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(Twitter)   *DON'T MENTION FALWELL JR* *DON'T MENTION FALWELL JR* "Jerry Falwell Jr. has had so much to do with my success with the evangelicals"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-08-25 11:25:55 PM  
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2020-08-26 12:40:11 AM  
Dumbass
 
2020-08-26 12:41:05 AM  
And why is that?  Did you blackmail him?  He certainly seems to have a lot of sins that could be blackmailed about.
 
2020-08-26 1:49:41 AM  
I guess they're both gonna go down swinging...
 
2020-08-26 4:49:52 AM  
Hey, I understand.  His techniques also helped me bang quite a few evangelicals
 
2020-08-26 5:54:38 AM  
Look, up in the sky!  It's a bird!  It's a plane!  No, it's Supercuck!
 
2020-08-26 6:34:01 AM  

Alphax: And why is that?  Did you blackmail him?  He certainly seems to have a lot of sins that could be blackmailed about.


Yeah, funny how he endorsed you right after you and Michael Cohen paid him a visit... was that a manila folder Cohen was holding?  What was in there I wonder...
 
2020-08-26 9:06:26 AM  
Who?
 
2020-08-26 9:07:29 AM  
WTF? Did Trump actually just tell the truth?
 
2020-08-26 9:07:52 AM  
Anyone know when this video is from. I'm sure it's not recent.
 
2020-08-26 9:10:00 AM  
His dad at least had the decency to admit he had an Oedipal thing with his mom. Plus he got to plug Compari to boot.
 
2020-08-26 9:10:15 AM  
Jerry Falwell Jr. is the dumbest man on earth.
 
2020-08-26 9:12:43 AM  

Alphax: And why is that?  Did you blackmail him?  He certainly seems to have a lot of sins that could be blackmailed about.


They are just kindred spirits.
 
2020-08-26 9:13:10 AM  

Naido: Hey, I understand.  His techniques also helped me bang quite a few evangelicals


Remember when Giulliani said black people should be more like Bill Cosby?
 
2020-08-26 9:16:33 AM  
I don't know which is more telling: that he bragged about Falwell's help it or that it worked.
 
2020-08-26 9:17:40 AM  
What, we think this Falwell business this week makes him a liability to Trump?

If only evangelicals were so consistent.
 
2020-08-26 9:17:56 AM  
Fallwell, Jr under the bus in T-Minus 3...2.. 1..."Who is that? Is his dad not still there?"

Or maybe they'll just edit out the "junior" and just say he was talking about Sr the whole time.
 
2020-08-26 9:18:31 AM  

casual disregard: Jerry Falwell Jr. is the dumbest man on earth.


No.

There is another.
 
2020-08-26 9:19:57 AM  

OldRod: Alphax: And why is that?  Did you blackmail him?  He certainly seems to have a lot of sins that could be blackmailed about.

Yeah, funny how he endorsed you right after you and Michael Cohen paid him a visit... was that a manila folder Cohen was holding?  What was in there I wonder...


Is he still "holding"???

The Falwells enlisted Cohen's help in 2015, according to the source familiar with Cohen's thinking, the year Trump announced his presidential candidacy. At the time, Cohen was Trump's confidant and personal lawyer, and he worked for the Trump Organization.

The Falwells wanted to keep "a bunch of photographs, personal photographs" from becoming public, Cohen told Arnold. "I actually have one of the photos," he said, without going into specifics. "It's terrible."

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-us​a​-politics-falwell-exclusive/exclusive-​trump-fixer-cohen-says-he-helped-falwe​ll-handle-racy-photos-idUSKCN1SD2JG
 
2020-08-26 9:20:17 AM  
By Evangelicals he means racist, classist pieces of shiat.
 
2020-08-26 9:33:27 AM  
And he has this cute dimple on his butt...
 
2020-08-26 9:35:06 AM  

RasIanI: Fallwell, Jr under the bus in T-Minus 3...2.. 1..."Who is that? Is his dad not still there?"

Or maybe they'll just edit out the "junior" and just say he was talking about Sr the whole time.


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How's the view, Jerry?
 
2020-08-26 9:35:45 AM  
What's that you say?  Trump was one of Falwell's bulls?
 
2020-08-26 9:35:57 AM  
By success, does he mean getting laid?
 
2020-08-26 9:41:39 AM  

wage0048: By Evangelicals he means racist, classist pieces of shiat.


You forgot "theocratic."
 
2020-08-26 9:46:23 AM  
How soon until Trump starts claiming he also banged Falwell's wife?
 
2020-08-26 9:51:32 AM  

shpritz: How soon until Trump starts claiming he also banged Falwell's wife?


Jan 22nd, 2021
 
2020-08-26 9:51:55 AM  

shpritz: How soon until Trump starts claiming he also banged Falwell's wife?


The new "I am Spartacus!"
 
2020-08-26 9:54:58 AM  

Spice Must Flow: shpritz: How soon until Trump starts claiming he also banged Falwell's wife?

The new "I am Spartacus!"


"I'm Spartacus, and so's his wife!"
 
2020-08-26 10:01:54 AM  

casual disregard: Jerry Falwell Jr. is the dumbest man on earth.


He's in third place at best.

The silver is currently going to Donald J. Trump, and there is a 62 million-way tie for first place.
 
2020-08-26 10:03:13 AM  

shpritz: How soon until Trump starts claiming he also banged Falwell's wife?


I think DJT already has. Look at this picture. JF is in back, stuck in between the wall, a chair and DJT.
DJT and the MILF are standing together. Mrs F's body is turned toward the prez with her outer facing knee twisted toward the prez. She wants him or has had him. Plus look at the dress. It's way too form fitting for a typical evangelical christian married woman greeting the president. Think what Pence's "mother" would wear.
There's more, but my impression is that she's been turned out already.
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2020-08-26 10:19:32 AM  

169th Cousin: RasIanI: Fallwell, Jr under the bus in T-Minus 3...2.. 1..."Who is that? Is his dad not still there?"

Or maybe they'll just edit out the "junior" and just say he was talking about Sr the whole time.

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How's the view, Jerry?


Undercarriage looks pretty damaged.  It'll need replacing.
 
2020-08-26 10:20:49 AM  
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2020-08-26 10:26:50 AM  

Last Man on Earth: What's that you say?  Trump was one of Falwell's bulls?


A "bull" implies that he is well endowed. Trump couldn't be a hamster.
 
2020-08-26 10:28:34 AM  

Alphax: And why is that?  Did you blackmail him?  He certainly seems to have a lot of sins that could be blackmailed about.


They were Epstein buddies
 
2020-08-26 10:32:49 AM  
Bandleader
 
2020-08-26 10:37:41 AM  

NINEv2: Who?


You an Evangelical!
Pretty sure Evangelicals will all be who is this Jerry Falwell Junior guy, oh is that the guy that hangs out with Democrats and Hispanics, yeah Liberals suck and have no morals, they need to be like us Godly people and get the love of Jesus in their hearts
 
2020-08-26 10:41:02 AM  

wage0048: By Evangelicals he means racist, classist pieces of shiat.


Hey do you know the Southern Baptists were Pro Choice until President Carter cost them money because of their racism and overnight they decide every sperm was sacred?
 
2020-08-26 10:43:13 AM  

OldRod: Alphax: And why is that?  Did you blackmail him?  He certainly seems to have a lot of sins that could be blackmailed about.

Yeah, funny how he endorsed you right after you and Michael Cohen paid him a visit... was that a manila folder Cohen was holding?  What was in there I wonder...


The most telling part of that story is that they offered $50k to the guy running the Trump polling scam but only actually paid $12k and a pair of MMA fighter's gloves.
 
2020-08-26 10:46:00 AM  

TangoDown: shpritz: How soon until Trump starts claiming he also banged Falwell's wife?

I think DJT already has. Look at this picture. JF is in back, stuck in between the wall, a chair and DJT.
DJT and the MILF are standing together. Mrs F's body is turned toward the prez with her outer facing knee twisted toward the prez. She wants him or has had him. Plus look at the dress. It's way too form fitting for a typical evangelical christian married woman greeting the president. Think what Pence's "mother" would wear.
There's more, but my impression is that she's been turned out already.
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GIS pastor's wife in incognito mode

Not At Work though
 
2020-08-26 10:48:44 AM  
Hey don't make fun of Jerry its perfectly okay to have gay three way sex as long as your wife is there too. I mean it's not Adultry if you include your wife right?
 
2020-08-26 10:50:08 AM  
This is a strong move. Evangelicals have clearly demonstrated their love for sexual predators with chronic infidelity issues. JF Jr. hasn't been outed as a rapist yet but his kink must be right up there with their brand of moral fibre. Furthermore, Evangelicals love a good comeback from a "devil made me do it" champion, unless they're black.
 
2020-08-26 10:50:18 AM  
Trump & Falwell both fake that they care about religion when they actually care more about money. Both have been exposed for sexual scandals that they blame on other people, so they do have a lot in common.
 
2020-08-26 11:09:05 AM  

TangoDown: shpritz: How soon until Trump starts claiming he also banged Falwell's wife?

I think DJT already has. Look at this picture. JF is in back, stuck in between the wall, a chair and DJT.
DJT and the MILF are standing together. Mrs F's body is turned toward the prez with her outer facing knee twisted toward the prez. She wants him or has had him. Plus look at the dress. It's way too form fitting for a typical evangelical christian married woman greeting the president. Think what Pence's "mother" would wear.
There's more, but my impression is that she's been turned out already.
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The best part about the photo is that there is a Playboy cover right beside her.

And why does Trump have two identical Forum covers on the wall? There's one to the upper left and duplicate in the bottom right.
 
2020-08-26 11:10:34 AM  
to tell you the truth i feel kind of bad for him. I cant imagine childhood with his dad could have been all that super.
 
2020-08-26 11:14:24 AM  
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He can fix most anything with a Sharpie anyway... no problem for Putin's Biatch.
 
2020-08-26 11:17:10 AM  
I hope Maddow asks Cohen if he has those pictures and if he knows they were used to get the support of the cuck.
 
2020-08-26 11:56:33 AM  

casual disregard: Jerry Falwell Jr. is the dumbest man on earth.


Oh, I don't know. I'd say there's...brisk competition...for that title.
 
2020-08-26 1:17:12 PM  

spongeboob: wage0048: By Evangelicals he means racist, classist pieces of shiat.

Hey do you know the Southern Baptists were Pro Choice until President Carter cost them money because of their racism and overnight they decide every sperm was sacred?


The decision was made - fighting for segregation was flogging a dead horse - but abortion and gun rights could be used instead. It's not about the issue, per se - but how effective it is a "tie that binds"
 
2020-08-26 1:20:33 PM  

Advernaut: This is a strong move. Evangelicals have clearly demonstrated their love for sexual predators with chronic infidelity issues. JF Jr. hasn't been outed as a rapist yet but his kink must be right up there with their brand of moral fibre. Furthermore, Evangelicals love a good comeback from a "devil made me do it" champion, unless they're black.


"JF Jr. hasn't been outed as a rapist yet"

TFA indicated that he was in possession of nudes of a Liberty U student. How far away from predation/rape could he have been?
 
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