 4:23:33 PM  

OkieDookie: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20-21


Yeah my wife is a size queen too.
 
2020-08-26 4:25:50 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Plus you can literally study fairy tales and get a degree.


Any Religious Studies degree can do that.
 
2020-08-26 4:26:17 PM  

fatalvenom: But did he clean up the creampie?


fark is not your erotica site. but, yeah, did he?
 
2020-08-26 4:26:30 PM  
Maybe he'll upgrade that hole in his ceiling.
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2020-08-26 4:26:41 PM  
"The board was gracious not to challenge that," Falwell said of his decision to step down in good standing.


Wow, that's what it takes to step down in "good standing" at a religious school. I hope their donors are paying attention.
 
2020-08-26 4:27:33 PM  
I thought they outlawed cuckholds.
 
2020-08-26 4:27:43 PM  
Look. I'm not going to judge anyone for their kinks. If it's safe, legal, and consensual, game on. I will however, mock you relentlessly for your hypocrisy
 
2020-08-26 4:27:46 PM  

Christian Bale: "The board was gracious not to challenge that," Falwell said of his decision to step down in good standing.


Wow, that's what it takes to step down in "good standing" at a religious school. I hope their donors are paying attention.


After he stepped down, then he sat down and watched everyone else go at it.
 
2020-08-26 4:27:54 PM  

stuhayes2010: He made a million+ a year off that school as president?!  Does a real college president anywhere make that kind of money, you know, a person with a real PhD, years of experience and drive?


https://www.chronicle.com/article/exe​c​utive-compensation-at-public-and-priva​te-colleges/#id=table_private_2017

Looks like it's not uncommon.
 
2020-08-26 4:28:05 PM  
The most dramatic news in my personal life is that my wife doesn't clear the microwave timer when she's done with it. What the hell happens to rich people's brains?
 
2020-08-26 4:28:29 PM  

fatalvenom: But did he clean up the creampie?


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In case anyone else needs it.
 
2020-08-26 4:28:32 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Why would anyone pay to go to this school?


Because a magical sky wizard told them to.
 
2020-08-26 4:30:00 PM  
Republicans always protect the grift with an insurance policy.
I mean the rich ones do. The poor ones just support them and get screwed.
 
2020-08-26 4:32:02 PM  

BolloxReader: OkieDookie: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20-21

Yeah my wife is a size queen too.


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2020-08-26 4:32:35 PM  

fatalvenom: But did he clean up the creampie?


Ewwwwwwwwww
 
2020-08-26 4:33:40 PM  
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So when does her video show up on PornHub?
You know they made at least one video.
 
2020-08-26 4:34:48 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: AlgaeRancher: Why would anyone pay to go to this school?

Because they will let you in if you do and not make you work hard once you get there?


And to think I studied engineering like a sucker.
 
2020-08-26 4:34:52 PM  

Christian Bale: "The board was gracious not to challenge that," Falwell said of his decision to step down in good standing.


Wow, that's what it takes to step down in "good standing" at a religious school. I hope their donors are paying attention.


Christianity, especially evangelicalism, is the religion of forgiveness permissiveness. All manor of pervs are welcome, as long as they are act ashamed and pay their dues on time.
 
2020-08-26 4:34:53 PM  
Is it only because if his prominence in the Christian community that this is such a big deal? I say let people have their kinks.
 
2020-08-26 4:35:25 PM  
You gotta admit, damned hot pool boy.
 
2020-08-26 4:35:47 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image image 403x516]

So when does her video show up on PornHub?
You know they made at least one video.


Prob more than one, since a lot of the time Jerry watched through video camera
 
2020-08-26 4:36:08 PM  

wantingout: Is it only because if his prominence in the Christian community that this is such a big deal? I say let people have their kinks.


It's more the whole, "It's a sin if you do it, but it's ok for me." hypocrisy.
 
2020-08-26 4:39:16 PM  

wantingout: Is it only because if his prominence in the Christian community that this is such a big deal?


Yes
 
2020-08-26 4:39:50 PM  
Subby, please post picture of your wife. Then we'll talk.
 
2020-08-26 4:40:49 PM  
I'm sure at least part of the settlement included destroying any videos Junior may have made that featured other board members or church leaders.

Mark my words, those dudes had gatherings that made the Eyes Wide Shut orgy look like Kirk Cameron's birthday party.
 
2020-08-26 4:41:36 PM  

stoli n coke: I'm sure at least part of the settlement included destroying any videos Junior may have made that featured other board members or church leaders.

Mark my words, those dudes had gatherings that made the Eyes Wide Shut orgy look like Kirk Cameron's birthday party.


My way, your way, don't eat the soggy Subway.
 
2020-08-26 4:42:43 PM  

Abox: I thought they outlawed cuckholds.


If they outlaw cuckoldry, only cucks will be outlaws.
 
2020-08-26 4:43:20 PM  

BolloxReader: OkieDookie: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Ezekiel 23:20-21

Yeah my wife is a size queen too.


Oh, sorry to hear that bro. Well, at least there's your birthday bang, right?
 
2020-08-26 4:43:50 PM  
I respect his deeply held religious beliefs.  If his wife wasn't a virgin when they married, she needs to be executed immediately.  Yay God!! \o/

/I'm sure his kids need to be killed also
//Biblical Law says so
\Delirious Mysterious Ways and all that
 
2020-08-26 4:44:46 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [Fark user image 403x516]

So when does her video show up on PornHub?
You know they made at least one video.


See the thread about Michael Cohen...
 
2020-08-26 4:45:07 PM  
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2020-08-26 4:45:46 PM  
I say things like "That sounds like a bad porn I saw."

Jerry Falwell says things like "That sounds like a bad porn I did."
 
2020-08-26 4:46:33 PM  

wantingout: Is it only because if his prominence in the Christian community that this is such a big deal? I say let people have their kinks.


His and his father's entire careers have been built on 5 decades of encouraging public demonization and discrimination of people for what they do in their bedrooms.

Fark off with your "stop kink shaming" bullshiat. Turnabout is fair play.
 
2020-08-26 4:46:50 PM  
It would definitely not be worth $10.5 in my case.  Careful, Subby, that you carefully manage the Rate of Return on your "investments."

/I have a hot wife, and we don't own a pool.
 
2020-08-26 4:47:11 PM  
Liberty University students/parents and We Build the Wall donors have a lot in common.
 
2020-08-26 4:48:52 PM  
Dear Penthouse,

I never thought it would happen to me, but I just got paid millions for indulging in my fantasy to watch my wife get railed by another man. YOU could experience this miracle too, if you only send me $50 for a vial of my fully-blessed Magic Pool Water, or $100 for my thrice-blessed Pool Boy-Attracting Holy Crystals, or $200 for the set of both...

Sorry, forgot who I was writing to for a second there.
 
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