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(The Daily Beast)   It just breaks my heart but the anti-abortion activist who told the RNC a graphic abortion story made the whole thing up. Bonus: this has been known since 2009   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Fail, Pregnancy, Anti-abortion activist Abby Johnson, Crime, Pro-life movement, Texas Monthly, brown son, The Texas Observer, Planned Parenthood employee  
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2020-08-26 9:32:22 AM  
Lies? At a Republican National Convention?

PREPARE THE FEINTING COUCH!
 
2020-08-26 11:04:43 AM  
Ooooh, oooh, I know this one.

"Well, maybe she lied but I'll bet it's happened somewhere else."
 
2020-08-26 11:39:20 AM  

hubiestubert: Lies? At a Republican National Convention?

PREPARE THE FEINTING COUCH!


*damn you Autocorrect*
*shakes a tiny fist inna air*
 
2020-08-26 11:40:25 AM  
You mean there are no abortion quotas? I'm shocked! Shocked. Well, not that shocked.
 
2020-08-26 12:48:56 PM  

hubiestubert: hubiestubert: Lies? At a Republican National Convention?

PREPARE THE FEINTING COUCH!

*damn you Autocorrect*
*shakes a tiny fist inna air*


Still works.
 
2020-08-26 12:49:29 PM  

hubiestubert: hubiestubert: Lies? At a Republican National Convention?

PREPARE THE FEINTING COUCH!

*damn you Autocorrect*
*shakes a tiny fist inna air*


No, it still works. The feinting couch is where you sit when you decide to deceive someone.
 
2020-08-26 12:50:09 PM  
...and it will not mean anything to the throngs of Trump-ets that it is fake.
 
2020-08-26 12:50:24 PM  
Johnson claimed years later that the records must have been falsified.

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears."
 
2020-08-26 12:50:45 PM  
If you don't like abortions, you should vote for Biden, since the abortion rate goes down significantly during Democratic administrations while holding steady during Republican ones.  Almost like one party has a financial reason to keep it a problem so they can do more fundraising.
 
2020-08-26 12:51:13 PM  

PirateKing: hubiestubert: hubiestubert: Lies? At a Republican National Convention?

PREPARE THE FEINTING COUCH!

*damn you Autocorrect*
*shakes a tiny fist inna air*

No, it still works. The feinting couch is where you sit when you decide to deceive someone.


I thought that was the couch you sit on right before you sit on the riposte couch.
 
2020-08-26 12:51:17 PM  

edmo: Ooooh, oooh, I know this one.

"Well, maybe she lied but I'll bet it's happened somewhere else."


Johnson herself just went directly to a conspiracy claim:

She claimed the fetus was 13 weeks, but there were no patients more than 10 weeks pregnant on the date in question, it reported. She said the patient was Black, and the only woman matching that description was six weeks pregnant and would not have undergone an ultrasound. Johnson claimed years later that the records must have been falsified.

Obviously when facts do not fit the narrative the facts have been faked.
 
2020-08-26 12:52:05 PM  
But serious questions about Johnson's narrative-which became the basis for the movie Unplanned

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fark. This. Movie.
 
2020-08-26 12:52:33 PM  
But Carly Fiorina has seen the video. And the fetus looked at her and told her it was all true.
 
2020-08-26 12:53:01 PM  
The fetus fetish crowd making shait up?  Is it a day ending in "y"?
 
2020-08-26 12:53:29 PM  
The people who need money and are willing to tell tall tales about abortion, are incentivized by a group of people who are willing to feed them money in exchange for telling tall tales about abortion.

They do not care if the stories are true, if the people actually believe anything they say, because they know that they just need this person to keep their current people in line more than they need to persuade new people.  Otherwise, they themselves will be out of money.
 
2020-08-26 12:53:43 PM  
Facts have a liberal bias.
 
2020-08-26 12:54:24 PM  
If the Crackpot Authoritarian Religious Right gets another 4 years of installing Authoritarian Crackpot Judges on the bench, Griswold V Connecticut is at risk.

This means that states would be free to outlaw Birth Control Pills

This is what you are voting for if you vote (R)
 
2020-08-26 12:54:45 PM  
I was a lifeling Democrat until last week. Two things happened. One, I heard a trump speech which inspired me to switch. Two, while working at the hospital we had a patient come in that needed a gallbladder removal. The doctor screamed I'm a Democrat I'm going to abort your baby and your gallstone! And I said, Doctor you can't do that. And he said shut up you're on my team damn it. You know that's how we do things. Then he told me to unlock the hospital doors so that the MS-13 gang could come in and steal all of our Oxycontin. Then he ordered me to get on the website for the federal government to increase my taxes by twofold. I tried to complain, but he told me to shut up repeatedly beating me about my head and shoulders
 
2020-08-26 12:54:53 PM  
But hey, the bullshiat story got out and is now being debated, so it served its purpose.

I've got an idea: instead of repeating Republican bullshiat, just assume it's bullshiat and don't repeat it at all. Here, I'll show you how:

Anti-abortion activist Abby Johnson told regurgitated the usual bullshiat at the Republican National Convention an exceedingly graphic story of helping to terminate a pregnancy as a Planned Parenthood employee-an account that has been challenged numerous times.

The end.
 
2020-08-26 12:55:07 PM  
Nothing but the best from the RNC.
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Link to pics: https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere​/status​/1298445534999580676
 
2020-08-26 12:56:45 PM  
Woman unable to tell the difference between a baby and a fetus made up a bunch of shiat.

Yeah, sounds about right. Protip: acorns aren't trees and eggs aren't chickens.
 
2020-08-26 12:56:55 PM  
Oh man, she's that chick?  I don't know why I didn't put it all together before now.
 
2020-08-26 12:58:08 PM  
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2020-08-26 12:58:23 PM  
"Beam me up, Scotty!"
 
2020-08-26 12:58:24 PM  

Outshined_One: PirateKing: hubiestubert: hubiestubert: Lies? At a Republican National Convention?

PREPARE THE FEINTING COUCH!

*damn you Autocorrect*
*shakes a tiny fist inna air*

No, it still works. The feinting couch is where you sit when you decide to deceive someone.

I thought that was the couch you sit on right before you sit on the riposte couch.


That's the Touchez lounge.
 
2020-08-26 12:58:33 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I was a lifeling Democrat until last week. Two things happened. One, I heard a trump speech which inspired me to switch. Two, while working at the hospital we had a patient come in that needed a gallbladder removal. The doctor screamed I'm a Democrat I'm going to abort your baby and your gallstone! And I said, Doctor you can't do that. And he said shut up you're on my team damn it. You know that's how we do things. Then he told me to unlock the hospital doors so that the MS-13 gang could come in and steal all of our Oxycontin. Then he ordered me to get on the website for the federal government to increase my taxes by twofold. I tried to complain, but he told me to shut up repeatedly beating me about my head and shoulders


You should have called Marine Todd and his eagle "Small Government." They would have sorted that doctor out right quick!
 
2020-08-26 12:58:37 PM  
They're on to us...abort...abort...
 
2020-08-26 12:58:37 PM  
It doesn't matter.  The story is "out there" now.  Nobody in Trump's camp will see the correction, and it won't be corrected on Fox News.  The desired effect has already occurred.
 
2020-08-26 12:59:31 PM  
First we find out that the author of 'I Kissed Dating Goodbye' was full of shiat and not even Christian anymore and now this...it's like watching the collapse of the long con that is right-wing fundamentalism.
 
2020-08-26 12:59:41 PM  
Someone telling a false story at the GOP convention? And for money?

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2020-08-26 1:00:13 PM  
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2020-08-26 1:00:44 PM  

fruitloop: But serious questions about Johnson's narrative-which became the basis for the movie Unplanned

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fark. This. Movie.


Funded by the MyPillow guy and released by Pure Flix. Take it with a grain of salt.
 
2020-08-26 1:00:52 PM  
Leave the poor woman alone, she would not be forced to make up lies if abortion was illegal.
 
2020-08-26 1:01:30 PM  
I wish these couple of stupid website who demand things from me would realise that outline exists.  Because I will piss on them until they do,
 
2020-08-26 1:01:35 PM  
Who aborted, y'all?

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2020-08-26 1:01:59 PM  
"Did you know abortion even had a smell?"

Is it bacon? I bet it's bacon. I bet abortions smell farkin' delicious.
 
2020-08-26 1:02:28 PM  

PanicAttack: Nothing but the best from the RNC.
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Link to pics: https://twitter.com/IsaacDovere/​status/1298445534999580676


Hey in addition to providing troll farms the Russians give the RNC B-roll footage.  How awesome is that?
 
2020-08-26 1:03:06 PM  

hotrod2001: First we find out that the author of 'I Kissed Dating Goodbye' was full of shiat and not even Christian anymore and now this...it's like watching the collapse of the long con that is right-wing fundamentalism.


I'll believe the Jebus Con is collapsing when they do not occupy the Oval Office and control the U.S. Senate
 
2020-08-26 1:03:15 PM  
FARK ANYONE WHO DOES NOT STOP AT:

A WOMAN'S BODY, A WOMAN'S CHOICE.

Full stop end of story.  It should be a crime to even suggest anything else.
 
2020-08-26 1:03:42 PM  

Svingen999: Who aborted, y'all?

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Is the 1972 a reference to Nixon.
 
2020-08-26 1:04:09 PM  
"an unborn baby fighting back, desperate to move away from the suction."

So she's saying babby can fright back? Someone should of way instained this befor.
 
2020-08-26 1:04:49 PM  

Hey Nurse!: I was a lifeling Democrat until last week. Two things happened. One, I heard a trump speech which inspired me to switch. Two, while working at the hospital we had a patient come in that needed a gallbladder removal. The doctor screamed I'm a Democrat I'm going to abort your baby and your gallstone! And I said, Doctor you can't do that. And he said shut up you're on my team damn it. You know that's how we do things. Then he told me to unlock the hospital doors so that the MS-13 gang could come in and steal all of our Oxycontin. Then he ordered me to get on the website for the federal government to increase my taxes by twofold. I tried to complain, but he told me to shut up repeatedly beating me about my head and shoulders


OMG, I also am a lifelong Democrat progressive. Last week, I saw a doctor for back pain and she said I need an abortion. But doctor, I said, I can't possibly need an abortion because I'm not pregnant. Well the test says you are, she says. But doctor, I said, I'm a man.  HOW DARE YOU PRESUME YOUR GENDER she says and puts a mask over my face.

Instantly, I'm knocked out. I wake up after sundown in the back alley with a sore bunghole taped over with a band-aid and a receipt for the $1 million bill, which was charged to Obamacare and paid in full. I don't even have Obamacare!  The very next day I got a letter saying my fetus died of COVID-19.

Thank you for listening to my TED RNC talk.
 
2020-08-26 1:05:04 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: "Did you know abortion even had a smell?"

Is it bacon? I bet it's bacon. I bet abortions smell farkin' delicious.


Having had a couple of incidents with soldering irons in my youth, I can tell you that burnt human skin smells a little like bacon.

But what really freaked me out was when I later got LASIK and I smelled the same smell when they were doing the laser ablation.
 
2020-08-26 1:05:12 PM  
This is why the Gelflings shouldn't trust her; I don't care HOW fancy her observatory is.
 
2020-08-26 1:06:30 PM  
First-world countries don't even debate abortion, let alone try to outlaw it. And they don't attempt to base law on religion.

These dumbfarks are hellbent on turning us into evangelical Iran. They can just farking leave.
 
2020-08-26 1:06:36 PM  
"Jude walking down the road- as opposed to my white nerdy kids, my white nerdy men  walking down the road-because of the statistics that he knows in his head, that these police officers know in their head, they're going to know that statistically my brown son is more likely to commit a violent offense over my white sons."
"So the fact that in his head, he would be more careful around my brown son than my white son, that doesn't actually make me angry. That makes that police officer smart, because of statistics."



Way to throw your son under the cruiser there, Karen.
 
2020-08-26 1:06:39 PM  
Right Wingers have nothing but lies
 
2020-08-26 1:08:01 PM  
What anti-abortion types think is going on:

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2020-08-26 1:09:20 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Having had a couple of incidents with soldering irons in my youth, I can tell you that burnt human skin smells a little like bacon.

But what really freaked me out was when I later got LASIK and I smelled the same smell when they were doing the laser ablation.


Maybe that explains "Daddy ate my eyes." Eyes might be delicious.
 
2020-08-26 1:10:04 PM  

Langdon_777: A WOMAN'S BODY, A WOMAN'S RANDOM PERSON WHO BELIEVES SOMETHING UNCONNECTED TO REALITY'S CHOICE.


christianity is only about domination.  Just ask one of them.  Is anyone surprised that one of them lies to present their fantasies as reality?
 
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